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by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
So doc, what were the results?
You tested positive for H.I.V
So why are you smiling?
Because you are going to die you filthy fucking homo!
Isnt there anything you can do to help?
ummmmmmm...NOPE!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
Hey man can you spare some change?
Are you hungry?
YES! I am starving!
Good! Im going to go home now to eat some steak
Pease man I am starving!
Fuck off ya useless pile of shit!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
David T. Teatro is looking for some warm soggy shit tubes to fill
Umm..excuse me.
Uh...hi my name is dave. I run a website and I am a homo gay. Would you like me to give you a rimjob?
That sounds great but it will cost you $100
I dont have any money left cause I spent it all on my A.I.D.S medication.

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
David T. Teatro goes to the local childrens playground to "pick up"
Hi little boy. Are you along?
Yeah, why?
I will give you a dollar if you let me touch your penis
NO! I am not a homo gay!
FUCK! That always worked with me when my uncle did it when I was a child
HELP!!!!!!!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
Dave decides to try his luck with an animal
I wish I had some crack
Hello little rabbit
Holy shit!! You are that animal raping, child molesting A.I.D.S infected homo gay!
AH FOR FUCKSAKE!!!!!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
Friday night at Neils house in Toronto.
So Tibor I went to the clinic today and I tested positive for herpes
That sucks dude! Im glad you wore a condom when you fucked me up my homo gay ass.
But I didnt wear a condom. I lied to you.
What the fuck!!!!!!!!!
Stop you are making me horny!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
With spanky the cat as his only friend Colontino starts up his computer
Oh I hope that Battlesausage didnt make me look like a fucking retard again.
To his disappointment he finds that Battlesausage has carved him brutally once again
Oh I hate that G.D bugger!
Ha ha ha!!!! I know what I will do! I will make a comic about him that makes absoluty no fucking sense what so ever! That will teach him! HA HA HA HA HA HA.......I am so alone.

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
Colontino pays a visit to his doctor
Hello Colontino, how are you feeling today?
His doctor sees that there hasnt been any progress in his mental condition
Not this bullshit again!
I am not colontino! I am Morticia Doctor.
Here is another prescription you fucking multiple personality having gay freak! Now get the fuck out of my office!
Why is everyone so mean to me?

 

by peterpissflaps
2-24-02
Colontino decides to get laid
Hello are you a prostitute?
Yes do you want to have some homo gay bum sex with me?
Oh no I am not gay! My name is Morticia right now I am a "REAL"woman. I would like you to have bum sex with me though!
Whatever you say freak $100
And Colontino had dirty homo gay bum sex with a male prostitute in an alley. The end.
Oh yes gay prostitute fuck me in my homo gay bum! Harder! Harder!

 

by peterpissflaps
2-25-02
Snarf is an avid art thief. He starts his day off by altering peoples work and claiming it to be his own.
I am a loser
Yes you are!
He decides to post some stolen art at roundeyes forum.
Now they will think that I am cool!
Morale of this story is, banning retards I.Ps = quality and goodness!
No big deal! Sijun will never ban me! I will just register under a fourth alias
I.P is banned you sad excuse for a homo!

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