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by oogi2000
4-06-03
A nite on the #madman channel on Austnet.org....
oogi2000: coconut, I can go without porn dammit. What do i get for a reward?
coconut_monkey: Lets see you go an hour without posting some pr0n!
Fai_Lo: u get to suck my gherkin oogi
oogi2000: oh goody... Sucking Fai's gherkin... how f*cking encouraging that is
One Hour later... The Champ bit was added in XP
coconut_Monkey: so how was your hour without porn You Champ you?
oogi2000: *twitches *my precious... my precious... they take my precious away from me...

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
A nite of ridicule for O_scroll over his lack of love for his little man...
o_scroll: I told you i dont wank. Ive got IT. panties. japanese schoolgirl panties
Blunt0Rz: well if you had IT, you wouldnt need to wwhack off
oogi2000:hell even Onizuka whacks off! GREAT TOSSER ONIZUKA
o_scroll: im just sitting here getting ridiculed
oogi2000: Goddamn ill never look at my GTO dvds and OST again in the same way
o_scroll: Why me and my panties dammit ...

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
[21:01] * o_scroll has joined #madman
[21:03] * Creedy has joined #madman
[21:05] * Fai_Lo has joined #madman. Let the porn apocalypse being.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII! PRRRRRRRRRR000000000000000NNNNNNNNNNN!
Coconut_monkey: Oh f**k.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Another day in the #madman channel
oogi2000: hot rod rules.
Some Random Dick: Hot Rod is shit.. Megatron rules.. he killed Optimus
oogi2000: Goddamn he didnt kill optimus. And also, what a f**king upgrade to Galvatron. I mean, if hot rod is shit, how come he kicked galvatrons arse.
Even Bigger Randomer Dick: I cant think of a witty remark... so... F**king Decepticons ownz Autobots! Hot Rod is g4y!
*oogi2000 lets his Autobot into the channel...
oogi2000: well i hope your decepticons can reattach your arse after my Hot Rod f**ked it off.
Poor Enema Recipient Git: Nah. unicron will do it for me. He is big and strong. My type of man...

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
I had an out of body encounter with the Big J in #madman at 3.35am in a Monday morning once...
Jesus: Why do come to me my son
oogi2000: Why does everyone hate Ping Pong Club? I mean, its f**king funny as...
Jesus: I wouldnt have a clue. I guess they persecute what they dont under stand, like me
oogi2000: true Big J. so true. I may purchase the DVDs one day when Im not dirt broke.
Remember kids. Ping Pong Club is God's choice of anime. And hell's as well.
Jesus: remember oogi2000, god is on your side... Anyway, when those f**kers get to purgatory, heaven OR hell, Ping Pong Club will be playing 24/7 all the time.
oogi2000: what a bonus... Im covered on both sides. Time for me to spread the world on #madman

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
At Creedy's House somewhere in Australia
Hope my HDD doesnt get any ridicule tonite on mIRC
I just hope I can start spinning dammit ><
[20:23PM] Creedy has entered #madman. [20:25PM] Fai_Lo: creedy has come in put up your specs
Creedy: why the f**k not, I like putting my HDD through BDSM and ridicule ona ritual basis
Creedy's HDD: I think i can, i think i can
Fai_Lo: What! A f**King 3 gig HDD! LOL
Creedy: Suicide is a good option right now.
Creedy's HDD: Fuck you. If anyone is gonna use the last bullet in the Magnum is me. Go choke on a trout, or die from too much hentai or something.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Another crap night on #madman. NOTE: No harm intended....
Some Poor Ususpecting Sod: Aw! Awesome! New Episode of Azumanga Daioh for download! Fansubs rule... Madman Make keep on screwing up DVd's! Bah!
Sly:..... 10. 9. 8. 7..
POOR FOOL: *meep* I think ive shit my pants...
Sly: DONT SAY ANY BAD STUFF ABOUT MADMAN! IM GONNA COME OVER AND RIP YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR F**KING SOCKETS AND RAM THOSE FANSUBS UP YOUR ARSE UNTIL YOU START SPITTING CD CHIPS DAMMIT! RAH RAH
Remember kids, Sly is doing this for your own good.
The Witty Comeback Kid: Christ, Im the fucking devil and he scared the crap out of me.... NOT
The Witty Comeback Kid: Still, the flames from his anger heat me up... oh yeah... its turning me on....

