All comics by phatmess

 

Hmmm by phatmess 1-09-01
Hows it going being single? Crap, but I have been wanking a lot	Oh, well I hope you cleaned it up Dont worry, I have been	What with tissues? Yeah, and with the photo of your mother I keep by my bed

 

Jesus by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	Not much of a turn out for Easter this year Why do you think that is?	ITV have put 'Millionaire' up aginst us Oh that eminds me will you be my 'Phone a friend'

 

Jesus 2 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh......	Youve let yourself go Whys that then?	Well just look at the state of you nails Fucks sake.......

 

Jesus 3 by phatmess 1-09-01
sigh........	I got to be off early today Why's that then.	Iam modelling for the new 'Joy Of Sex' book Oh....

 

Jesus 4 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	You look a bit restless today?? Really? No reason.	Oh so you are just moving in a mysterious way

 

Jesus 5 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	M&M?	Oh fuck off

 

jesus 6 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	I bet my dad could beat yours in a fight.	I dont doubt that for a second

 

jesus 7 by phatmess 1-09-01
zzzzzzzzzzz	zzzzzzzzzzzzz	*splutter* I HAVE RISEN

 

Jesus 8 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh....	Wonder whats for tea?	Better not be fishes and fucking loaves again

 

Jesus 9 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh....	Ho-hum	Fancy going to covert my neighbours ox? Iam already there dude

 

jesus 10 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	tell you what What?	I wish you would stop creating yourself in my image Can someone turn me the other way?

 

Jesus 11 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	How do you keep your figure like that?	Heroin. Lots of Heroin.

 

Jesus 12 by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	Ive got a public appearance tonight. What? performing a miracle?	Almost. Top left box Celebrity Squares Which agency you with again?

 

Ive run out of Jesus jokes now and am going to the pub by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh...	Did I tell you my book is out? No. Where can I buy it.	Oh just steal it from the cupboard by you bed at the motel Oh I used that when I ran out of skins

 

Last Jesus, I promise by phatmess 1-09-01
Sigh.....	So how are the carpentry lessons going?	Can't you tell?

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