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by mosfunky
5-31-04
We find our heroes in a bit of a jam...
How did we get here?
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Phil has a solution.
I wish I was dead.
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by mosfunky
6-02-04
Carnegie Hall
Good evening.
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2... 3... 4...
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Good night.
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by mosfunky
6-04-04
Surveying their crime-ridden domain...
I need to water the lawn.
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... our heroes formulate a plan.
Better go steal a hose...
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Meanwhile, on the other side of town...
I wish you would return my advances!!!
What strange nexus is this?

 

by mosfunky
6-05-04
Relying on their wits...
Have you seen the remote?
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Our heroes weather the storm...
Well, that was good for a laugh.
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To the amusement of all...
What the fuck are you looking at?
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by mosfunky
6-06-04
Another day in paradise...
Seriously...
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Where did you get this acid?
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A day like any other.
TELL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!
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by mosfunky
6-07-04
They put it all on the line...
Can I get some money?
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Nothing to hide...
Don't make me pull out my boner.
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Casual observers...
I wish I was dead.
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by mosfunky
6-07-04
Putting it all out there...
Can I get some money?
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Nothing to hide...
Don't make me pull out my boner.
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Casual observers...

 

by mosfunky
6-08-04
Deep in the bowels of the earth...
Pretty sweet, huh?
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A secret lair slowly forms...
We can offset that smell with some tapestries.
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Complications arise...
What do you think?
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by mosfunky
6-09-04
Our heroes happen upon an altar...
So people willingly kneel in reverance and devotion...
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Curious of its origins...
...and line up to lovingly devour stale bread representing the flesh of a man 2000 years gone?
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And its effects...
GIVE ME THE SECRETS OF YOUR POWER!
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by mosfunky
6-10-04
After the dust settles...
Look at this mess.
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There's still work to be done...
I was in a groove or something.
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By someone...
Lunch?
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by mosfunky
6-12-04
Our story begins in a green valley...
Ah, the great outdoors...
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Look! There's two bears fucking!
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An acceptable setting.
This trip has already paid off.
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by mosfunky
6-13-04
A pastoral scene...
We'll stay here until this all blows over.
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My uncle says we can sleep in his barn.
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So he will be the next to die.
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by mosfunky
6-14-04
Career Day...
I gotta admit. The life of a superhero is pretty sweet.
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Especially when you get paid. Gotta get them dollars.
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A valuable lesson...
And the bitches. Can't forget about the bitches.
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by mosfunky
6-17-04
Imprisoned somewhere...
Don't worry. He can't keep us here forever.
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For something...
And I doubt he'll kill us...
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Is this the end of our heroes?
I've got some playing cards.
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by mosfunky
6-24-04
We happen upon our heroes...
Looking good, buddy.
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Trying to be funny...
Punchline, gotta think of a punchline...
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Nice try, Phil...
Nice shirt, fag!
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by mosfunky
6-27-04
In their most desperate hour...
Good day, good sir!
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Our heroes turn on the charm...
Give me some money, asshole!
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Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2.
Good day, good sir!
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by mosfunky
7-03-04
Once upon a time...
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!
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In a land far far away...
MONEY!
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Keeping you up at four a.m...
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!
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by mosfunky
7-12-04
Now available from TimeLife...
Butterfly in the sky...
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Phil and Dr. Rocker sing the hits...
I can fly twice as high...
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Of PBS kids programming...
Just take a look, it's in a book...
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by mosfunky
7-15-04
Attempting to assemble an army of the undead...
This seance isn't going like I thought it would.
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Arise dead people!
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Phil is always trying to assemble an army of the undead.
Damn.
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by mosfunky
7-19-04
The beginning of a dialogue...
What's happening, man?
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Phil notices something...
Look at all those chickens!
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Something he wants to steal...
Doesn't your brother have a van?
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by mosfunky
7-21-04
As a part of their community service...
Red means stop.
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Our heroes are filming driver's ed videos...
Green means go.
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Who plans these things?
I don't know. Yellow is where we got in trouble in the first place.
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by mosfunky
8-08-04
Falling into old habits...
I don't know where you find this shit.
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Our heroes discover new feelings for one another...
What was that noise?
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Paranoia...
Who are you?
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by mosfunky
8-24-04
Today's adventure...
Too bad about Earth.
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Good thing those aliens offered us a ride.
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But stealing their ship just seemed more fun.
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by mosfunky
10-18-05
At a new bar...
These chicks are pretty fine.
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`Sup bitch!?!
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Fuckin' prudes.
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by mosfunky
10-19-05
The latest in a series of murders...
Do you have a cigarette?
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A city in peril...
No no, that's right. You don't smoke.
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Our heroes are on the case!
Hey buddy, you wanna start smoking?
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by mosfunky
10-20-05
Stranded...
Yup... not getting any less hungry here.
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Twenty minutes and counting...
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Elsewhere...
Yeah, so Phil eats Dr. Rocker.
I know.

 

by mosfunky
10-21-05
Yeah, in front of the White House...
What's his face said to hang loose.
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You know. Big guy. Stinky, I think we call him.
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No, nothing happens.
Do you guys hang out without me?
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by mosfunky
10-22-05
8 a.m. Monday, Foley's Red Apple Sale.
Look at all these great prices.
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Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!
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Pickpocket central...
I'm bout to go fishin'.
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by mosfunky
10-27-05
About to enter a haunted house...
Maybe we should not do this.
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I mean... I don't believe in ghosts, but...
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About to enter a haunted house...
But I used to not believe in ridiculous premises, either.
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by mosfunky
10-28-05
With the city in peril, the call is out for more heroes...
Yeah, so...
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With a little direction...
I need to get what up?
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And some genetic misinterpretation...
Drop trou, mama.
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by mosfunky
11-10-05
What are our heroes doing at a bar?
I'm gonna get something to drink.
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Fighting crime, of course!
Something with an umbrella and a straw.
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Heroes gotta get their courage somewhere.
A straw because I've never been able to hold a single fucking thing in these mitts of mine.
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by mosfunky
6-18-09
gash zaloots en broure
gurrrrr i don't need to take you
somewhere i don't want to know what
for your information
mikey likes it
the fix is in
feeeeddd into mah open sores
trash trash trash trash blood

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