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
On #madman: I'd tried to reason with him...
oogi2000: stop this whole Pen Pen rules shit. He was the most useless character in Evangelion
Pen Pen: F**k off oogi2000. What the f**k is an oogi anyway? You Western Australian no hoper.
I really did...
oogi2000: Don't make me brink out those incriminating photos of you. Im not that high above the moral grounds to blackmail your penguin arse.
Pen Pen: Whatever. All your dick belong in your arse. Piss off.
He left me no choice. Those hentai pics of Pen Pen had to see the world as they were.
Saucimus Prime: What!? What the f**k are these pictures of Pen Pen being done and doing Misato everywhere?!
Pen Pen: F**K YOU OOGI2000! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Another weird day on #madman
Poor Poor Japanese School Girl: Ohayo!!! Me no speak good Engwish. Me like Gaijin men.
oogi2000: Look miss, you better get the f**k out of here before o_scroll gets here and finds you
[09:32AM] * o_scoll enters #madman
Jap School Girl: Who is this o_scoll... i like Scrolls...
oogi2000: Oh f**k he is here. Get the F**K out of here now. RIGHT NOW. JUST F**KING GO!
Kids, the only way to stop bad horny o_scrolls is with Wet Newspaper and a good whacking.
Pen Pen: Why are you crying for! And where are you going in that Jacket? You've blackmailed me with hentai pics of me you bastard...
oogi2000: o_scroll has grabbed another Japanese School girl again dammit! Thats the tenth one this week alone! F**king gonna have to clean up the stains now...

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
I happened to enter #madman...
oogi2000: What the hell are all these Pen Pen's doing in the chat room?
Pen Pen: I have called some backup bitch. Gimme those hentai pics of me back and I won't get Ray-Pen-Pen to burly rape your arse.
oogi2000: Oooh I'm scared of a f**king penguin who lives in a fridge, and drinks beer, and f**ks Misato from Evangelion.
Pen Pen: Thats it. RAY-Pen_Pen! Get out here!!
Rei Ayanami: Stretch like this oogi2000: Yep thats great Rei, hey, btw, your not as mute as the TV series makes you out to be....
oogi2000: Pen Pen, when you said Ray-Pen Pen, I was imagining a big burly prison guy penguin who made you his bitch in Jail. I didnt expect Rei Ayanami to come out and gimme money shots....
Pen Pen: Sometimes I just hate myself. I really Do

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
I think this has gotta do with Pen Pen's blackmail...
oogi2000: F**k me dead. The f**king anime inferno forums screen is burnt onto my goddamn monitor...
oogi2000's Monitor: Ive shat myself. F**K you.
[23:23PM] *Pen_Pen enters #madman
oogi2000: F**king not happy at all about my monitor having a burnt image dammit
Coconut_Monkey: Bugger
Remember, what you reap is what you sow. F**k the guy who made that quote up.
oogi2000: Im gonna feed your penguin arse to a Killer Whale you genetic freak of nature.
Pen Pen: Sooo... your monitor went bung eh? Shouldn't have blackmailed me you son of a bitch should'nt ya... should'nt ya... HAHAHAHAAH The mighty Pen Pen reaps revenge Via psychic penguin Karma shit!

