$500 by monkey_bat1-08-01 $500 or a diesel powered blowjob machine!?!? think it's worth it? every penny, my friend.... every penny.
Where? by monkey_bat1-08-01 now where did I put it.... where, where, where.... you'd think it would be difficult to misplace your own cock, wouldn't you...
knees please by monkey_bat1-08-01 dear jim, we had good times. we had bad times. but mostly we had bad times. i'm thinking specifically here about the time you told my mother i had remarkably abrasion-resistant knees.
decent porn by monkey_bat1-08-01 Life in Korea is hard. tell me about it. You can't find any decent pornography anywhere. hmmm... ...now take off your chaps, and stand next to that weasel.
Thinking of you... by monkey_bat1-08-01 A truly sophisticated woman would appreciate all of my little idiosyncrasies you set fire to my dog. I was making you dinner.