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by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Dude....
...like this one time at band camp...
Whoa, Dad! I really don't want to hear how you got your guitar stuffed up your fucking ass!!!
Oh yeah?!?!?!? Well I fucked your mother!!!!!
Perhaps that would be why i call you Dad????

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
...and there I was, one shot left and the bear jumps outta the bushes. ROAWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
And what? What did you do???
I just shit myself
Shit man... I probably would have done the same thing.
No, son just now. Change me please.
Not my fuckin' turn. MOMMA!!!!!!

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
SO, like what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??
See ya next month?

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
You called my King?
Yes my dear. You have been chosen for a quest. A quest for the cutiest little female pixie in all the land...
Bring her to me and you'll be repaid with the hand of my only son.
Hows he look?
Sir?
Oh come off it , like me but younger... lets have a look a the bastard

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
AH, heres the bastard now.
Quite a prize isnt he Valkyrie.
I cant actually see him, threw the suit of armor and all
My beauty is such, fair Valkyrie, that you would not be able to control myself.
Cant you atleast lift up your face mask so that I may atleast ee your eyes????
It's locked and the key is lost. If you find the cutest little pixie she can use her little fairy wand and release me of this metal flesh.

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Well our young Valkyrie sets off on her journey to find the Kings beloved cutest little pixie. Val sets out with not a whole lot of information and not knowing what her prize, the prince looks like.
Well, I didnt have anything else going on today did I?
Just then, there was a bit of a explosion
EEEK whats that.... eww the smell of poop and urine
It is I! I am Glailron the Wizz ard. The king sent me out to find you. Said he needed to air my room and change my bedpan.
Oh, Jesus.

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
SO, what did the King send you out here for?
Well, I am an all knowing Wizz ard. I'll give you answers to three questions, to help you along on your quest.
Be spacific, please.
fart

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Valkyries question one of three
Ever used a bar of soap to wash yo stank old ass?
I only recieve spong baths now, my dear.
OH, must be fun for the one that gives you the sponge bath
Only if i get excited...
Second unrealized question
that doesnt happen often does it???
Everytime, wanna see?

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Well, my dear whats your last question to help you along on your quest?
LAST QUESTION... but but but.
You should have said when my three questions started, I wouldnt have asked you about washing yourself and about your excitment... old bastard...
well, you didnt ask...
if I had you twit, that probably would have been my first question
Fucking bitch......

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
where'd the old bastard go?? Nevermind that I guess that was frustrating, I need a time out.
Valkyrie lays on here back and begins to fundle with herself a bit
OH YEAH THATS THE SPOT!!!!!!
FIrst time in years that I have gotten excited without the hot sponge bath.
I thought I smelled poop and urine again... always gone unsatisfied, the toilsof being a woman.

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Ahem...
I know you can see you are interupting....and QUIT YOUR STARING....fine
Valkyrie stops her tomfoolery puts away her 'weapon' and stands
ready for my last question, even though it is my first real question about my quest. Where might I find The cute little pixie that the king is searching for?
In the most enchanted area known to me.
Ans where would that be????
.........................

 

by mitzusinhara
8-27-05
Whats with the silence... tell me.
dont have to
AND why is THAT??????
No more questions, silly girl. Only three remember.
FIne Fine fine ....motherfucker .......i'm outta here.
Would you change my diaper before you go?????

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
After no help at all from Glailron the Wizz ard, Valkyrie continues onward with no direction...
Where the fuck am I going????
I'm almost afraid of never returning, how could I really be going out to find something that may not even exist...
......
Hiya, whats happening hot stuff???

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
......... I'm almost afraid to ask... who are you??
I'm Norman the gnome. But i dont like being called a gnome. I prefer wee person.
Why would that be???
Great example, check out your shoes
you ...little... bastard.
hence why i prefer being called wee person

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
While her shoes dry...
So what brings a fair beauty such as yourself to these parts???
I'm on a quest for the great king of this land. I am looking for the cutest pixie of all the land. seen any?
Sure have. I know a guy that always has a stock of things that arent usually for sell, if you know what i mean... ( wink wink, nudge nudge)
NICE !!! WHere would he be Norman of the Wee People?
(whispers) the quik stop. follow this trail til you see the oak tree with limbs that look like they are doing the raise the roof thing...

