All comics by psxdude

 

by psxdude
6-10-04
Perhaps with the recent outbreak of StripCreator cartoons, I- the great psxdude- should oblige my legions of fans with a little touch of Godliness.
Hey Funk.
Hey, psx.
Wanna go get plastered?
Hells yeah!

 

by psxdude
6-10-04
If this was a story-arc, consider this comic the exposition.
This is my friend MetuZ and his friend Plat. Plat doesn't speak English, so just smile and don't piss him off.
I'm too Russian for you, baby.
Viva la Domincana!
And this is the infamous Champion of Lege... err, Nate Thompson.
Holy shit! A black man!

 

by psxdude
6-10-04
THRASH doesn't like me anymore.
I hope you die before I invent a killing-machine because I am so angry right now that the mere construction of said machine would cause me to make several serious errors and...
In fact, get out of my house before I send kitty on you! Roar! Roar!
I just wanted to borrow The Breakfast Club. Jeez. And there's no need to 'roar' at me. I'm not packing, as my homies in the county and cell-block six say.
THRASH lives outside of a canyon, by the way.
Hey psx. I found a box of wine out by the highway. Let's go find some bitches with self-esteem problems.

 

by psxdude
6-10-04
Habo, I'm worried about Funk's drinking.
Me too. Last night he called me British. I can't be having that on my conscience.
This plane-crash would so much better if I had some raspberry schnopps. Where's that Goddamn flight attendant?
So how much sugar do you add?
This much.

 

by psxdude
6-10-04
And now for something you'll probably not enjoy.
In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
Habo in trouble.
But I didn't kill her; the semen and LSD did!
Who's the man?
Hey Plat, you got any of that Dominican beer I've heard so much about?
Hotdog?

 

by psxdude
6-11-04
Hey psx, you know that song by that band with the guy and the hat?
No.
Hey, where'd you go? I wasn't done telling you my story.
Oh Jesus! You promised you wouldn't haunt me anymore, crazy zombie-elf!
I lied, motherfucker.

 

by psxdude
6-11-04
It has come to my attention that certain angsty teenage boys are attempting to start a comic versus comic feud with me. Not only is this act immature, but it is also incredibly unfunny.
What do you want , Funk? I'm kind of in the middle of something.
I'm gonna go find me some bitches.

 

by psxdude
6-11-04
"Metsy" doesn't enjoy Funk's company.
I diasgree with your stance on professional sports.
I like vodka.
Funk likes liquor.
In fact, I hate your opinion so much I hate opinion opinion Bertuzzi hate Calgary opinion hate opinion blocked on MSN fart.
Funk must find liquor.
I am so alone.

 

by psxdude
6-11-04
What did the hooker say to the Catholic priest?
What did the hooker say to the Cathol... hey, where the hell are you going? Plat? Plat!
Taco Bell.
Police?! Help?

 

by psxdude
6-12-04
I've noticed that most of these comics have the same underlying theme or recurring joke as to make the reader think as little as possible.
Bucka, bucka?
Not to mention the sarcastic use of that Internet speak, which has never been funny in either a serious or comical nature.
Oh my god, you "pown", one three three seven?
Habo, you really are a tool.
A shirtless tool, however.

 

by psxdude
6-13-04
So I went up to her and I was all, "Uh uh, bitch. I ain't gonna have that homeslice." Then she was all like "True that!"...
Okay, Plat, stop with the random leaves of absence when I'm in the middle of a story.
I think he saw a butterfly.
So anyway, she was all like "True that!" and I was all...

 

by psxdude
6-13-04
I should make better use out of the Narration feature...
Maybe I could fill them with thoughts....
...Or I could add some funny observation about life.
Don't speak: our bodies will be like one.

 

by psxdude
6-13-04
Okay, so what did the man who sexually assaulted your Chevy Nova look like? Describe him as best you can, or I might just go... nuts.
Oh, oh, you think that just because I'm a chipmunk you can make jokes about my ethnicity?
Well listen up, whiteboy! I ain't no jibba-jabba fool! I know what it's like on a streets, and I ain't gonna be mocked by some stiff with a badge, biz-itch. Word to your mother.
I'm going to work you over like a Christian on vacation.
What the hell does that mean?.. oh, you're going to rape me, aren't you? Oh well, make it quick. Family Matters is on at three.

 

by psxdude
6-15-04
Doin' the cock-a-roach yeah, doin' the cock-a-roach yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
Hey Funk, I need your help.
With booze?
No, not with booze. I'm starting to think that maybe you're an alcoholic, Funk...
With booze?
I'm gonna get Spanky; you need an intervention like Della Reese needs nother piece of cake.

