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by rages
1-07-01
Typical Girl Boy Shat
I Wonder if HE wants me, I like him but he dosnt seem to proove it.
I wanna get this mamma jamma in my pantz, Ehhhyah!
Why Girls Are Dumb
I like you, but you dont like me.
Woa your wiggity wacked, where the hell did you come up with that idea?
Why Guys Can Take It
Ok then, I'll assume the position!
Dont get cheap on me, touch ur ankles.

 

by rages
1-07-01
Typical Richmond Fight.
Ohhh THANK You Smart Girl, You are Very Welcoming. Thak you for welcoming us to your culture.
Sarcasism is the lowest form of Wit.
Ohh Arent you smart girl, very smart. You make me feel welcome, Thank you for your culture, smart girl.
Are you done yet? Go eat some wantans you zipper head.
Hey. I can eat 20 wantans. and then you say "I dont beleive". Smart girl, thank you for your culture.
I got 4 rounds left, no bait involved and on white territory. Yep i can hunt asianz.

 

by rages
1-08-01
chicks
Drop The Challupah girly.
Umm, thats a lil forward isnt it.
dicks
...
...
flicks
Das what Im talking about!
Ok be gentle.

 

by rages
1-08-01
The Idea.
I could really use some chinese food right about now.
The Intiation.
hmm so thats 12 wantans, 2 orders of mixed vegtables, 3 orders of lemon chicken, wait.. wheres the SWEET AND SOUR PORK?
OH shit, no sweet and sour pork and bad chinese order make father go something.something.
The Finalee.
Go... Crazy?
DONT MIND IF I DO!

 

by rages
1-08-01
UH OH
I took it easy today, just stayed in my underwear and wore my mexican drinking hat.
HERE WE GO
AGAIN
But i gotta say, it wasnt so easy getting kicked out of denny's.

 

by rages
1-08-01
The ice breaker
Is it me, or is this really romantic! Im sorry i dont even know your name!?
The names, mira, yours?
Makes his move.
So how about it tootz, you me and a lil tango lesson over there.
Im shocked and appaled by your behaviours
Shot down. (yes corny)
So no beak?
YOU REALLY ARE "BUGGING" me.

 

by rages
1-08-01
The first confession
Hi the names Alessa, but you can call me flutt. all my life ive been a happy girl, with a good family. So its bothering me that now i have this weird obsession with a guy named "rawb".
The second
You see i've never really told anyone this, but he has a huge wang. Im quite obsessed with it, hell mr.pickle cant even get me off like he did.
She gets all nervous
So once again my name is Alessa.. oh no there he is!! SHH
Oh fuck its alessa, wont she die already.

 

by rages
1-08-01
Our hero Frank.
You know, my mother always told me "your just like your father frank".
Still our hero.
sicko.
I guess i would agree, she wouldnt have sex with him either.

 

by rages
1-08-01
No they sure dont Angus.
See that bridge to the right over there, I built that with my bare hands, but do the people of Dublin call me Angus the Bridge Builder?
No they sure dont Angus.
No, no they dont. But you see that wall rigth behind me? I built that with my bare hands, layed brick for brick, but do they call me Angus the brick layer?
bah...Angus...bah
No, no they dont. You fuck just one sheep and they call you angus the sheep fucker. So let that me a leson to you.

 

by rages
1-09-01
The initiation
Hey there, Im world class dj krushaillbasser, wanna bunk?
What do you spin?
The conflict.
Well nothing but the best DnB and funky bagel donut trance dnb.
ohh i see....well
The solution
Well what you say me and you go for a trip to my house, i'll show you my "equipment".
Sorry i only date breaks dj's. They get all the women and the weed. Get with it man!

 

by rages
1-10-01
Two young men looking for payote in the black rock desert.
Man sure is hard finding payote in this desert eh?
Yea man what the hell i heard theres a bountiful amout of it here!
The discovery!
Oh sweet i found one!
Werd man gimme a bite!!!
The reality!
Oh shit man dont eat that its just old horse poop.
*im going to kill him...* PUKE.

 

by rages
1-10-01
Interviews with a friend.
Ummm no, why would i have a love sheep....
HEY MAN DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA LOW SHEEP YOU CAN LEND ME?
The deciding mark...
well yea, i guess i do.
HEY MAN STOP FUCKING AROUND, DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA ONE OR NOT?
The Factor.
oh fuck..
YOU MONTHA FUCKING HONKEY, I KNEW IT YOU SICK FUCK! GO AWAY!

 

by rages
1-12-01
An ugly man approaches a hooker
So wats the difference between you and your mom?!
I donno?
20$ So i took her.
wtf?
cya
Dad your a real asshole sometimes.

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