All comics by mitchpj

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by mitchpj
10-22-08
did you forget to flush?
I haven't gone yet
why not ?
because...
because why?
cause...umm...I don't really have to go!

 

by mitchpj
10-23-08
are you santa clause?
no, but I do give free cookies
have you ever noticed that your fat!
man, your right, I have to stop eating cookies
momma, santa is gonna make me fat!
sssshhhhh, no I'm not!

 

by mitchpj
10-23-08
Hey, I I can't breath
No way I will let you destroy the casle!
I don't really care that your bald
With this axe I will turn us into hot women!
What the flim flam, I just turned into a hot women
Barnicles, how come I counldn't be the hot lady

 

by mitchpj
10-23-08
Hi could I get a hamburger
After I destroy you with my gun
yea, could I get cheese on that
Why would you want cheese on your disinegrated body
why would I have a disinegrated body?
Because I have a gun...I mean would you like lettuce on your burger

 

by mitchpj
10-23-08
I will shoot you doctor like I did with the pashint
Why did ya shoot the guy anyway?
I told you for the millionth time: he wouldn't take his mail!
well, you have a good point, if I were a mail guy I would do the same
Yea, you got that right!
Yea....

 

by mitchpj
10-24-08
what to do, what to do
hey, zombies here
think, think, must hammer brain, help think harder
hurry up, smarty pants!
i'm gonna bathe in this trash can
you do that well i run away

 

by mitchpj
10-24-08
What's your name? You're weird?
My name is not weird, it's Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Once again, Big gabe gets Hippie's name wrong.
Oh, Thanks for telling me, Noooooooooooooooooooo!
My name is not Noooooooooooooooooo, it's Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Another time!
I am Soooooooooooooooooooooo Stuuuuuuuupppppppppiiiiiiiddddd, Noooooooooooooooooooooo Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!
You are very stupid, as your name suggests!

 

by mitchpj
10-24-08
bye-bye little girl
I'm gonna kill you little girl!
are you the Easter bunny?
no, I'm the BUTCHER
Easter bunny can I have a barbie?
bye-bye butcher
shut up!
I got a gun in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it!

 

by mitchpj
10-24-08
I am a robot, I like pb and j sandwiches
I want to suck your blood!
I don't have blood, I have oil
I want to suck your oil!
Never mind, Dracula
My oil comes out my we-we!
never mind

 

by mitchpj
10-25-08
man, it sucks that we need to be here
your the butcher, now shut up!
Why don't you shut up you arm!
talk to the hand
man, I gotta get some excuses like that
Stop thinking aloud!

 

by mitchpj
10-26-08
Who you calling dumd fat boy.
Get back to work you dumb fat boy!
you dumb-dumb give me gun-gun!
your right devil.
I gonna go cry, momma!
ohmygod
you are a little girl abe.
momma, I turned into a little girl!
momma, I need to go potey!

 

by mitchpj
11-02-08
I like nachoes and soda and cheese curdes and beer and popcorn and ummmm ohther stuff
you like beer?
yea, I also like nachoes and soda and cheese curdes and popcorn and ummmm other stuff
help me I'm choking!
A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.
gofu!

 

by mitchpj
11-02-08
I am toborfrank and I like to be toborfrank
exscuse me, I have to tinkle toborfrank
What did you just say to me!
Now I have to tinkle even more! And why are we not in the bathroom?
Now I'm gonna beat you up!
Please don't, I have to get to the toilet my bladder is going to explode!

 

by mitchpj
11-02-08
Honey, will you feed my cat?
Sweety, will you feed the the baby?
Sure, after you feed my cat
Sure, after you feed the baby
No, feed my dumb fat big butt cat!
Never, feed the dumb fat big butt baby!

 

by mitchpj
11-02-08
Taste my kechup power!
your kidding, kechup
no, I am kechup
I'm calling the police!
you dummo, were at a temple there is no electricity
ohh, that alright, spray away!

 

by mitchpj
11-05-08
ohmygod, its hot out here
yea, when we left I was raw and now I'm cookin
Who cares bacon number one
I just remembered that my mom was a piece of cookie crumb!
really, she is a piece of cookie crumb!
you go bacon number two
what why how come the car is not over there were we parked it?
shut up you lumpy piece of meat!

 

by mitchpj
11-07-08
oh America, killing people with guns is part of our community!
oh America, killing things like aliens with shot guns is a resourse of Japan!
shut up, I didn't call ya a alien
sorry shorty, ha ha ha!
that it it! your going down!
God bless america!

