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by papadust
7-11-04
Well Patrick, I gotta go. It was nice knowing you and all
Maybe I'll come out and see you some time
That would be cool
Yeah
Well Patrick, I gotta go. It was nice knowing you and all...
Maybe I'll come out and see you some time...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So theres all the shit I cant send home.
Thanks. This stuff rocks!
Emily, I never thought I'd say this but...
What?
I might actually sort of miss you
Well, I feel loved...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
NOOOOOOOO!*sob*
Whats wrong?
Mr. Diblazi is leaving this year. I'll never see him again!
You know I'm moving too right?
Oh, well thats too bad
I sure feel loved...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
Come see the John Denver musical with me!
No. John Denver sucks.
10 Minutes later...
Blah blah blah respect of others blah blah blah-
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'LL GO!
2 Hours later...
Well Emily, that was the most fun I've ever had...
Ok, you were right! Shut up!

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So, what movie do you want to get?
Why not you got served? I got a free rental
Zach, wanna see you got served?
Not really, but as long as theres oreos I'll do anything
Are we seeing you got served?
Sadly, yes

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So Davidson, its cool to see you again. It has been a year you know.
Yeah, whatever
Wanna go somewhere?
Fire in the hole!
I have a strange feeling I'm being ignored...
Ohoh! YOu just got own3d bitch!

 

by papadust
7-11-04
Hey Rory, whats up?
Not much. I just finished packing, so we could see a movie or something
Mom, can I go see a movie with Drew?
No. We need to pack for our trip. You know that.
Well, it was cool seeing you for 20 minutes
Sorry. Maybe next time.

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So genious, wanna explain how it took you 30 minutes to drive a mile and a half?
Well, I hit nine red lights
Nine red lights?
Yep
There are only four lights from your house to mine dumbass
Not the way I took...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
Is Zach still a fag?
Of course. All jews are faggots
Wait a minute...
Burnthejewsburnthejewsbur-
Aren't you a jew?
Just half

 

by papadust
7-11-04
In 7-11
Bet you ten bucks everyone in that line is stoned
Thats pretty obvious
In 7-11
So, what arewe going to get?
Hmm...
In 7-11
Two slurpees and a peanut butter twix please

 

by papadust
7-11-04
In Video Plus, the shittiest rental company
I hate this place. Lets just get a movie and leave
But all these movies suck
Fuck it, just pick one
OK, choosing randomly...
"Pimps and Ho's"? No, were not seeing that
Aww, it looks so cool...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So Davidson, you're pro gay rights?
Yeah, because lesbian porn is cool
But if they all get married they wont do any more porn
Hey, wait a minute...
This is just too much fun
BURN THE FAGS!

 

by papadust
7-11-04
So Emily, what music do yuo like?
Mostly emo
you stupid bitch, emo sucks
No it doesn't, shut up
2 weeks later...
So hows that emo going?
SHUT UP! I DONT LISTEN TO EMO ANYMORE!

 

by papadust
7-11-04
Sarah, I can't believe you like Brighteyes
You like Metallica right?
Yes
Why dont you get angry and break a chair?
Why dont you kill yourself? It goes both ways
You dont get it, emo'stoo deep for you

 

by papadust
7-11-04
At A Perfect Circle Concert
How about some jokes?
At A Perfect Circle Concert
WHat can you wear that never goes out of style? A smile!!
2 weeks later, at a Marilon Manson concert
Death and destruction motherfuckers!

 

by papadust
7-11-04
I had forgotten how funny this place is
Need spare change for pot

 

by papadust
7-11-04
This just in-Mary Kate Olson was taken into rehab for anorexia treatment
3 days later-
It turns out Mary Kate was not anorexcic but she is addicted to drugs
Is it me or is this the funniest news since the one month porn ban?
The drugs she is being treated for include...

