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by redrobotc64
3-13-02
Howdy Satan. Fancy meetin' you here! Can you tell me where I am?
Hell. You must have been pretty drunk last night.
Drunk? I may have had a few, but...
Oh, not a few. You got wasted and then signed up with the Republican party.
But... Freinds don't let friends vote Republican...

 

by redrobotc64
3-13-02
CRAPFACE finds himself in a bit of a predicament.
So you want out of Hell, eh?
It would be nice, don't you think.
Eeh. Once you get used to the eternal punishment it's not so bad.
Wait a second. How did I get here? If I signed up with the Republican party, but never actually died–
CRAPFACE learns the truth behind Republicans.
Not so fast! The Republican party is made up of people who are quite dead. Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, etc. They're all dead.
Is that why they can make such heartless decisions and never crack...?

 

by redrobotc64
3-13-02
In an effort to keep people entertained, I have flipped the positions of the two characters. Expect more of this.
So anyway. How do I get out of here?
Ask Nader.
Isn't he Green?
5 minutes. GO,
Background change! Sea Lab 2021 refrence.
Shut up–
No.

 

by redrobotc64
3-19-02
CRAPFACE is delivered to the Republican HQ, where he was just prior to his death.
Who is this digusting cretin?!
Howdy Strom! I'm looking for the Green HQ! Fancy directing me thar?
Here's the frame mirroring that you will come to expect after the next frame's naration.
How dare this bug try to interfere with our incideous Republican plot! I'll force him away incideously!
Strom's crazy zombie powers not only transported CRAPFACE to the Green Party HQ, but it also changed his character model and name! (Don't expect more of this, expect more frame mirroring, though!)
Welcome to the Green HQ! I am Ralph Nader! (Buy Crashing the Party!)
Howdy! I'm The-New-Model-For-He-Who-Was-Formerly-Known-As-CRAPFACE. You can call me Tnmfhwwfkac. Or just Heinrich.

 

by redrobotc64
3-23-02
Heinrich is almost scott-free with Satan.
I'ma join the Green Party.
He's got very little to say.
Alright. Why?
I'ma join the Green Party.
Well, time for a major plot change. Expect that in the future.
Ok.
I'ma join the Green Party.

 

by redrobotc64
3-23-02
The epic BEGINS!
Hey there.
Help me push this boulder.
(In the voice of the narrator from Soul Calibur)The character models maybe be different, but the character remains the same! (Heinrich actually have a reason for pointing at the ground now.)
Alright, maybe later. I can't move from this position of the frame.
Then I'll claim you in the name of the South!
STAB!
I thought the Civil War was over. It ended in the 1860's.
STAB!

 

by redrobotc64
3-23-02
Guest Comic from Mikey S! Absurdist Fashion! Commence!
I'm John Romero
I wish to mock you.
i wish i had a girlfriend.
i fucked your moms last night.
?
^_^

 

by redrobotc64
3-28-02
Gabe and Squirrel? Will they do it again?
i love the world so much. especially when its artificial. on mars.
i hate that squirrel.....soo cold...
Intermission
DEATH TO HU-MAN!
those death bugs....why did they escape from Disneyland. WHY?!?!?
When wil it end??
AAHHHH!!!!!!
You know, when you think about it, living as slaves to bugs aint that bad. I hear they're in the same family as the twinkies! I love them twinkies...*sigh*

 

by redrobotc64
4-03-02
A conversation Mike and I had earlier.
i just ordered Red Sun and Star Lancer from EB
do you have risk?
No narration for this frame.
you should also get poopface goes to saturn
i searched everywhere. all they return to me is poopface goes to venus, but that sounds stupid
If you are wondering whether or not I'm speaking about you, ask yourself: Do I draw husky fox men with massive wing-wongs?
ok. does it have pirate nudity?
I tried to put chuchurocket in my comp once and all it had shown in the cd was pirate porn

 

by redrobotc64
4-03-02
Whoa... COLONY WARS III!
I AM JABBA THE HUT!
FUCK OFf, STINKY SLUG BEING!
I AM JABBA THE HUT!
FUCK OFf, STINKY SLUG BEING!
I AM JABBA THE HUT!
FUCK OFf, STINKY SLUG BE- ah fuck it.

 

by redrobotc64
4-27-02
He's a superhero now. He has Self-Defense and SELF-DESTRUCT
I am a super hero! My super power is emitting very high frequency sound waves, they make your head explode.
Ya know, you gotta pick the phone up and call someone before you start talking to them.
The words, "Whoa now" + Sample from Movin' on Up = FANTASTIC!
You are my ARCH NEMISIS! AHHHHHHHHHG! Not YOUR POWERS!
I can bend light waves and make things look like what they are not. I also have a neat decoder ring that KILLS YOU!
It seems like our hero's ARCH NEMISIS can't talk.
I wonder if I am closer to the camera, or if I am just a fat midget.
I'ma go with the latter.

