The One That Got Away by oallaway2-26-01 I'm bored. Heh heh heh. I shall kill Gabe. I think I'll go for a walk. Damn. He got away. Later... I'm bored. And my head hurts.
Mental Note - Nuts are not stored in cans of lighter fluid by oallaway2-26-01 Look at that cute little guy. Hmm... I wonder... Stay there... I'll be right back! I hope she's gone to get me some nuts. Yay! Squirrels do burn! Ouch
First Contact by oallaway2-26-01 Take me to your leader. Click. Click click. Pardon? Click. Click click. One death ray later... Fucking timewasters.
Second Contact by oallaway2-26-01 Take me to your leader. Okay. He's just over here. I come in peace. Really? One death ray later... No.
True Clown Story by oallaway2-26-01 Jesus, why does everyone hate clowns so much? Because you're all a bunch of sad, creepy bastards. Is that all? And you're all going to hell because I hate you. I didn't think he meant straight away.
The story of our lives by oallaway2-26-01 One day in digi... Hello! Get away from my bins! LOL!!!!!111 FUCK OFF NEWBIE SCUM! I hate you! You're bastards! Please just FUCK OFF! Must write angry letter to Teletext...
It's not funny because it's true... by oallaway2-26-01 A typical game of Phantasy Star Online... I don't have it. Where's my weapon? You must have picked it up when I died.. Check your inventory. You must have. I haven't got it. I hate this game... Oh, sorry. I had it all along.
The Contest by oallaway2-26-01 I'm depressed. I'm really depressed. I'm really, really depressed. I'm really, really, really depressed. Okay, you win.
A Homage by oallaway2-26-01 moh Wrong strip, mate. You should be over at Mentski's. Shit. I'll be off then.
The Blind Date by oallaway2-26-01 Warning - the following strip contains juvenile content. Not suitable for persons over the age of fifteen. Ny blind date should be turning up soon. FUCK! You're a robot! /me says "Yeah, so what?" Oh well, I'll try anything once. /me extends sexxor rod
A Word From Our Sponsors by oallaway2-26-01 I love TiVo. But I appear to have been watching it so long that I have lost the ability to blink.
Clowns often Spontaneously Combust - It's A Well Known Fact by oallaway2-26-01 And he only had one day left until retirement.
Glyndwr Speaks! by oallaway2-26-01 Hi, I'm Glyndwr and I introduced all the digi people to this site. You have me to thank for "MOHO OMLO" and a lot of the other new strips. Please don't kill me. The irony of all this that Glyndwr can't use this site so I'm speaking for him. I sure he won't mind. I suck monkey cocks!
In Jokes 'R' Us by oallaway2-27-01 Hi, I'm Branch. Hi, I'm teenage pop sensation Billie. Cannot... resist... Hey! What are you trying to do with that coke bottle!
Obligatory Guest Star by oallaway2-27-01 It's a letter from my mother. A last, a break from all the net catchphrases I've been reading all week. "Dear Son, All your base are belong to us. LOL!!!!111 Love, Mum" Will the madness never end? moh!
Some Sins Cannot Be Forgiven by oallaway2-27-01 Confess your sins to me Daniel. I revealed the secret of a.d in a comic strip. I deserve this.
In Jokes 'R' Us #2 by oallaway2-28-01 Another day in digi... What have I done? This is much, much worse than footnotes[1]. [1] yes, really.
The Eyes Have It by oallaway2-28-01 Why's that rabbit thing staring at me? He he he. I love having invisible heat vision.
Realization Dawns by oallaway2-28-01 One day, in an American pub... Hello, I'm English. Wow! I love your accent. You English people are so interesting. I really want to go to England one day. That's nice. I'm going get another beer. Bye. Later at home, alone. Shit. I think I was in there.
Low Self Esteem by oallaway2-28-01 Hi. Great to see you! We should meet up more often. Hello! Long time no see. Give me a call sometime and we'll go out and have some beers. Later, back at home... Everybody hates me.
He Sees You When You're Sleeping by oallaway12-01-01 Hello Billie. What can I give you for Christmas? I'd like a pony, some huge diamonds a new husb... *fapfapfapfap* Urgh. I'd rather be anywhere than here. Be careful what you wish for... Er... hello Branch. Stay right there. There's a bottle of coke in the fridge.
The Glorious Return by oallaway3-09-06 I found my password in an old email. Pity I can't think up any jokes.