untitled by petratheangel6-13-02 HELP ME DIE KID.... LIFE IS TOO LAME FOR THIS OLD DOG TO TAKE ANY MORE WTF??? OH SHIT OH SHIT... .... . CMON KID LOOK AT ME. I'M FUCKING TRASH. WHY DO MAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE HAMMERED? OK IT'S JUST YOU AND ME BIGBOY. LET'S DO THIS.
OH NO~ by petratheangel6-13-02 Alright mate Alright mate you goin to this party at john's? nah mate, i'm just off ta beggy's for a smoke and some choons oh right, i might pop round meself then later.... catch ya then man. you'd better fucking not.....
best dayz of your life by petratheangel6-13-02 THE TOURNAMENT BEGINS.... AIGHT AIGHT KEEEYAAAAH! ROOOOOARRRRR!! BITCH SLAG
EARFOOT AND TEH LITTLE GIRL TALK by petratheangel6-13-02 Early one morning...... I HAVE FEET FOR EARS! YES~
FUGGER by petratheangel6-13-02 ALL WAS GOING WELL WITH THE AMERICAN UNTIL........ What the fuck did you say??!? So Petra, where in England is Wales? AAAFFPSFUCOZLAFFAF*.WSHSHAFAKASSA!
WTF NFW GTFO by petratheangel6-13-02 omfg LOL omfg nfw lol omg it's eyes are so big omg it's following me LOL ok let's go home....
an elephant and satan by petratheangel6-13-02 HO HO HELLO THERE GOOD EVENING. DO I PETRIFY YOU? OMGZ! ELEPHANT EATS TEH DEVIL =O oh dear THEE END
Not a lot to do in Lapland..... by petratheangel6-14-02 SANTA YOU FAT FUCKING BEAN, LOSE SOME WEIGHT BEFORE YOU BREAK THE EFFIN SLAY I'M CRIYNG ONLY ME! HAHA LOL RUDOLF?!? YOU NASTY PASTY! I CREID! ROFL
EARFOOT'S BIG DAY OUT by petratheangel6-14-02 HELLO! I AM SIGHT-SEEING! HELLO! I AM SIGHTSEEING! absolute madness, i'm off...here i go.... SIGHT-SEE THIS, BITCH! GASP!
OPIATE GETS BLAZED INNIT by petratheangel6-14-02 OMG PETRA YOU LOOK SO HOT TODAY. BUT YOU LOOK DIFFERENT..... ANYWAY...MY MOM HAS HAD TO WASH MY BED SHEETS A HELLA LOT LATELY...HEHE *WINK WINK*.... heh...yeh \/\/l-l473v4 Opiate At this point, Opiate realises his throbbing, cobwebby wenis isn't gonna be sampling the delights of petra, the amazingly talented angel.... goddamnit, i'm hella gutted.... looks like i'll be spanking the monkey myself for some time yet.... OMGZ FAT BUTT LOL PANTS! By the way readers, i'm not really this mingin.
Jizzbo Jabbings by petratheangel6-14-02 Far away from the sanctuary of Jizziton...... YIKES! A BLACK RIDER! /ME SHIDDAZZLE FO SHIZZLE GIMME THAT FOOKIN RING~~
low qual. plastic by petratheangel6-14-02 do you believe in life after love? I can hear something inside me say, i really don't think you're strong enough ohhh-ohh do you believe in life after love? after love? after love? Oh i know that i'll get through this. Oh i know that i am stro-o-ong..... I don't need you anymore.....
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM by petratheangel6-14-02 EY YO! YOU BETTAH BE BUZZIN TO DA NEW VSNARES INNIT TOO ROIGHT UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ NOICE~
98x88x93x2x4x7= l300l3L355 by petratheangel6-14-02 What has 3 legs and lives on a farm? The McCartney's *gasp* lol
creepy christian the priest by petratheangel6-15-02 CREEPY CHRISTIAN'S CONFESSION BOX..... dude, i like, have a confession to make.... *lol* heh..well.. i masturbate all the time.... am i a sick fuck? (snigger).. hmm.... another prankster eh.... (( ( ( (Turn around...turn around..... )) ) ) )) wtf? COOLIO~ LET'S ROMP HOT DUDE! oh...heh...ok :)
FRIDAY NITE by petratheangel6-15-02 PARTY AT GOONY GAZ'S...... this flute sounds of london really kicks arse! gg on the recc matey. bought their latest album...these guys r0ck on guitar. omg lol MORE PARTYPEOPLE ARRIVE....... hey there liddle laydeee, are you cool enough to be at such a groovy party? Gareth this place is a tip! Your father is home in the morning, so make sure you clean up. hey gaz, meet my mate rich.... Come on you slags! let's have some aphex acid!
bobby the bastard by petratheangel6-15-02 you're one of those gaylords aren't you? *gasp* you BITCH! NO TITS NO TITS! PANCAKE GIRL! NO TITS! :( i totally r0x0r
pcworld - you just never know by petratheangel6-15-02 *BOWM DA BOWM BOWM* shoobidy do bop bop bop bedo bedo bedooby diddly ouch! Booorrrn freeee! as free as the wind blooows.... *sob* stfu AAAAARRGHGGH!!11!!!1!! ASL?? WANNA CYBER??!!?!
pcworld - Y0u Ju57 l\l3v4 l by petratheangel6-15-02 *BOWM DA BOWM BOWM* shoobidy do bop bop bop bedo bedo bedooby diddly ouch! Booorrrn freeee! as free as the wind blooows.... *sob* stfu AAAAAARRGHGGH!!1!!1 i have a fetish....
Killa Beez... by petratheangel6-20-02 The evil professor awaited the outcome of his cunning plan to infect the world with killa beez innit I... will... destroy... all... humans... IT WORKED! PSHAW ! ! !
there you go. by petratheangel10-30-02 who ate all the pies dewd? lol fookin weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee e lol ya all wotevarr