All comics by patquackssb

 

by patquackssb
9-28-03
Leonardo's 3rd cousin attempts to outdo the Mona Lisa
Zee bandvidth ist mein!
Jason Lives!
And they think we don't understand their speech.
ÃŽ ÖÞŋ ijōō¦
Ψǒǖ Ǽ Πǽŋ⌡

 

by patquackssb
9-29-03
The LA PD hard at work.
...and then Don said, "We're gonna rub 'em out!" and I was like, "Yeah, rub 'em out!"
I see...
At Tulsa, Ohio's Mask convention
...showoff.
The Battle of the Century

 

by patquackssb
9-29-03
The House on Mango Street, by Sandra Cisneros.
Oh i'm such a happy little hispanic girl named Esperanza!
I'm Nenny!
OH NO HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!!!!!1 THEY ALL LIED!!!!!!1
Huh?
One day, I'll leave Mango street... then come back again!
Shut up, woman! Now make me a rice sandwich!

 

by patquackssb
9-30-03
For this rant, Patrick VanDusen will be played by Jesus Christ.
I understand many people are upset about yesterday's comic, and its not-so-subtle bashing of hispanic writer Sandra Cisneros.
My response is: stuff it. She's a whiny 30-year-old hack who hates men and writes about how evil they are, because she can't get any.
You evil man! You made a sexual reference to a woman!
See what I mean?

 

by patquackssb
9-30-03
Patrick VanDusen plays around with Stripcreator.
The 6426th Annual Torture Convention
First on the agenda... Twelve uses for Shaving Cream.
You're gonna rape me! I just know it!
...Get away from me...

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