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
[7:35AM] *oogi2000 enters #madman
oogi2000: YAY! My monitor isn't busted!
beardedgeek: YAY! That's great.
oogi2000: poor Pen Pen. He thought his magical penguin Ju Ju worked its magic on my monitor.... i still can blackmail him with those pictures...
beardedgeek: Uh... i wouldn't exactly say he banked all his trout at the one Penguin bank, if you know what I mean...
oogi2000: don't tell me Pen Pen is climbing into Eva-01 ....
beardedgeek: he isnt. he is climbing into his Ultra supa doopa Get Pen Pen hentai pictures back from oogi2000 and f**k him in the arse Evangelion. Also known as Eva-oogi is Gonna get an arse raping.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
*You had have to read my previous comics....
oogi2000: look Pen Pen, get out of the Robot before you hurt me or someone else in this channel...
Pen Pen: NO DAMMIT! GIMME BACK THOSE HENTAI PICS! EVEN IF YOU STILL DO IM STILL GONNA FUCK YOU OVER!
oogi2000: oh well. It had to come to this... *pulls out Wet Newspaper filled with Trout
Pen Pen: What the hell?!? Not that! Not Wet Newspaper FIlled With Trout!
*whack Poof Huzzah!
oogi2000: ooooooo_scroooooolll, lookie what oogi2000 has got for you...
Pen Pen: Oh f**K! Im a goddamn Japanese School girl!?! Oh crap ... o_scroll is in here too ARRGH

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
A quiet night on #madman
oogi2000: its so quiet in the room tonite...
Fai_lo: hentai... hmmm Night Shift Nurses...
oogi2000: Creedy's 3 gig HDD.... *The Laughter Begins. For 5 hours....
oogi2000: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fai_Lo: LOL HAHAHAHAHA 3 GiG HAHAHAHAHAHA
At Creedy's house....
Creedy: ... *tear* WAAAAH
Creedy's HDD: Stop crying you bitch. Who is the one who IS the 3 gig HDD. The other HDD's down at the local computer stores keep on calling me their bitch!

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
One day when I could afford the plane ticket to Victoria...
oogi2000: So this is Madman HQ... maybe I can get some answers here...
Tim Anderson: Hi Im Tim Anderson... can I help you.
oogi2000: you are REALLY Tim Anderson...
Tim Anderson: Yep. The one and only.
Sorry Tim. If I ever meet you, and I really hope I do... I wouldn't do this... Honest. :)
Tim Anderson: What is with the evil background?! And why have you changed into an Evil Robot that is holding rope ...

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Wild scenes in #madman...
oogi2000: What the hell is going on?
Coconut_Monkey: Didn't you hear Tim Anderson has been kidnapped!
Saucimus Prime: Yeh we think Kiseki kidnapped Tim to hold him for ransom so they can get some Legal Licenses! No shitting!
oogi2000: ummm... no....
Coconut_Monkey: oogi2000... do you know something about this!?! Tell us!
oogi2000: Besides he is locked in a secret basement in chains with a midget in leather whipping him telling him to get Happy Lesson OVA and TV as well as Ping Pong Club released in australia.. oh f**K
Coconut_Monkey: I can't believe you just said that.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
*Near oogi2000's secret basement....
oogi2000: yeah... well... follow me...
stormo: Thank f**ks sake you told us where Tim is. Madman was on the verge of Bankruptcy, was investigated by the ACCC and siren entertainment was selling more Anime DVDs in this month than Madman!
*In oogi2000's secret basement....
stormo: Tell me where is Tim and we'll just pretend this never happened. Also, I may try and get Tim to give you a copy of Colorful as payment for you to leave him the f**k alone.
oogi2000: yeah... well... follow me...
oogi2000: hey, I can help it if Tim cant handle the inner beauty of Ping Pong club and Happy Lesson. Hell, he released Urotsukidoji and got license to Colorful and Shopping District.
stormo: this is gonna take some serious therapy
Tim Anderson: Weeeeeee! Ping Pong Club! SHEIKU SHEIKU a New Dance! Ping Pong Balls.... Balls... Weeeeeeeee! Mamas! Chitose-san Mama's! Happy Lesson!