 

by papadust
7-11-04
Defending the Herdstone
Ok, If I break these High Elves we can hold off the attackers
You charged, roll it out
Defending the Herdstone
Allright, 3 wargor attacks, 3 Foe-Render attacks, 10 gor attacks
16? Oh shit
As you probably guessed, we lost
Ok, 2 elves die
I attack back, lets see, six die. You lose combat by seven

 

by papadust
7-14-04
Oh god I want that cat
Shit, the bitch is gonna rape me
Everyone else misunderstands furries
Any second now...
I dont see why, all I want to do is pick him up and tickle him and...
God no, nonononono. Just walk away. Please God, make her leave

 

by papadust
7-14-04
Good thing we found this wierd cave
Yeah, there's something you should know about me
Whats that?
I'm not actually a young asian schoolgirl...
Oh no, you're not...
YES! I am the tentacled horror! Prepare to be violated!

 

by papadust
7-14-04
Hey, she's pretty hot. Too bad shes too old for me
Damn statatory rape laws...
This is obviously what every girl thinks of me
I'd ride him harder than a bronco in an avalanche
Wait a minute, didn't I just pass her?
Damn statatory rape laws...

 

by papadust
7-18-04
Drew, I heard you make a feminist joke the other day
Mom...
Feminism is not funny. It is the belief that women are just as strong as men and blah blah blah...
Oh shit, here we go...
Fifteen minutes later...
I cant get this jar open. Can you do it for me?
Sure, no problem

 

by papadust
7-18-04
What the hell is wrong with you? The Day After Tommorow was awesome!
Retard
I dont know why theyre making a Spiderman 2. Sequels never do well
Get a fucking haircut
40 Years Later...
Don't get it checked. A lump doesn't mean its cancer
Says the person who didn't trust the home pregnancy test...

 

by papadust
7-20-04
So you got drunk and shoved a lollypop up your ass?
Then ate it. Yep
True
Why did you wait until I moved?
We were pussies two years ago, you know that

 

by papadust
7-20-04
So why am I trapped in some random cave with Gimli?
You're dreaming
Pretty fucked up dream
You are a pretty fucked up person
And why are there some naked porn stars over there?
You got some kickass dreams, I will say that

 

by papadust
7-20-04
Oh shit, this dream's gonna get worse and worse
The sands listen, but say nothing to me.
No one hears my words; I am a minority, alone.
The Spider Queen is the truth, for those with eyes to see

 

by papadust
7-20-04
The sands, the sun are hell, and Her kindness is like stone
So now dear traveller waters to you I deny.
Fucking hell, how much longer is this?
Your edification in the truth is my reason why:

 

by papadust
7-20-04
As you agonize in thirst, you will learn of my mistress lost
In darkness; rejection holds a frighful cost.
Why is my subconcious putting me through this?
It is my duty to return Her to the upper land

 

by papadust
7-20-04
Even though my own kind do think me mad.
There's gotta be something in here to shut him up...
So She sent me to walk this burning sand
Oh, hell yea!
With cracked skin and burning throat.

 

by papadust
7-20-04
Wait for it...
Alas, my Spider Queen, will you forgive me now!?
Yes, thats a real website
Get the fuck out of my way honky
Wait! I only wish to recitepetry from darkelf.org!
I dont think I'll ever sleep again
Why?

 

by papadust
7-20-04
And then I shot the dark elf...
Is this before or after you had sex with the lesbian porn stars?
After
What?
And you're sure you dont need medication?

 

by papadust
7-26-04
So you just picked up a piece of cow shit and put it in your mouth!?
uhh...yea
Did it taste good?
You know that feeling when dried fecal matter touches your lips?

 

by papadust
7-26-04
Hello.
Hello.
I am going to use your vagina as a hat
OK
20 minutes later
That was fun.
Yes.

 

by papadust
7-26-04
Hey Drew, are you scared of anal sex?
No
Would you like to be?
I suppose.
I have anally raped seventeen 9-year old people.
Cardinal Law would be proud

 

by papadust
7-27-04
So yea, there are my webcomics. Like em?
Yea. Wait, this isn't true
Sticking the lollypop up your ass and eating it?
I didn't eat it
Oh
Really, who would eat something they stuck up thier ass?