 

by mitchpj
11-07-08
doctor. skeleton, could ya fix me site? she say she feels snaped
hand ya site over and I'll see whats I can do
I don't wanna, she said she don't want a check up rightnow
fine than you fat boy, your mamma so fat and ugly that she caused the earth to explode!
yea sitey I like peanuts to- you were saying doctor
now I'm gonna kill ya!

 

by mitchpj
11-07-08
wow, selebrating chrismas with a zombie is a lot dumber than nothing!
ahh, me want mud birthday!
oh, did I forget to tell you that his birthday is on chrismas day! but at least he is dumb, so I can literly can get him any thing
me can hear ya!
Time to open presents, I only got him a fish!
Haray, me slap you with fish!

 

by mitchpj
11-08-08
life is good, smoking a cigarette with my best friend
yea, havin a cup of joe too
I want a cup of joe with my cigarette!
well, thats to dang bad, I got the last of it!
well now your my X-best friend sence ya took the last bit of joe!
sorry, I asked to see if they had some more but they didn't!

 

by mitchpj
11-08-08
A. is for apple B. is for bomb C. is for crocodile D. is for dog E. is for eggplant...
come on, I wanna watch adult swim!
we will be right back with; Singing the A.B.C 's!
well, at least its not Singing the I gotta pee or whatever
were back with; Singing the A.B.C's!
ahh, come on for goodness sake I wanna watch stupid adult swim!

 

by mitchpj
11-08-08
yo, I'm the farter shark!
fart! toot-a-toot!
meanwhile, on the other side of the ocean...
hi, I'm the farter dolphin!
toot-a-toot! fart!
dolphins and sharks don't fart if ya ask me, so don't ya be coming up to me and say;"do sharks or dolphins fart? cause they don't!

 

by mitchpj
11-08-08
chen in the cubicle...
hey chen, whats the matter, ya didn't get any joe?
I lost my wife yesterday, it was really sad, the cops had to drag me out and bring me home
boss in the basement...
did ya hear that chen lost his wife and the cops had to drag him out and bring him home
really, wow, I don't care
melvin in the longe...
the roomer that we sent around didn't work, everyone found out that I was lying and beat me up
he, he, he, at least he didn't tell them that I thought of the roomer, he doesn't know that I killed his wife two hours ago!

 

by mitchpj
11-17-08
la ti do do la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dad, keep your eyes on the road cause ya already destroyed the city, plus you already ran over fifty-four people
hey watch out you moron!
shut up, your the moron!
man why do people always call me a moron, even mom calls me a moron...
cause you are a moron and plus every else I know says so too.

 

by mitchpj
11-18-08
yo, stay here, I gotta take a crap
were ya gonna go,? your pants?!
really...
no,! I'm gonna go.... behind the tree,! yea...
can I watch,? you take a crap?!
sure... what the heck?!
oh this is great,! for my report about craps!

 

by mitchpj
11-18-08
doctor I'm here, what should I do doctor?
I'm very glad your here miachel, just grab that knive over there so I can slice the rest of this puppet a part...
what knive and I'm not miachel I'm mitch and who are you slicing a part?!
the knive over on the table and I'm sorry mitch and you... thats who-I-I-I mean this dead one over on my desk!
no, i'm not gonna get you that knive you mama's boy
shut up you over flowed puppet with a fat mama!

 

by mitchpj
11-19-08
sniff, sniff
dude watz up!
m-m-my girl friend just broke up with me, sniff, sniff
dude, I-I-I don't feel bad for you!
thanks, thanks for being my friend for these last five minutes, but-
wait a sec, I'm not your friend, and its only been... thirty seconds and wh- oh...

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
You idiot you ate the map!
sorry, I was dying of hunger Gosh have some heart
I don't have a heart
If you don't have a heart then........your a zombie!
you are right young idiot!
If your a zombie and I am an idiot..........um...a you wanna piece of bacon?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Hey we made it to the beach!
One problem dog where's the water part of it?
oh..... I thought we were going to the beach (sigh)
We are going to the beach you idiot!
Well it looks like we made it to the Sahara Desert
Whatever cats hate water anyway, we prefer milk....I love milk its good for my tummy