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
One year later... at Supernova 2004...
oogi2000: hey, so this is Supernova... not too bad... worth the $2 catching a ride with the Anglican All Girls College's Volleyball team...
Crossplay-chan: Submit to Pen Pen in drag! BWAHAHAHA!
oogi2000: hey, so this is Supernova... not too bad... worth the $2 catching a ride with the Anglican All Girls College's Volleyball team... hey its Tim.. shit he better not see me... Oh Crap
Tim Anderson: ARRRRRGH ITS YOU! YOU! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crossplay-chan: Great oogi. Just f**king great. You know how much effort it took just to get him out of his closet filled with pictures of Ping Pong Club and Happy Lesson?
Crossplay-chan: And how much petitions it took to ban Ping Pong Club from even being released in Australia!?! Ah F**K.. He is trying to stick a carrot up an moderators arse now....
oogi2000: ooooh! Episode 2 The half Baked Men! A classic episode! Where is the camcorder dammit!

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Fai_Lo: Hentai Hentai Hentai
Noa: yeh Hentai Hentai hentai
[12:23PM] *Girl has entered #madman
Fai_Lo: Ah F**K its a girl!? Are you really a girl!?
Girl: Hi all... yes... i have a vagina. So im pretty sure about it.
Fai_Lo: Well... there is a scene in Night Shift Nurses that I'd like to do to make sure...
Girl: Meep.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Some Words Of Wisdom From oogi2000
Over the past couple of months, I have seen a growing anger towards Madman, over the quality of their releases, in terms of video and audio bleghs and remasters and so forth. Whilst I myself
have given shit at Madman over some releases, I can understand that they are trying to do their best. Without Madman, f**k, Australia would be left with Siren and goddamn Kiseki.
These are my opinions alone.
oogi2000: however, constant problems that SHOULD be sorted out in quality control stages of DVD production, have resulted in some people to give up on Madman. Recent debacles such as the Noir one
shouldn't have happened. In short, I believe its an issue of quality over quantity. IMHO, MM should reduce the amount of releases per month to allow enough time Time to remaster appropriate discs and
And this is NOT a bagging exercise. It's merely a man expressing his views
oogi2000: to properly act out quality control. However, most probably fanboys wont like this. I will continue to support Madman as the prime and sole major anime company in Aust.
Now, I don't know why this hooker is f**king in this comic, but I think its Madman's way of saying sorry. That's fine by me.

 

by oogi2000
4-06-03
Got_Dave, sorry, but the fucker asked for it...
oogi2000: everyone is gone from the room, what the fuck happened...
YMCA Cowboy: Wanna get naked and dance to the YMCA?
YMCA starts playing.... Y! M! C! A! Sing it now Y! M! C! A!
oogi2000: what the fuck did you say?
YMCA Cowboy: I said Wanna get naked and dance to the YMCA?
Got Dave: What happened to my funky cowboy...
oogi2000: he is bleeding in the corner... with the Village People CD shoved up his arse... after my emergency midget rode him with his saddle like a $2 whore.

 

by oogi2000
4-07-03
Apologies to David Attenborough...
oogi2000: To the untrained eye... these 'chatters' on this IRC channel called #madman are all known as anime fanboys or girls for the ever *SMALL* population of ladies in there.
Stormo: and then fucks the dead guy at the end
oogi2000: It seems this environment is dominated by guys who just like to talk about the mating rituals of their species within foreign films and anime on SBS and other media...
oogi2000: This young chap seems to be in a state of sexual arousal... Clef: Lets masturbate in some toilets every morning... oogi2000: Its best no to interfere with nature Clef...
oogi2000: As this sole character in the herd seems to be communicating, pr0n is indeed the main social glue with holds together these group of anime fans....
Coconut_Monkey: notices the conversation has indeed turned to pr0n again......although it's SBS pr0n so that's alright.

