Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Get out of the clouds! by mosfunky5-31-04 We find our heroes in a bit of a jam... How did we get here? ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK Phil has a solution. I wish I was dead. ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Kill Time! by mosfunky6-02-04 Carnegie Hall Good evening. ROCK ROCK ROCK 2... 3... 4... ROCK ROCK ROCK Good night. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Lawn Care! by mosfunky6-04-04 Surveying their crime-ridden domain... I need to water the lawn. ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ... our heroes formulate a plan. Better go steal a hose... ROCK ROCK ROCK Meanwhile, on the other side of town... I wish you would return my advances!!! What strange nexus is this?
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Survive! by mosfunky6-05-04 Relying on their wits... Have you seen the remote? ROCK ROCK ROCK Our heroes weather the storm... Well, that was good for a laugh. ROCK ROCK ROCK To the amusement of all... What the fuck are you looking at? ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Feed your head! by mosfunky6-06-04 Another day in paradise... Seriously... ROCK ROCK ROCK Where did you get this acid? ROCK ROCK ROCK A day like any other. TELL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU! ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Expose yourself! by mosfunky6-07-04 They put it all on the line... Can I get some money? ROCK ROCK ROCK Nothing to hide... Don't make me pull out my boner. ROCK ROCK ROCK Casual observers... I wish I was dead. ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Expose yourself! (Corrected) by mosfunky6-07-04 Putting it all out there... Can I get some money? ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK Nothing to hide... Don't make me pull out my boner. ROCK ROCK ROCK Casual observers...
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Interior design! by mosfunky6-08-04 Deep in the bowels of the earth... Pretty sweet, huh? ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK A secret lair slowly forms... We can offset that smell with some tapestries. ROCK ROCK ROCK Complications arise... What do you think? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: The Jesus effect by mosfunky6-09-04 Our heroes happen upon an altar... So people willingly kneel in reverance and devotion... ROCK ROCK ROCK Curious of its origins... ...and line up to lovingly devour stale bread representing the flesh of a man 2000 years gone? ROCK ROCK ROCK And its effects... GIVE ME THE SECRETS OF YOUR POWER! ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Clean up! by mosfunky6-10-04 After the dust settles... Look at this mess. ROCK ROCK ROCK There's still work to be done... I was in a groove or something. ROCK ROCK ROCK By someone... Lunch? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Nature! by mosfunky6-12-04 Our story begins in a green valley... Ah, the great outdoors... ROCK ROCK ROCK Look! There's two bears fucking! ROCK ROCK ROCK An acceptable setting. This trip has already paid off. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Bed down! by mosfunky6-13-04 A pastoral scene... We'll stay here until this all blows over. ROCK ROCK ROCK My uncle says we can sleep in his barn. ROCK ROCK ROCK So he will be the next to die. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Career Day! by mosfunky6-14-04 Career Day... I gotta admit. The life of a superhero is pretty sweet. ROCK ROCK ROCK Especially when you get paid. Gotta get them dollars. ROCK ROCK ROCK A valuable lesson... And the bitches. Can't forget about the bitches. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Make do! by mosfunky6-17-04 Imprisoned somewhere... Don't worry. He can't keep us here forever. ROCK ROCK ROCK For something... And I doubt he'll kill us... ROCK ROCK ROCK Is this the end of our heroes? I've got some playing cards. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Crash and Burn! by mosfunky6-24-04 We happen upon our heroes... Looking good, buddy. ROCK ROCK ROCK Trying to be funny... Punchline, gotta think of a punchline... ROCK ROCK ROCK Nice try, Phil... Nice shirt, fag! ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Panhandle! by mosfunky6-27-04 In their most desperate hour... Good day, good sir! ROCK ROCK ROCK Our heroes turn on the charm... Give me some money, asshole! ROCK ROCK ROCK Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2. Good day, good sir! ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Money! by mosfunky7-03-04 Once upon a time... MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY! ROCK ROCK ROCK In a land far far away... MONEY! ROCK ROCK ROCK Keeping you up at four a.m... MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY! ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Reading Rainbow! by mosfunky7-12-04 Now available from TimeLife... Butterfly in the sky... ROCK ROCK ROCK Phil and Dr. Rocker sing the hits... I can fly twice as high... ROCK ROCK ROCK Of PBS kids programming... Just take a look, it's in a book... ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: World Domination, Step 1! by mosfunky7-15-04 Attempting to assemble an army of the undead... This seance isn't going like I thought it would. ROCK ROCK ROCK Arise dead people! ROCK ROCK ROCK Phil is always trying to assemble an army of the undead. Damn. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Larceny! by mosfunky7-19-04 The beginning of a dialogue... What's happening, man? ROCK ROCK ROCK Phil notices something... Look at all those chickens! ROCK ROCK ROCK Something he wants to steal... Doesn't your brother have a van? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Yellow? by mosfunky7-21-04 As a part of their community service... Red means stop. ROCK ROCK ROCK Our heroes are filming driver's ed videos... Green means go. ROCK ROCK ROCK Who plans these things? I don't know. Yellow is where we got in trouble in the first place. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Who is Dr. Rocker? by mosfunky8-08-04 Falling into old habits... I don't know where you find this shit. ROCK ROCK ROCK Our heroes discover new feelings for one another... What was that noise? ROCK ROCK ROCK Paranoia... Who are you? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Bye Bye Blue Planet! by mosfunky8-24-04 Today's adventure... Too bad about Earth. ROCK ROCK ROCK Good thing those aliens offered us a ride. ROCK ROCK ROCK But stealing their ship just seemed more fun. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Get some! by mosfunky10-18-05 At a new bar... These chicks are pretty fine. ROCK ROCK ROCK `Sup bitch!?! ROCK ROCK ROCK Fuckin' prudes. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Addiction! by mosfunky10-19-05 The latest in a series of murders... Do you have a cigarette? ROCK ROCK ROCK A city in peril... No no, that's right. You don't smoke. ROCK ROCK ROCK Our heroes are on the case! Hey buddy, you wanna start smoking? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Exploit a premise! by mosfunky10-20-05 Stranded... Yup... not getting any less hungry here. ROCK ROCK ROCK Twenty minutes and counting... ROCK ROCK ROCK Elsewhere... Yeah, so Phil eats Dr. Rocker. I know.
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Make friends! by mosfunky10-21-05 Yeah, in front of the White House... What's his face said to hang loose. ROCK ROCK ROCK You know. Big guy. Stinky, I think we call him. ROCK ROCK ROCK No, nothing happens. Do you guys hang out without me? ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Maintain your high! by mosfunky10-22-05 8 a.m. Monday, Foley's Red Apple Sale. Look at all these great prices. ROCK ROCK ROCK Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! ROCK ROCK ROCK Pickpocket central... I'm bout to go fishin'. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Avoid the setup! by mosfunky10-27-05 About to enter a haunted house... Maybe we should not do this. ROCK ROCK ROCK I mean... I don't believe in ghosts, but... ROCK ROCK ROCK About to enter a haunted house... But I used to not believe in ridiculous premises, either. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Reproduction! by mosfunky10-28-05 With the city in peril, the call is out for more heroes... Yeah, so... ROCK ROCK ROCK With a little direction... I need to get what up? ROCK ROCK ROCK And some genetic misinterpretation... Drop trou, mama. ROCK ROCK ROCK
Phil and Dr. Rocker - Mission: Something pink and tangy! by mosfunky11-10-05 What are our heroes doing at a bar? I'm gonna get something to drink. ROCK ROCK ROCK Fighting crime, of course! Something with an umbrella and a straw. ROCK ROCK ROCK Heroes gotta get their courage somewhere. A straw because I've never been able to hold a single fucking thing in these mitts of mine. ROCK ROCK ROCK
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