 

by papadust
7-27-04
Come to the Kerry volonteer headquarters with me
No. Whats the point?
It'll be fun!
No it wont
Dude, theres a shitload of hot chicks there
Hell yea I'll go

 

by papadust
8-09-04
Behind the scenes...
Well Emily, I have to let you go
You're firing me? But I'm a regular!
I need your drawing for my new girlfriend
But...What about me?
I'll get you a new character. Dont worry, it'll be ok
Ok then, just dont make me an arm or a robot

 

by papadust
8-09-04
IMPORTANT!!1!!!!!!11
Due to lack of available characters, I've had to make a few layoffs. Mainly Emily.
I cant believe you're doing this to me...
Her character will be my new girlfriend, Melissa
Drew you're so hot, I want your cock!
Actually, that was still Emily
Just had to tell you before I go

 

by papadust
8-09-04
I figured out a solution
Really?
I'll give you a new drawing but all your characteristics wont change
Ok, sounds good
See? that wasnt so bad
Hey, what the hell?

 

by papadust
8-09-04
So, problem solved
What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?
Mainly it was that you were glad I didnt make you a robot
And?
I figured what the hell, why not piss you off?
Fuck you, Im gonna go listen to my brighteyes and cry now

 

by papadust
8-09-04
That's where your tax dollars go
So the question was, "Where is Cherynobl?'' and she said, "Its in Nevada, right?" So-
Nevada? Its NevAda dumbass
That's where your tax dollars go
So the question was, "Where is Cherynobl?'' and she said, "Its in Nevada, right?" So-
Nevada? Its NevAda dumbass
That's where your tax dollars go
So the question was, "Where is Cherynobl?'' and she said, "Its in Nevada, right?" So-
Nevada? Its NevAda dumbass

 

by papadust
8-20-04
At 2 am-
Hey Drew, pop quiz- Who destroyed the lamps of the Valar?
I have no fucking idea
Ok, ask me one.
Uh, why are the misty mountains called the misty mountains?
Because they're covered in mist. Come on, ask me something hard
That was for me...

 

by papadust
8-20-04
Why is "The Westward March" called "The Westward March" when Mordor is to the east?

 

by papadust
9-06-04
Was that Axl Rose?
Probably

 

by papadust
9-19-04
That movie was so deep, it made me question everything about reality
oh god, hes never gonna stop
What if the universe was just created 5 minutes ago? You couldn't disprove it
I could prove my foot up your ass
The curse of a philosopher is that they are burdened with questions a normal person wouldn't even come close to thinking about
See, I'm lucky

 

by papadust
9-19-04
So, did you like the movie?
Not really
It will, which is pretty sad
Why not? It's probably going to change my life
There wasn't a preview for Shaun of the Dead
You like movies because of their previews?
Well that part with the chick and the fridge was cool

 

by papadust
9-19-04
And quantum physics states that-
Shut up Jew
What the hell?
You heard me Jew boy
IM NOT JEWISH! SHUT UP!
Sure, Jewy. Go back to Jewfoundland

 

by papadust
9-19-04
You need more porn on this thing
I got enough porn. Leave it alone.
No you dont. Here, I'll get the Paris Hilton video for you
No. She's not hot
Actually, it does
Yea she is. And she's sucking somebody's dick
Oh yea, some guys cock gets me off

 

by papadust
9-19-04
As you could from the title, this is the 50th comic, so Im doing something different for this one
So why am I here?
Rory's getting boring
Oh
Wanna go burn some minorities?
Dibs on the faggots

 

by papadust
9-19-04
In Providence
Uh, Hi.
Oh, are you the ministers son? Cool! You live in Boston? Oh wait no, Belmont. I know someone from Belmont. He has curly hair and his name begins with C
Kuron?
Yeah thats it, Kuron. Does your youth group do any sleepover? I should go to one! You should come to our youth group a lot. It's a long way but youre really hot. I mean cool.
Do you ever breathe?
No. So what does your youth group do? Hang out and have sex? Sex Sex Sex Sex. Too bad I have no tits. How many UU's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't, they screw in sleeping bags!

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