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
The Conflict...
oogi2000: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust was awesome
Sauceman: oh god VHDB suuuuuuuucked aaaaaaaaaaarsehole mud butter
The Explanation...
oogi2000: Care to explain...
Sauceman: I mean... it's like the whole movie was an elaborate metaphor for homosexualaty
The Resolution...
oogi2000: what f**king movie were you watching... don't tell me you've been getting gay porn in anime DVD covers again...
Sauceman: what? didn't you see the guy getting f**ked up the arse by a football with KY Jelly... D enjoyed it

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
*oogi2000 enters #madman
oogi2000: saucey i didnt know you liked the powerpuff girls :)
Sauceman: how did you suddenly come to learn i like the PPG anyhow?
oogi2000: Ummm
Sauceman: ....
oogi2000: I guess it was your hair...
Sauceman: Do you think so? I reckon I look uncannily like Blossom...

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
Sauceman Happy...
Sauceman: YAY! Won X TV #2 DVD on bid on ebay!!
Dick on Ebay: erm... someone else was "supposed" to bid $35 on it.... and so would it be ok if I can sell it to that person...
Sauceman Pissed...
Sauceman: now tell me you don't feel that way...
Dick on Ebay: yes I do...
Sauceman Evil...
Sauceman: You have 2 choices. Accept my winning bid or be ass-fucked by the YMCA cowboy whilst oogi2000's emergency midget rides you like the crack whore ebay fuckwit you are.
Dick on Ebay: umm... does the midget come with KY Jelly?

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
*YRD9000 is unexpected person in mixed conversations...
Pen Pen: YRD is a crossplaying, trout smoking, child pervert
Sauceman: this saves my fears of him fucking me around at least
*YRD9000 notices comment...
Pen Pen: that didnt sound healthy Saucey...
Sauceman: whoooooops... that is NOT True
*YRD9000 replies...
YRD9000: Hey baybee... that won't stop me having a little slap'n'tickle with my favourite bitch...
Sauceman: this is a nightmare... its not true...

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
#oogi2000 enters #madman
oogi2000: What's up Saucey?
Sauceman: Fucking I just caught Pen Pen and Fai_Lo in some kinky arse Night Shift Nurses wannabe BDSM session...
oogi2000: That isn't disturbing...
Sauceman: What the fuck do you mean... that IS disturbing...
oogi2000 hands Sauceman Pen Pen's hentai pics... http://eeeva.adult.directnic.com/pics/series/eva/others/others1/others04.jpg
oogi2000: Try this slutty pictures of Pen Pen...
Sauceman: Oh my fucking God!! That whore Pen Pen is raping Misato! OMG! Look at all that spunk dripping from his arse... ARRRRRRGH

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
NOTE: See YRD9000's comics for background.
oogi2000: just a question... whats about this sick fascination with trout and 'thinking constantly about the children'... and dressing like Tomo-chan? and dude, your nekkidness turns only Pen Pen on.
YRD9000: dunno...
oogi2000: DON'T GIMME THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING LUNATIC! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO THINK ABOUT...
YRD9000: hmmmm... well...
oogi2000 considers counselling.
oogi2000: even Catholic priests would be disguisted at that.
YRD9000: I THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN CONSTANTLY WITH TROUT ALL OVER THEM DRESSED LIKE TOMO-CHAN AND IM NEKKID! BOOYAH!

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
oogi2000: with the development of characters in my strip... some people, not naming names, have lowered their standards of humor to a 13 year old's level after he shits his pants after he finds out
his friend has an erection and he was openly looking at it. ie a penguin from an anime series called Evangelion. The quick fire reaction of putting Ha ha ha ha! Sauce and oogi200 are so gay! Ha ha ha
oogi2000: as a comic title is proof of the placing of penguins in the evolutionary scale of nature. Right below Creedy's HDD. Under hentai star. This is even more proof that he couldn't think of a
original comic to openly criticise in a humorous way my ribbing of certain people. Im not offended by the gay accusations of myself no. Im offended of the crap that Pen Pen just puts on his comic.
oogi2000: Pen Pen, i love you like a brother, a distant brother, 4 times removed, across the opposite site of the world kinda way, but your last comic was crap. Just crap. o_scroll can crap better
comics than that. I suppose im overreacting. But remember, ive got those hentai pics of you bitch. AND what were you doing thinking gay things of me and Saucy to put in your comic.... Answer that. ^^

