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by paulwind
10-16-02
Stephen Goes to Confession
Jesus loves you, my son.
I've had sex with over 100 prostitutes.
Thanks, God.

 

by paulwind
10-16-02
you know how fast you were going back there?
dude... i'm a cop too.
....................
let's go bust some teenagers.
i want a doughnut.

 

by paulwind
10-16-02
hey, sucker. guess what. i just got gta vice city. see you later, loser.
five days later...
hey, i'm back. gtavc is awesome.
dude... what happened to your hair?
i bet you didn't know that 5 straight days of sitting in front of the glow of a tv bleached your hair.
you're not wearing pants.

 

by paulwind
10-16-02
this... is god.
hey, god. what up?
you.... are the messiah.
me? awesome.
..........................
when i press my nipple, a civil war breaks out.

 

by paulwind
10-16-02
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS!!!
you ain't that scary
....................
how about now?
YEEEE EAAAAAARR RRRRGGGGG GGHHHHHH !!!!!!!

 

by paulwind
10-20-02
hey, cara, what's up?
oh, you know, the normal stuff.
wanna look at my panties?
....ok.
hi-yah

 

by paulwind
10-20-02
i call this meeting to order
aye.
with your approval, jesus, i'd like to replace the normal elves with my new, mutated, super-efficient elves.
hi.
go for it.
up next.... reindeer.

 

by paulwind
10-20-02
so i said, "no, what a-bone you!!"
what a tool

 

by paulwind
10-20-02
do you know how fast you were going back there? i'm gonna have to write you a ticket.
wanna cigarette?
no, i don't want a cigarette.
sorry, i just figured that you gained all that weight from giving up smoking.
it's glandular.
shut up, oinker.

 

by paulwind
10-20-02
yar, i'll gut ye, matey
you don't scare me
dammit! it's they eye patch, isn't it? is it on the wrong eye again?
well, it's just that you don't have any genitalia. it's really freaking me out.
i do too have genitalia. they're just hidden under my pirate hat.
yeah, all right. see ya.

 

by paulwind
10-23-02
hey kid-- want some candy from a stranger?
shut up, bitch.
...i wasn't expecting you to be so surly.
hey now, hold on.
see ya, kid.
WAIT! don't leave me!

 

by paulwind
10-23-02
hey, randy, what did i get on the awakening test?
duh... umm... 90 8 ....err...when is that again?
half past a drunken hayseed.
wait...what?a-heh-heh-heh...
i love you, randy.
lookit, i got a thumb, too!

 

by paulwind
10-23-02
hey dude...what are you doing?
i'm gonna hammer this nail into my forehead.
now why the hell would you do that?
get out my biz-nizz.
i warned him about saying that.
my legs!

 

by paulwind
10-23-02
...so.....
are you chinese or japanese?
........
....well?
i'm laotian, dammit!

 

by paulwind
10-23-02
it's out!
no, it's in!
out!
in!
dude, your weiner is hanging out of your underwear.
oh...uh...thanks....

 

by paulwind
4-20-03
the douche bag returns from his spring break
so...what, you're british now?
aye, mate! oyve just come back from a vacation in the british isle! bollocks!
you're from falls church, viginia.
oi, but oyve always been an english genteel! look at me vest!
i'm going to stab you. twice.
oi haven't brushed me teeth for a week!

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