All comics by purplemarker

 

stupid asians by purplemarker 10-13-03
im an asains indian wanna be got ne acid i like indains like amish the value the land	wheres the nearest crack house in my private cave made by american bombing	you look like a reefer im also a rapist lil asian bitch

 

matts struggle by purplemarker 10-14-03
matt desprately tries to make money hey wanna buy some h OF COURSE not hippies only smoke joints	come on pussy want some heroine im a fucking cat	HAHA RUN PUSSY RUN

 

matts struggle pt 2 by purplemarker 10-14-03
after selling his sole matt tries buying it back now i no u want some ive been dead for a couple thousand years asshole	mister devil dude i tried selling it didnt work now u can live w/ me in eternal damnation as my personal sex toy muhaaa	cigarettes win all ha assholes should sold me all youd get is cancer all that would happen is youd look like me

 

scary fags by purplemarker 10-14-03
		Dude i hate u stephen king freaks the the fuck away from me bofore i go all jason on you

 

unbenifits by purplemarker 10-15-03
:slurp slurp::	::slurp slurp cough gag gag::	last time im a friend with benefits for you my eyes

 

homo rocker by purplemarker 10-15-03
im feeling like a freak on a leash	let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor	your under arest for whining despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage

 

great hobby by purplemarker 10-15-03
umm whats with the paint i finally became a juggalo	have u ever talked to icp umm no i havent	FUCK YOU!!!!! you always make me feel like shit haha fag

 

metal lesson by purplemarker 10-15-03
i no this guy hes a hard ass ya and	listens to korn n shit is he better than me? hmm does his mom still drive him to school	poor guy the truth hurts yes then hes about as low as you

 

the chickens plot by purplemarker 10-15-03
Jag ser här ake juin jävakig alm kalr	Men det var inte meningen det bara blev så.. jag menade inte att döda alla dom där 257 människorna	isnt this great ...cuz...i didnt understand shit Din rumpa är min nu, dumma människa.. tiki guden Alvar kommer att straffknolla dig med grovsalt nu.. fan oxå att jag inte ägde ett lasersvärd

 

unliked by purplemarker 10-15-03
why am i such a stupid unliked character at least your not a damn chair	or someone thats balls got stuck in a grinder	or a ... o wait ... haha ya faggot

 

kazaa has all your needs by purplemarker 10-22-03
music hmmm korn or systen of a down	vidoes freddy or jason	porn MY OLDER SISTER

 

goat girl (dedicated to kay) by purplemarker 10-22-03
who i mean what the hell are you ur stalker goat girl	ummm howd u turn into a damn goat i lived w/ goats my whole life BUT I LOVE U DESPERATLY	o well ahh sry bout this but im kinda hungry BOB I LOVE U (name has been changed)

 

mmm cake by purplemarker 10-22-03
once there was this fat girl that ate all the cake in the world mmm im stil hungry	And no 1 liked her because they had no cake i hate that fat ass she stole my cake i think we should kick her down the stairs	and she ended up exploding and eveyone got their cake back

 

taibo by purplemarker 10-23-03
1..2..3.. kick it	punch it	thrust it now that ur all warmed up time for some new postituting moves

 

stick guys by purplemarker 10-23-03
I would like u to say hello to some of my best friends this it timmy n jason hey man whats you doing i wanna help dur dur pounding nails in my head sure u can help	bob n tod hey dude a letter i wanna read is it from ur mommy umm a i cant read to well ahhhhh dear tooodddddddd	eric and (the only smart one) oswald i dont like me i am not cool hmm to die i think u need a better knife not a steak knife

 

some how i dont get this by purplemarker 10-27-03
not bad hey nigga hows it hanging lil to da left	not bad hey cracker how are you	but very bad yo nigger WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY

 

annoying kid by purplemarker 11-16-03
mom how was i made well honey the little stork brung u here	no i want the truth .......	GOD DAMN IT TELL ME well first i got ur daddy drunk then some foreplay....then he stuck his penis in me and ya thats about all

 

im glad this dont happen to me by purplemarker 11-17-03
who gives a fuck if my life sucks i sure as hell dont u fucking geek	(in an alley which i couldnt find as a back ground) im a lonely no body well now that im here u wont b	what the hell who are you i like it in the ass real hard so dont go easy on me cuz im a lil guy

Showing page 1.