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
Valkyrie finds the Quik Stop, with the directions for the Weeman
Would you like to try a Slirpee???
I was sent here , I was told you can provide information about objects that usually arent for sell.
Oh i see, building a bomb?
Uh no. I'm looking for pixies
Ummm, I cant really help with that.Only bomb making supplies here. no pixies...
Fine then, I'll take three pipe bombs... and this pack of gum.

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
Valkyrie returns to the Norman the wee person to that him for nothing.
Well did he hook you up?
Oh yes he sure did!!!! heh heh heh heeeeeeh
I came back just to thank you, and to bring you a gift...
YES!!! Shes going to give me the big show. Hooteriffic
Ah heres a nice pipebomb
That was for pissing on my shoes, asshole.

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
Well after destroying Norman of the wee peoplem Valkyrie flees the scene and treads onward on her quest to find the cutest little pixie...
oh baby baby baby... dun duh duh duh ... oh baby baby.... hit me baby one more time...
KAZZZAMMMMMM!!!! (rumble rumble)
WTF!?!?!?!?
OH so sarrie. wrong rady
.....

 

by mitzusinhara
8-28-05
pretty rady...oh so sarrie. I mistake rue for other rady.so sarrie so sarrie
It's ok, mind if i ask you a question?
AHSO
Kick ASS!!! ever seen any pixies???? exspecially cute ones?
No, but I've seen a peanut stand, a rubber band and a needle wink it's eye...
a DUMBO reference???

 

by mitzusinhara
8-29-05
Roo come to temple? Ah WE monk are so ronree ( lonely) oh so ronree. we rove you rong time!
Uhhhhh No thanks.
Valkyrie runs off quickly, shes heard the rumors about asain men (concerning size)
ICK the horror... talk about my further unsatisfaction... huff puff...
Suddenly
WTF
Hiya kiddies

 

by mitzusinhara
8-30-05
So, what brings such a lovely lass out here among all this nothingness???
Um, this is cute and all but, you have to realize i can see you working the puppet. standing off frame doesnt hide you from me. couldnt you have hid behind a rock or something???
...Right
hiya kiddies

 

by mitzusinhara
8-30-05
well, i'll try again....Hiya kiddies.
get off it, please drop the puppet andhave a conversation like regualr people
define regular people...
normal people
define normal people...

 

by mitzusinhara
8-30-05
please, drop the puppet act, please.
OH ALL RIGHT...
wow you are much shorter than just before with the puppet.
i was on a fucking stool. now what is it that has brought you out here to this mothingness?? oh hold on a sec before you answer...
ok, ready...

 

by mitzusinhara
8-30-05
Val pulls out a "little friend" and lights the fuse ...
would you mind holding this for a sec??
yes yes sure sure
hey where ya going???
STOOPID BASTARD

 

by mitzusinhara
8-31-05
Oh hello, I've never seen you around before, first day???
I^&$&#^@#()) (me no speak english)
well i have no idea what you just said, sorry.
*(&^^#$@$))(?::" ( actually i understand you, but i prefer to pretend to not understand)
fucking illegal alien
%&&**%$))_&% (fucking terrorist)

 

by mitzusinhara
8-31-05
I bet my daddy can kick your daddys butt, you cum bubble ( sixth grade humor)
Oh yeah, you infidile....
DADDY
Pappa
George, Osama, the games on!!!!

 

by mitzusinhara
9-01-05
jesus, the cat peed on the fucking carpet again...
Goddamnit, it shit over here.
Dont take three days to clean the shit up either

 

by mitzusinhara
9-02-05
Anyone seen any cute lttle pixies?
YEH WHOSE LOOKIN'
Well the king actually, I'm the person he sent out to find a cute pixie.
does he like to play with dolls still or extremely small wanker?

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