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
oogi2000: let me guess... your waiting for Fai_lo to show up and me and him to start the oncoming of the porn apocalypse in the channel...
Zorin: Yup. Thats about right.
oogi2000: Sorry man, that was in a comic AGES ago. Number 3 to be exact. Your late by about 26 comics...
Zorin:shit really... oh fuck...
Zorin: I look like I made a dick out of myself haven't I?
oogi2000: no swet. If you want porn, ask Pen Pen for his hentai pics. They'll most probably bring around another apocalypse.

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
*oogi2000 enters #madman
oogi2000: I think you have the notion is that all I talk about is porn on #madman
Zorin: Yes. BTW ... Its good that #madman doesnt have as much porn anymore ...
oogi2000: I admit, the odd hentai/porn link may appear from time to time, but I only post it when the chat IS porn-related. SO your looking in the wrong direction.
Zorin: I don't believe you. Prove it.
oogi2000: I fucking went without posting porn links for a whole hour. If that aint proof enough I dont know what the fuck is.
Zorin: Good point.

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
... Continuation from last comic...
oogi2000: Whilst Im talking to you... whats the fuck with the silence... has someone pressed the Zorin mute button or something...
Zorin: ... I like to watch...
oogi2000: Watch what?
Zorin: ...
Zorin: Watch YRD9000 nekkid dancing with the YMCA Cowboy as Tomo-chan whilst thinking of the Children with panties dropping from the sky with o_scroll clinging to them...
oogi2000: Sorry I asked. But you know, my hentai link posting is MUCH less disturbed than that.

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
oogi2000: O_scroll, do you know your comics are just freaky
o_scroll: no...
*oogi2000 begins to feel sorry for o_scroll
oogi2000: well they are...
o_scroll: oh crap. THats it. First my panties fetish.. then my plan to get Japanese schoolgirl poohtang and now my comics. Dont you have no shame? No sense of decent morality and values?
*oogi2000 throws a pair of panties across #madman...
oogi2000: No really... look o_scroll... fetch the panties...
o_scroll: PANTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *Salivation et al...

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
Usual crap at #madman...
oogi2000: so, let me get this straight... Brad Pitt belted you up just because you dressed like Tomo-Chan?
YRD9000: Thats about right...
oogi2000: Want me to make his life a complete and utter misery and hell hole? I mean, shit, Cosplay is Cosplay goddamnit...
YRD9000: OK... I mean its... just because I think of the children dammit...
oogi2000: that better be thinking of a non-paedophiliac, over 18 children thinking kinda way...
YRD9000: ... for you... of course ^^

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
oogi2000's takes a trip to the US... in a dog kennel... avoiding customs...
oogi2000: Brad Pitt, did you beat the crap out of a cross-dressing trout smoking guy ...
Brad Pitt: yes I did. And the little faggot deserved it.
oogi2000: that faggot was a friend. Prepare yourself to be ridden by an emergency midget with NO KY Jelly after i have throughly pummelled the living crap out of you.
Brad Pitt: Noooooooo! Not the midget! ArRRRRRRGH! My arse is bleeding!
To Be Continued...
oogi2000: Just because you got Ass-fucked in Sleepers won't get you out of this one. Plus, I'm belting you up for shit films like Thelma And Louise and Contact...
Brad Pitt: aaaaargh! they were classics! prepare for the fight club!

 

by oogi2000
4-08-03
NOTE: The title of the last strip was a fuck up... ^^
oogi2000: im baaaaaaaaack
YRD9000: You see Brad?
oogi2000: yeeeeeeep. He is sending my emergency midget back to Australia via international express post after it has finished fucking him like the two dollar whore that Brad is.
YRD9000: Yay!
The End. ^^
oogi2000: remember Kids... don't fuck with a cosplaying trout smoking IRC nutter ... especially if he has got friends with emergency midgets...
YRD9000: Wow Mr oogi2000! What a great lesson!