 

by redrobotc64
4-29-02
Nature favors asymmetry.
MAn, yo ass is on fire.
what are you, the police?

 

by redrobotc64
10-06-02
BACK! OCTOBER!
God, I've got some news.
What is it?
STAB!
Mario Paint has a music maker... They're playing with it.
I'll have to deal with this.
This is what it sounds like!
MEOW MEOW MEOW!
E-OUH! QUEEK! MAUGHK BOWNK!

 

by redrobotc64
10-06-02
Well here we are, in our own independent state...
Yes, what should we name it?
How about Magnetville? Without magnetic fields we wouldn't exist!
Well, you wouldn't exist without food or water either, or your parents
Well, if you think so highly of parents, why don't we name it Retard-Land, after yours!?!
This coffee tastes like lime!

 

by redrobotc64
10-29-02
sometimes i think that all my art is just really derivative, you know? i mean yeah shakespeare said that there's only seven original ideas, and that's true, but was that statement original either?
let's try something new , then.
LE STAB!

 

by redrobotc64
10-29-02
Halloween Time. Fun dodododo.
Like my costume? I'm a victim of SKULL FUCK
Damnit. I really thought I'd be the only one this year.
I don't know why I keep going.
I'm a tree. Don't fuck with trees, bitch.
Nice tits.
Thank god i'm out of space.
Please stop throwing turkey meat on me.
Not much else I can do, is there, now? Take it, bitch.

 

by redrobotc64
10-29-02
SATIN meets with his minions...
OK GOAT, here's how its gonna be. you go to the surface and bring me an electric eel.
BAAAA
HE IS HUGE!
ENUK CHUK!
BAAAA
He could.
I could pierce you with my wang.
BAAAA

 

by redrobotc64
10-29-02
PUN!
Do I look high?

 

by redrobotc64
11-02-02
I'm sick. I feel like some noodles.
NOODLES! 50 CANS, 2 BUCKS! NOODLES! NOW! GO!
Gimme yo noodles!
Why the fuck you thinkin I got noodles for? Get away, bitch.
I'd like to buy some noodles.
Fuck you! I got none dem fiddy can a noodle!

 

by redrobotc64
11-02-02
I'm sick, hence the illness comcis,
The stars made you sick. Damn the stars.
How would stars give me the flu?
bitch.
Influenza, idiot. It's Latin or Greek or–
Liar. It's Russian, and it means "elephants"
Oh. Elephants... I thought you meant vampires.
Don't let 'em bite me.

 

by redrobotc64
11-02-02
hey man, let's go order some pizza or chicken or something
we can't, because cows are the natural enemies of chickens
i thought that was goats
no, maybe it was vampires
COULD IT BE?!
no because then it would have to be elephants, and that wouldn't be right
maybe it was dryads?

 

by redrobotc64
11-02-02
put it for four more minutes
oh ok, i don't want the hot dogs to burn
you're an oven!

 

by redrobotc64
11-02-02
whats the adress for that download?
try dicks.com
what the fuck? i dont want LOVE HARDCORE BOYS MUSCLE JOCK COCKS in my email 10 times a day!

 

by redrobotc64
12-20-02
little metal poopies
These important algorithms seem important. I should leave then alone.
Friend, I gotta drop a dues. duce. doose.
little taxic poopies
Seriously, folks. Don't you think that superheros have radioactive dues? doose? duce?
I must ask my good super-interdimensional-space-crime-fighter friend Topato if he does the radioactive butt butt dance.
little fogey poopies
Could you help me cross the street to the public toilet, young man?
Sure, if ya give me some fucking money for it, bitch. Gotta drop a dues? doose? duce?

 

by redrobotc64
1-02-03
So, I got an iPod for xmas, and I got down to thinking. Where am I gonna get 10 gigs of mp3s?
You could try dicks.com
oh yeah sweet jesus dicks.com
Ugh. Not the dicks.com again.
try dicks.com
I'm truly very sorry for this one.
Where can I find the closest stolen work from ChoppingBlock?
Umm... You might want to try, uh, dicks.com

 

by redrobotc64
1-04-03
Moltar Know It
Hello. I'm an AP Biology teacher and I need a rubber vagina.
Ok.
Zorak Know It
I figured this was the best place to get one.
Yeah. Let me get you one, they're in the basement.
And the vagina, of course.
I got that rubber vagina. It's Tuesday, remember.
Alright. I get to keep the MuMu right?

 

by redrobotc64
1-04-03
billygoat junction
billygoat junction
billygoat junction

 

by redrobotc64
1-04-03
cool dr. money
cool dr. money

 

by redrobotc64
1-04-03
the d-pad?
Snowman gets threatend
she formatted my harddrive during sex or some gay shit.

 

by redrobotc64
1-10-03
It's so cold I want some watermelon!
Nice n' easy, mashed potatoes.
You think it's over yet?
Yes. Finally

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