zimp's prison break by raytray7-28-06 TIME FOR YOUR HOSING DOWN ZIMP420 (WHO IS IN PRISON) why do i have to be hosed down and why am i in prison i just want to deliver the mail ;_; SHUT UP AND BE HOSED DOWN ZIMP i'm going postal on your ass OW JESUS FUCK I AM NOW HOSING YOU DOWN WITH MY BLOOD AS I FALL TO THE FLOOR RIDDLED WITH BULLET WOUNDS
hammertime begins by raytray7-28-06 time to blow this joint BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM thanks for busting me out dude, i'm mc hammer
the lonesome death of mc hammer by raytray7-28-06 mc hammer you say damn right son it's hammertime i should shoot you oh shit splat
bring it baldy by raytray7-29-06 who dares stand against zimp420?! the postal service is dead, zimp420 - it should stay dead! lies i will make sure you and all postmen rot in the ground for eternity! i should shoot you bring it baldy
transform by raytray7-29-06 i'll give you what's for ZIMP420 TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!!! what ph33r this is bullshit
it's actually neotokyo not tokyo by raytray7-29-06 here in the skies above tokyo we do battle you are one fucked up postman do my bidding minions what mamma mia isn't the princess in another castle
mario has fire powers by raytray7-29-06 i will fuckin' jump on your fuckin' head, mothafucka oh i'm so goddamned scared what's your job again, shit pipe fixer? you know, the guy who fixes the pipes? the pipes shit go through? how do you like this, bitch ow
zimp is a lazy postman by raytray7-29-06 owned fuck,that shit is painful zimp i have done your bidding mario great job, now deliver the mail for me ok awesome
zimp hates email by raytray7-29-06 now, in the comfort of the post office, i shall return to my human form what's this? an electronic mail? ding my mortal enemy
the plot thickens by raytray7-29-06 i'm cletus i'm zeke we havent been getting the mail zeke that so cletus i'm going to the post office to ask the postman ok
zimp learns of the troubles by raytray7-29-06 hey is this the post office yeah i am cletus of the hicksville farm ok we havent been getting our mail what the fuck kind of fucking shit are you talking about
zimp investigates by raytray7-29-06 so zimp420 travelled to hicksville hello mr. zeke hello postman so you havent gotten any mail in the past two weeks? that's right where's your mailbox? right this way
john kerry wants BLOOD by raytray7-29-06 mon dieu! the mailbox has been destroyed! and so i think there's a letter bomber on the loose never fear though, to quote john kerry "i will hunt them down and i will kill them" eep
introducing the chain smoking dinosaur by raytray7-30-06 elsewhere... damn letter bombing is fun what..the..fuck i should do it more often damn i didn't think i got that fucked up last night hey kid got a light? yeah
the hunt is on by raytray7-30-06 a quick internet search will somehow find the perpetrator, because it's a handy plot device what's this? dinosaur spotted in smoke shop? hahaha fuck the letter bomber, i'm going to go get some smokes
it was horrible choosing what brand of cigarettes to buy by raytray7-30-06 AT THE SMOKE SHOP two packs of marlboros that's free for the postman awesome. by the way have you seen a dinosaur he left just before you, i think that's him just outside hahaha kickass i'm going to get his autograph dinosaurs don't have thumbs, man
it's on. by raytray7-30-06 outside... oh shit hey dinosaur!! so you've found me, eh postman?! well, you will not be able to stop my letter bombing campaign! wtf also can i have one of those marlboros fuck no!
unrelated interlude THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME FEATURES STRIPCREATOR IT WAS WORTH SENDING YOU MONEY by raytray, 7-31-06
heart wtf by raytray7-31-06 bring it on postman, my armor is too thick to be damaged by that wimpy little gun going to need to transform LETTERS! PACKAGES! STAMPS! HEART! BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED! I AM..CAPTAIN POSTMAN!!! what the fuck. i'd feel a lot more comfortable in the skies above tokyo :/
boom =D by raytray7-31-06 you underestimate me, postman -- AIRSTRIKE! shit you idiot! your airstrike is hitting the city! we're in the suburbs! ahahahahaha shut the fuck up! i've got pointy horns, bitch you can't gore me, i'm wearing patriotic clothes
exeunt chain-smoking dinosaur by raytray8-13-06 i have you at my mercy, postman without your post office, you are defenceless! yeah, um, that's completely not true.
rebuilding by raytray8-13-06 ZIMP420 THE POSTMAN LEADS THE REBUILDING EFFORT hurry up and rebuild that post office! CAPTAIN AWESOME WILL REBUILD YOUR POST OFFICE, SIR! i don't know what you're smoking but hurry up