1 by mlkessler9-07-04 should i buy a hamburger Buy a hamburger! simpatico! simpatico! enabler! i mean... buy ME a hamburger
Sock fairy by mlkessler10-10-04 One fine evening, our hero found another pair of clean socks outside her apartment door A visit from the sock fairy?? What in blazes? Why yes! It is I, the sock fairy! Leaving you mystical presents of sock-like quality! and in the end.. you take what you can get Wow! But wait... these are used socks But they have just been cleaned, have they not? Do not doubt me or my sword of cotton comfort will not be so pleasant lodged in your kidney.
salem trip by mlkessler10-10-04 I'm going to salem today! Welcome to salem! Ah! A candidate for my future husband! I'll use my witchcraft on you! Faaaantastic!
self love? by mlkessler10-10-04 I took myself on a date today. I bought myself anything i wanted, dinner, and even flowers! Classy! So... did you get lucky or what?
homicidal by mlkessler1-09-05 For my serial killing, I use only RonCo knives! The blade goes through bone so easily and then is still sharp enough for filets! What's that Ron? You're throwing in the paring knife for free?