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by pizzasauce
3-25-02
one day, as necrophelia was getting the best of Gary and his squirrel friend dave...
holy fuckbeans. why don't you give me some fucking gum, dave?
you know what, whore? i'm sick of your shit. why don't you die?
oh, i get it now. you just want me to die so you can fuck me in the ass. don't you, dave?
a-ha. you got me, gary. how about i just fuck you in the ass anyway?
how about i burn you like a fucking jew?!
if you must.

 

by pizzasauce
3-25-02
wooooooo! i cause cancer.
oh yea, baby. so do i. so do i. you a nigga, dawg.
hey. this is my fucking comix0r! super cancer ash powa goooooooooo!
meep meep meep!
whoa, dude. like. what happened man?
can-cer. ahh. meep meep. ahh. i was once a pimp and now i'm burned like a jew.

 

by pizzasauce
3-25-02
everything goes wrong in dan the man's life. so he goes for teh lines.
hey. can i score some cocaine?
noo. ahh. all i have is teh heroin. i live in eh trash can fer crissake.
meanwhile...
man. i need some lines, dawg.
will you stop fucking asking me for cocaine. ahhhhhhhh! fuck youuuu!
and then at jimmy's house...
i'm a stupid fucking emo kid and no one likes me. i'm gonna go piss on myself and die. omg omg!!!
alright jimmy, you do that. or i'm going to fucking break your face you loser. oh yea. i ran over your puppy today. i have him in a mcdonald's bag. you can have him back. ha ha. he's so dead.

 

by pizzasauce
3-26-02
a pleasant day in my family home...
oh my golashes. what is with that giant crucifix on the wall. her ma is a freaky ass catholic whore.
mother. i'd like you to meet my husband. we met last night in a bar on fourth street. look at those nipple piercings. sexy, huh?
and then teh ma realizes she fucked up her daughter and she truly hopes her daughter dies a slow painful death. hooray!
i see you are unhappy mom. i think i'll save your world and bang nails into my head until i bleed to death or become a vegetable. excuse me.
oh wow. i'm a fat ass cunt. i'm going to kill myself because my daughter angers me with every little thing she does. omg omg omg.
and now in heaven...
hey, wanna go behind the building and fuck little depressed kid? you've never had it good until you've had jesus christ baby! oh yea!!!
do you realize i just killed myself, you sick fuck?! wait a second...you're not jesus! donny osmond????

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