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by raytray
7-28-06
TIME FOR YOUR HOSING DOWN ZIMP420 (WHO IS IN PRISON)
why do i have to be hosed down and why am i in prison i just want to deliver the mail ;_;
SHUT UP AND BE HOSED DOWN ZIMP
i'm going postal on your ass
OW JESUS FUCK I AM NOW HOSING YOU DOWN WITH MY BLOOD AS I FALL TO THE FLOOR RIDDLED WITH BULLET WOUNDS

 

by raytray
7-28-06
time to blow this joint
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
thanks for busting me out dude, i'm mc hammer

 

by raytray
7-28-06
mc hammer you say
damn right son it's hammertime
i should shoot you
oh shit
splat

 

by raytray
7-29-06
now i, zimp420, will deliver the mail
what is this?!
bugger
roar

 

by raytray
7-29-06
who dares stand against zimp420?!
the postal service is dead, zimp420 - it should stay dead!
lies
i will make sure you and all postmen rot in the ground for eternity!
i should shoot you
bring it baldy

 

by raytray
7-29-06
i'll give you what's for
ZIMP420 TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!
what
ph33r
this is bullshit

 

by raytray
7-29-06
here in the skies above tokyo we do battle
you are one fucked up postman
do my bidding minions
what
mamma mia
isn't the princess in another castle

 

by raytray
7-29-06
i will fuckin' jump on your fuckin' head, mothafucka
oh i'm so goddamned scared
what's your job again, shit pipe fixer? you know, the guy who fixes the pipes? the pipes shit go through?
how do you like this, bitch
ow

 

by raytray
7-29-06
owned
fuck,that shit is painful
zimp i have done your bidding
mario great job, now deliver the mail for me
ok
awesome

 

by raytray
7-29-06
now, in the comfort of the post office, i shall return to my human form
what's this? an electronic mail?
ding
my mortal enemy

 

by raytray
7-29-06
i'm cletus
i'm zeke
we havent been getting the mail zeke
that so cletus
i'm going to the post office to ask the postman
ok

 

by raytray
7-29-06
hey is this the post office
yeah
i am cletus of the hicksville farm
ok
we havent been getting our mail
what the fuck kind of fucking shit are you talking about

 

by raytray
7-29-06
so zimp420 travelled to hicksville
hello mr. zeke
hello postman
so you havent gotten any mail in the past two weeks?
that's right
where's your mailbox?
right this way

 

by raytray
7-29-06
mon dieu! the mailbox has been destroyed!
and so i think there's a letter bomber on the loose
never fear though, to quote john kerry "i will hunt them down and i will kill them"
eep

 

by raytray
7-30-06
elsewhere...
damn letter bombing is fun
what..the..fuck
i should do it more often
damn i didn't think i got that fucked up last night
hey kid got a light?
yeah

 

by raytray
7-30-06
a quick internet search will somehow find the perpetrator, because it's a handy plot device
what's this? dinosaur spotted in smoke shop?
hahaha fuck the letter bomber, i'm going to go get some smokes

 

by raytray
7-30-06
AT THE SMOKE SHOP
two packs of marlboros
that's free for the postman
awesome. by the way have you seen a dinosaur
he left just before you, i think that's him just outside
hahaha kickass i'm going to get his autograph
dinosaurs don't have thumbs, man

 

by raytray
7-30-06
outside...
oh shit
hey dinosaur!!
so you've found me, eh postman?! well, you will not be able to stop my letter bombing campaign!
wtf
also can i have one of those marlboros
fuck no!

 

THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME FEATURES STRIPCREATOR IT WAS WORTH SENDING YOU MONEY
by raytray, 7-31-06

 

by raytray
7-31-06
bring it on postman, my armor is too thick to be damaged by that wimpy little gun
going to need to transform
LETTERS! PACKAGES! STAMPS! HEART!
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED! I AM..CAPTAIN POSTMAN!!!
what the fuck.
i'd feel a lot more comfortable in the skies above tokyo :/

 

by raytray
7-31-06
you underestimate me, postman -- AIRSTRIKE!
shit
you idiot! your airstrike is hitting the city! we're in the suburbs! ahahahahaha
shut the fuck up! i've got pointy horns, bitch
you can't gore me, i'm wearing patriotic clothes

 

by raytray
8-03-06

 

by raytray
8-13-06
i have you at my mercy, postman
without your post office, you are defenceless!
yeah, um, that's completely not true.

 

by raytray
8-13-06
ZIMP420 THE POSTMAN LEADS THE REBUILDING EFFORT
hurry up and rebuild that post office!
CAPTAIN AWESOME WILL REBUILD YOUR POST OFFICE, SIR!
i don't know what you're smoking but hurry up

 

THE POSTMAN ZIMP STORYLINE IS OVER FOREVER
by raytray, 6-23-07

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