All comics by mozaer

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
O NO!!!!1 the boms arre droping!!!!!!!1 tihs look like a job for.... KRELM MAN!!!!!!1
4 hours later...
HMM!!! it look like all the boms haev stoped droping!!!!!! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR KRELM MAN!!!!!!!!
not if I can help it!
to be continued...
OH NO!!! IT IS TEH EVIL DOCTAR STRANGE RABBIT THING!!!!!!1

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
O DR RABBIT!!!!1 PLEAS DONT KIL ME!!!!!!!!!
Kill you? Well I never! I simply wanted to ask you something!
O??? waht u want to ask me????
Why do you wear your y-fronts outside of your trousers?
...
Heheh! Stupid cunt.. cunt.. cunt.. cunt.. cunt

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
Christmas morning...
o mum!! i haev no presants!!!!!!1 wahts going on?????
I don't know! Hmm, maybe Santa is a bit late this year
ye, maybe!!! i wonder why he wuold be laet????!
Somewhere in the North Pole...
Hold on Rudolf, me fucking pants have gone into me crack...

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
Hello sir, would you like a million pounds?
KEWL!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!
There is a catch, for the million pounds, you must trade your soul
MILLiON POUND!!!!!! MILION POUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That was unexpected.

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
so send me a picture of yourself

 

by mozaer
12-01-01
Hello, my name is mozaer. I have decided to retire from the comic strip business forever. Thankyou, goodnight
Oh no I've turned into a paperclip!
I thought you were dead, or something
krelm

 

by mozaer
12-02-01
HMM I APEAR TOO HAEV COEM BACK TOO LIEF EVEN AFTER TAHT NASTY EXPOSION!!!!!!
BUTT I DOTN KNOW WERE I AM!!!!!!1 HMMMM, AH WELL, IM A SHIT CARACTER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Royalties are in the post.
moh!

 

by mozaer
12-02-01
One day...
Hello everyone. My name is Samuel Munk and I'll be starring in most of Mozaer's comics from now on...
Oh for fuck's sake!
moh!

 

by mozaer
12-02-01
One day...
Oh Glyndwr, you've been in the bathroom for quite some time now. Are you OK?
Go away! Leave me with my friends!
Inside the bathroom with the lights off...
Oh Rhos, I'm sorry for burning you to death, but it was the only way we could stay together!

 

by mozaer
12-02-01
RING RING
Hello?
Is that Mr Samuel Munk? We regret to inform you your mother is dead. Goodbye *hangs up*
Shit! They know!

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
A new drama in many parts, starring Stile of stileproject.com fame!
*cough*
To be continued...

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
Who're you?
I'm the devil! Hahahaha!
To be continued...
But surely the devil is in hell!
Well, you see, Satan is very busy this time of year so he can't be visiting everyone. I'm one of his helpers.

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
So what do you want?
I want to take you... to HELL! Hahahahahaha!
But I'm not dead!
Yes you are. You choked on your own vomit because you saw a snuff video featuring a man eating his wife's brains
So what do you want?
I want to take you... to HELL! Hahahahahaha!

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
So Stile followed the demon to hell and was told to meet Satan...
Hello sir... I'm new to hell...
Oh hello! If you go to reception you might want to pick up our brochure "30 Fun Things To Do In Hell"... it's great, it'll make the next trillion years or so just fly past!
Thankyou! You're ever so kind! I don't know why everyone keeps badmouthing you! I just have one question, though...
*sigh*... is it about my height?
To be continued...
Err.... nooo, not exactly. But just out of curiosity, why is the lord of evil such a midget?
Please! I don't want to talk about it!

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
I'm so depressed. The rest of eternity in this place! I can't stand it! Dear fucking god! THE REST OF ETERNITY! Oh dear lord fucking no!
To be continued...
Fuckit, I'll just have a wank!

 

by mozaer
12-04-01
Oh Stile! God told me to tell you he's letting you out of hell, but he says it's on the condition that you take your website down forever!
Oh thank god! I'm so happy! Yes!
So stile floated back to Earth... er... yes...
La la la la la!
The end
Haha, stupid god! Just wait until I post this story on my website!

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