fifth business 1 by paulwind10-16-02 Stephen Goes to Confession Jesus loves you, my son. I've had sex with over 100 prostitutes. Thanks, God.
cops are dumb by paulwind10-16-02 you know how fast you were going back there? dude... i'm a cop too. .................... let's go bust some teenagers. i want a doughnut.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City by paulwind10-16-02 hey, sucker. guess what. i just got gta vice city. see you later, loser. five days later... hey, i'm back. gtavc is awesome. dude... what happened to your hair? i bet you didn't know that 5 straight days of sitting in front of the glow of a tv bleached your hair. you're not wearing pants.
the new messiah by paulwind10-16-02 this... is god. hey, god. what up? you.... are the messiah. me? awesome. .......................... when i press my nipple, a civil war breaks out.
the truth about little asian girls by paulwind10-16-02 I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS!!! you ain't that scary .................... how about now? YEEEE EAAAAAARR RRRRGGGGG GGHHHHHH !!!!!!!
cara flashes tyler durden by paulwind10-20-02 hey, cara, what's up? oh, you know, the normal stuff. wanna look at my panties? ....ok. hi-yah
santa's new elves by paulwind10-20-02 i call this meeting to order aye. with your approval, jesus, i'd like to replace the normal elves with my new, mutated, super-efficient elves. hi. go for it. up next.... reindeer.
wanna cig, oinker? by paulwind10-20-02 do you know how fast you were going back there? i'm gonna have to write you a ticket. wanna cigarette? no, i don't want a cigarette. sorry, i just figured that you gained all that weight from giving up smoking. it's glandular. shut up, oinker.
pirates have no genitals by paulwind10-20-02 yar, i'll gut ye, matey you don't scare me dammit! it's they eye patch, isn't it? is it on the wrong eye again? well, it's just that you don't have any genitalia. it's really freaking me out. i do too have genitalia. they're just hidden under my pirate hat. yeah, all right. see ya.
captain rapist by paulwind10-23-02 hey kid-- want some candy from a stranger? shut up, bitch. ...i wasn't expecting you to be so surly. hey now, hold on. see ya, kid. WAIT! don't leave me!
....oh, randy, you'll never learn... by paulwind10-23-02 hey, randy, what did i get on the awakening test? duh... umm... 90 8 ....err...when is that again? half past a drunken hayseed. wait...what?a-heh-heh-heh... i love you, randy. lookit, i got a thumb, too!
how the saying died by paulwind10-23-02 hey dude...what are you doing? i'm gonna hammer this nail into my forehead. now why the hell would you do that? get out my biz-nizz. i warned him about saying that. my legs!
the most offensive comic strip ever by paulwind10-23-02 ...so..... are you chinese or japanese? ........ ....well? i'm laotian, dammit!
is it in or out? by paulwind10-23-02 it's out! no, it's in! out! in! dude, your weiner is hanging out of your underwear. oh...uh...thanks....
the douchebag returns from england by paulwind4-20-03 the douche bag returns from his spring break so...what, you're british now? aye, mate! oyve just come back from a vacation in the british isle! bollocks! you're from falls church, viginia. oi, but oyve always been an english genteel! look at me vest! i'm going to stab you. twice. oi haven't brushed me teeth for a week!