 

by oogi2000
4-13-03
Why oogi2000 Hasn't Been Around.
oogi2000:You see, my computer last Wednesday decided to have a epileptic fit
Windows XP - I suck cock. Time for me to die.
oogi2000:Thus, I haven't been around. At all. Not to mention I have assignments due, have to fix my computer, reinstall everything...
oogi2000's PC - I like putting you through torture. ph33r me! BWAHAHAH!
oogi2000: Don't make me put Creedy's 3 Gig HDD into you you whorebag.
oogi2000's PC - NOOOOOOOOO!

 

by oogi2000
4-14-03
Why does it come to this?
oogi2000: Hyper, why the hell do you bag Hellsing for? Is vampire killing with big guns too good for you?
Hyper Magazine: Look, we are standing by our critique of Hellsing. It was not one of Gonzo's finest.
oogi2000: Ok you faggots from Next Media... you stick to reviewing games that are just cut'n'paste reviews from the other 5-6 separate magazines you have to do the same job... eg PC Powerplay
Hyper Magazine: Don't get nasty. You can't expect much for $6.95
oogi2000: That is no excuse. You guys just suck as Sauceman would've put it
Hyper Magazine: ARRGH! THE TRUTH! IT BURNS!

 

by oogi2000
4-14-03
Redemption in the eyes of the Lord...
oogi2000: I thought I killed you, you disco dancing freak of nature
YMCA Cowboy: Disco never dies! Y! M! C! A!
oogi2000: You know that a third of the Bee Gees is dead, and the other two said the Bee Gees is now history...
YMCA Cowboy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oogi2000: May the poor disco freak rest in peace. Finally. But I doubt he'll stay in hell for long. The devil will most probably kick the fucker out.

 

by oogi2000
4-16-03
*Please note I'm not in a good mood*
oogi2000: What is your fucking problem?
o_scroll: i saw your fucking comics oogi and im fucking humiliated. I feel like shit
oogi2000: does it look like I give a crap. My mum has leukemia, the dog is dying, my computer is fucking up every 5 seconds, I have a whole lot of Uni assignments to do, and I flat broke.
o_scroll: yes.
oogi2000: That sarcasm is lost in the black, bottomless pits of my black fucking mood. Prepare for a world of hurt.
o_scroll: Does it come with panties... ?

 

by oogi2000
4-16-03
More wonderous thoughts on #madman...
Zorin: I own all the Red Dwarf vhs tapes... hence why im not buying the dvds
Creedy: u shoulda waited
Zorin: um ok... waited... lets see... I owned 'em all before I owned a dvd player, years ago, when dvd didn't even really exist... yes I should have waited :p
Creedy: ...
Creedy: Thats a good point.
Zorin: Only happy to help.

 

by oogi2000
4-19-03
*oogi2000 enters #madman
oogi2000: hi all
Coconut_monkey: Hi oogi Make some more cartoons...
oogi2000: ... no fuck you.
Coconut_monkey: hey, what is this ... we are in...
oogi2000: fine here is your fucking comic. christ. forget the fact i have a life.
Coconut_monkey: YAY ^^

 

by oogi2000
4-20-03
Message From God Himself
oogi2000: Well. Its Easter. So happy fucking easter to all on #madman.
oogi2000: To Pen_Pen - One day you'll see that you're the most useless penguin in anime, except for pimping Gainax toys, and you saw Shinji's wang.
Message From God Himself
oogi2000: To the girls of the channel. Keep on coming. Don't let our sexual jokes, innuendos and porn stop you. Hell you may enjoy it.
oogi2000: To Dave, Saucy and others from Anime Inferno channel who reside in #madman, your little hell-hole is a refuge.
Message From God Himself
oogi2000: And to Coconut_monkey. For making this comic, i've just lost time to do my C++ and C assignments. So when I fail the unit and become destitute and have to pimp myself out for $2 for cheap
oogi2000: liquor, i Know who I can blame. And to every other fucker... the world wouldn't be the same without you. Except for O_scroll. The japanese would be screaming for joy. ^^