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog are we at are camping site?
Let's check the map!
Good idea if we had a map you idiot!
Well did'nt you get a new map at the pet store?
Yeah, but one question why do the pet store owners shoot us with tranquilizer guns?
I don't know but they must have done it for a pretty good reason because.....um....a you wanna piece of leftover steak?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Cat I think we are at are camping site now
No, we are not at are camping site (sigh)
Where are we at then?
I think your an idiot.... no I know your an idiot
Okay let's get off the idiot topic everybody who reads this comic series knows that!
Wow, were in a comic I had know idea!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
It's cold out here!
Well yeah because were in the North Pole!
Why are we here again?
Because I wanna see Santa Claws!
Well dog I think we need to talk, Santa is just a made up guy to get kids into the spirit for the holidays
Wait doesn't Santa live in the East Pole?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Cat what are you looking at?
meow!
What did you just say to me!
You heard me I said Meow
What were you looking at then?
Lunch!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Hey Dog I bet I could beat you in golf!
Huh, What are you talking about?
You idiot we are at a golfing place!
I don't like your attitude today!
Well jeez you don't need to show your pearly whites!
sorry, I had some ear plugs in, you were saying?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
watch out for those sharp rocks, and when I say sharp, I mean hot, very hot!
I understand to watch out for rocks, but the last part made no sense!
you don't understand, cats must have small brains
Hey I personally think I have a bigger brain then you because you get called an idiot!
hey, next time you call me an idiot, I'm gonna quit!
Dude, I call you that because the author types what I say! so there!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog you idiot why are we flying?
huh, ask me that later, I have somthing more important, will you marry me?
Are you kidding? we are adopted brother and sister!
oh, I thought we both were boys
You forgot again didn't you?
wait, why don't we go to a meat store!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Cat I think we finally found our camping site!
Dog, you idiot the camping site comic was like seven other comics ago!
Well we could still camp out
well true, but, your big butt will take all the space!
what I thought you wouldn't insult me anymore?! (sniff, sniff)
when we made that agreement, I was crossing my fingers!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Finally, we made it to the beach!
wait, I thought you didn't like water, I thought you prefered milk?
I lied, but I still like milk
I hate you, you lier!
Well I am sorry, but you know me I am a big fat lier!
shut up, let's go swimming!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
hey, cat why are you in my happy place?
This is your happy place? Kind of girly!
well, if your in here you have to respect it along with me!
You must be joking? Me respect this dumb place!
yes, or we will destroy you!
Who is we? You and your unicorns!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog, why the heck are you in my happy place!
what?! this is your happy place, more like scary place, and whats with the red moon?
Yes this is my happy place and its not happy when your in it! Oh and the red moon was just a little touch to make you scream!
ha it didn't make me scream I'm not afraid of anything, if you don't count my mom!
Oh yeah little Dog! BOO!
aaahhhh, don't ever do that again, it sounds like mom!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Hi cat, can I help you?
Dog you got a job at Pizza Garden?
well I'm losing money for our adventures so I got a job here!
Dog I had no idea you worked, so you got off your lazy idiot butt and got a job, I am suprised!
I know, isn't it great?!
um ...... a can I take my order now?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Hey Dog you decided to come shopping at Clothes Princess!
no, I came here to chew on clothes!
I got a job here, dad said I needed to be more social
oh, well do you wanna go to Hawii with me, I got some plane tickets?
Yeah, totally I let me just get my coat!
dude, just steal one their right over there!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
count to ten after finishing the each comic pannel.
okay then lets go!
Time to blow this dump!
wow, this plane is crazy, they'll blow the roof off!
Soon everone will die its so crazy!
sweet Hawii is hot and awesomely awesome!
Do you have the feeling this looks like the beach in comic #11?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog, are you sure were on the right plane going back to Minnesota?
um, I'm pretty sure we did, lets check our G.P.S
We don't have a G.P.S , you ate it !
oh, that tasted ssssooo good! BURP!
You are officially the captain of the idiot club!
let me correct you, I'm the captin of this idiot ship!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
hey cat, ya wanna come over?
How can I hear you were not on the telephone?
I'm am using my magic powers, oooohhhh!
Dog your lying, there is no such thing as magic powers!
ha, I tricked you, I'm not using magic powers, I'm not using any thing!
Dog I think its time for another trip to my other happy place!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog, welcome to Cat's happy place # 2!
wow, it rocks here, one of those people gave me this bone
Dog, that is a bone from a dead guy's body!
its meaty and good!
Dog, your eating your master you idiot!
whos my master?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
welcome to my happy place, cat
I feel.......like a child!
thats the feeling of my happy place!
I hate feeling like a child even though I am one
great, you got the feeling which means my happy place likes you!
What?!?!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog, what are you doing in my office?!
I'd don't know?
Get out of here!
why should I?!
Because, I said so and your an idiot!
your office is for cats!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
cat, why did you kill that guy?!
Hey why do I always get accused? How do we know you didn't do it!
because I did it!
What! I'm surprised I didn't know you were that kind of mean!
what, I wanted a bone!
Well and I thought I would be behind bars!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
I can't believe I got thrown in here and I did nothing!
what the crap did you do?
I said I didn't do anything you idiot!
the people here are all dumb, aren't they?
Yeah, do you think their gonna shoot us with tranquilizer guns?
no, I took them, and the keys to get the heck out of here!

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