 

by psxdude
6-15-04
And then I squeezed it like this and she was all, "Ooooh!" and shit.
Yeah, that's nice Habo. You seen spanky around? I need him so we can give Funk an intervention.
Fuck spanky. I can do it.
My relaxed jaw and sheepish grin doesn't always display an emotion of elation. Today I am angry, angry for your disheartening conduct and foul mouth, young man.
Good day, sir!

 

by psxdude
6-15-04
I like to move it, move it. Ya like to move it, move it...
Say, anyone have a corkscrew? I have a large bottle of wine here and no one to help me open slash drink it.
Bitch!
I like to move it, move it. Ya like to move it, move it...
Damn you and your hot club beats.

 

by psxdude
6-15-04
Perhaps I can start my own vaccum company... no, wait, that would suck. Ha ha ha ha, I am so rich!
Stop drinking Funk.
Nope.
That's the spirit!

 

by psxdude
6-18-04
Ah, fiddlesticks.
Funk, there's no way I'm going to let you have sex with my sister.

 

by psxdude
6-20-04
Hey Tigra, what's up?
Oh, hello psx. I'm just suckin' on some milk. Being a baby is so damn cool.
You must get laid like a king.
Like a goddamn king!

 

by psxdude
6-23-04
It was a cold and windy autumn day, when I set off to make peace with the one they call HardKoreChick.
So, Julie, would you accept my apology?
No.
Things were not going so well.
I like your hair.
WHOAMG lol I am 14.

 

by psxdude
6-23-04
So Funk, how do you circumsize the entire ninth grade?
Kick Julie in the jaw?
Fuck you, I'm going to Denny's... the good Denny's!
And I'm going to the bad Denny's...

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
The Liberals have achieved a minorty government, heading the conservatives by...
...Jack Layton was greeted by a standing ovation by party supporters in Ottawa Tuesday morning...
Where's the fucking boobs already?

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
Okay, Plat. Your mother paid me lots of money to help you learn English, beyond the phrase "Let's screw," and "Hotdog".
Now, at first I was just going to take the money and buy some pizza, but my good nature and desire to nail your mom has changed my mind. I want to educate you.
I don't think the other people on that bench appreciate what your doing.

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
Waitin' for my bus, waitin' for my bus, I am Russian and I am waiting for my bus!
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver-spoon, little boy blue is eating with spoon... tune, moon, baloon... poon!
I am the coolest Russian squirrel since Dale's freaky cousin Vladimir.

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
Dude it sucks that your mom has to come along whenever we go out for bitches.
Hey man, you refused to push the baby carriage, so my mom has to be here.
You know how hard on the eyes your old lady is? Damn, Tigra, you could have at least hired a stripper to cart your shit-filled, diapered ass around.
The carriage is so much more convenient, I mean, it has compartments to store my...
Fuck the baby-carriage!

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
So I went up to psxdude and I told him how it's going to be.
Then he cried and I cried and... hey asshole! Your mom shouldn't turn away from me when I'm talking to you.
Sorry, I saw a hot bitch.
How didn't your mom know when to turn around?
Nipple clamps.

 

by psxdude
6-30-04
I've been in love with the same woman for ten years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Actually I love my wife very much, I don't know what I'd do without her. I'd be so alone.
I'd probably commit suicide... or grow a mustache.

 

by psxdude
7-05-04
In honor of our neighboring country's day of independance, Funk and I are going to sing The Star-Spangled Banner.
No we're not.
Why the hell not? You got any better ways to pay homage that that shit-hole of a nation?
Beer run, motherfucka!

 

by psxdude
7-05-04
I'd like to apologize for the language and terms used in the previous comic.
Oh say can you see! By Don's early flight...
Was so proud that we chain, to the pilot's last vagina.
How was the beer run?
Fucking gold, baby!

 

by psxdude
7-06-04
Whoa! A kangaroo with an AK-47? This is some great fucking schnopps!
No, I'm really just a guy in a kangaroo-costume who is about to rob you.
Oh.
I have to go wash my little black top-hat.

 

by psxdude
7-07-04
...were horribly burned to death by the intoxicating fumes of rotting pig carcass.
And now for the lighted side of the news, Baskin Robin's is having a sale.

 

by psxdude
7-11-04
I have a joke for you, Mister Habo.
Where is my kitty?
I ate him. Anyways, knock-knock? Who's there? Banana? Banana who?
You.... ate him?
Orange you glad I didn't say vagina?!
'Gina!

 

by psxdude
7-11-04
...leaving fourteen Indonesians without homes. And in sport's news, it's NASCAR season and we're knee-deep in hillbilly here at Channel 3 News!
I gotta get me some of that.

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