 

by oogi2000
4-20-03
The Great Bitchfest Of Easter Sunday
Every Male: What in the flying fuck is wrong with you?
Vixen: *Bitch fuck bitch fuck*
Every Male: Please come again?!
Vixen: *fuck bitch bitch fuck*
Every Male: Fucking hell, she is starting her PMS again. Let the anti-male dribble being. Should we fuel her? Yeah why the fuck not.
Vixen: *man-die hate btich fuck whine*

 

by oogi2000
4-20-03
oogi2000: if the pop is 51% women why dont fucking females run the world WTF?!?! What the fuck you say?!
Vixen: 99.9% of males are fucking losers.
oogi2000: Viewers, please note, for the past hour and a bit, a flame war existed from Vixen's dribble and the male population in #madman
Vixen: *bitch fuck bitch fuck*
oogi2000: and 99.9 % of females never know when to shut the hell up
Vixen: I think he has a point.. let me make a shit comeback - this will do '100% of males dont' know wen to shut up'

 

by oogi2000
4-22-03
#madman... Insanity Continues...
oogi2000: My toilet is a transformer goddamnit!
Coconut_Monkey: oh comon Transformers: Toilets in Disguise, how can u go wrong?
oogi2000: I know! Im gonna merge it with sauceman's decepticon computer to make...
Coconut_Monkey: groans at the turn into toilet humour, more than likely brought on by oogi's relentless comments on transformers and toilets. But hey, he'll probably make several classic comics
Trumpet Fanfare!!!
oogi2000: Magical Card Collecting Super girl Spotted Dick Cheese transformer toilet burnt toast on top of spaghetti computer decepticon with the two stroke powered 12 inch dildo the Jabmaster 5000!
Coconut_Monkey: meep

 

by oogi2000
4-22-03
#madman is dead. Bah.
oogi2000: yoo hi-lite the txt then pwess contwol C and then contwol V!
Zorin: no it doesn't let me highlight text...
oogi2000: that is weird.
Zorin: oh ok... I get it... i have to hold the mouse button down... then ctrl-c... duh :p
oogi2000: Zorin, if i wasn't fucking tired and lazy, i would've given you a turkey-slappin
Zorin: Lookey here, thats what the Control V does.. it pastes text! Fucking amazing! Have to tell the world about this!

 

by oogi2000
4-24-03
It Just Happened! I Swear!
oogi2000: Dave has entered...
BGD2040: Smeg.
oogi2000: Pie.
BGD2040: Is.
oogi2000: Tasty.
BGD2040: HAHAHHAHAHAH.

 

by oogi2000
4-24-03
The Madness Has To Stop. Now.
oogi2000: you know i killed that funky cowboy at least twice
Pen_Pen: You can't kill the funky cowboy
oogi2000: I WILL GODDAMN IT! I WILL KILL HIM!
Pen_Pen: He has a hormonal imbalance that makes him both gay and immortal
oogi2000: Gay and Immortal? What the fuck kind of hormonal imbalance is that? ... Oh fuck... i think i made him immortal after I shoved the Village People CD up his arse..
Pen_Pen: Most probably.

 

by oogi2000
4-24-03
It Just Happens...
oogi2000: Penis Cheese is very tasty when used heavily inside sauceman when fags ram O_Scroll in penpens greasy asshole
BGD2040: pornography can stiffen your fathers shriveled ding-a-ling and make grandmothers horny
oogi2000: Camels like to lick big penises when they masterbate over the #madman people
BGD2040: Hentai can make you fuck mothers in the mouth
Big Thanks To Saucimus_Prime, BGD2040, Kaiser, Dsx
oogi2000: anal retentive bastards are similar to my irc coons when they eat phallus daily
BGD2040: XP Fucking comedy gold!

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