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I really wanna whack it right now..
hey little boy, wanna meet me for some pie after school?
The smelly beatnik snaps a finger and..
trying..not..to look at him..beatniks..turn me on..
hey look what I can do
once again another crazy hippie beatnik leads a helpless victim down the downward spiral path of homosexuality and smelling bad
look I'm a crazy hippie cowboy!
holy shit I'm cumming!!

 

this is what you mom looks like
we called an ambulance cause she's so ugly
god I love hairy snatch. i'm also a mother.
this is me with your mom's severed arm.
since when was I black? ohh shitt, I forgot, I'm from compton niggaaaaa...

 

not too long ago..
I'm the white man and I'm gonna take your money and eat your first born!
no, please don't! Mr. Sherrod, save us!!
super blackie saves the day!
i hate whitey
oh no, evil nee-gros!
and for the obligatory happy ending..
surf with me, brother! i'm a dog so I cannot talk, I can think, yet not speak. surf damn you!
i hate my life, and i have misplaced my pants.......... [this is colin in 20 years.]

 

this happened to me when I was 7
i hate bologna
Say, might I interest you in a subway sandwich and a wee bit of anal penetration little boy?
except I looked a little more like this. i swear on your mom's grave. theres two so pick one
i hate bologna... i'm asian too
please save me I am a starving deprived abugandhi indian boy that needs a bath.
i'm sorry i had to fill out the third strip.
gosh damn it Jesus, look what you did again
i told them not to pull my finger

 

hey whats the best song in the world
billie jean by michael jackson
.racial equality for all.
damn straight, nigger
hey don't call me nigger, nigger
scumfucker's a cool word
surfs up nigger
the creator can't say nigger cause though he is partially black hes not black enough. but he can say spic. spic.

 

this is pierre. he thinks hes cool. hes not. hes a gay little french faggot. this is him after i jabbed a sharp object into his narrow bald head.
i swear im not french and my name is andy uihlein not pierre
this is me drowning a little poser punk whom i met at a protag show.
good charlotte is punk raaawk
this is the kid that lives around the corner from me. he skateboards all day and always gets in our way when we're trying to drive down the road.
i'm 14 years old but i still sell lemonade on the corner at an old age cause i'm just a dumb nigger. oh yeah call me coolio

 

this is the damn abugandi indian guy that tried to kill me brent and simon when we were in his gangs neighborhood jokingly flashing gang symbols.
i not an indian i from da islands
i hate animals.
tweet tweet
i dont know what kind of noise donkeys make
another damn poser punk. covering his eyes cause i got my straight edge chainsaw ready to impale his sorry ass
nofx is hard kore

 

the poser punk laughing at me after i dropped the chainsaw on my foot. i killed him later i swear
mxpx is not only catchy punk music but also provides a swell christian message
i hate computer nerds. ironically that kid kinda looks like me..
i got the power up and won the game!
this is gootner. he tried telling everyone he played guitar in my band. he doesnt. he also has satellite dishes for ears, he hates when i pull at em
i'm the new guitar player in zerotone.. my ears hold magic powers gaaaahh

 

this is matt murphy. he dyes his hair a lot and i bet he dyes his tiny little pubic hairs too cause hes fruity like that. i hate him he's the biggest poser faggot in the world.
mushroomhead rules
fucking asshole posers. they try so hard to be outcasted and individual yet they form their own little cliques of "gother than thou" bunches. put an m-80 in all of their mailboxes.
i BouGht mY PoPuLaRiTY aT HoT ToPiC
this is tyler. he goes to the school of the arts and is a pseudo hippy. he carries around an acoustic all day to seem cool playing the same classic rock songs over and over.
i try to be funny but im not original i just watch the tom green show every night and take notes. also i complain a lot about not getting any but its cause im fat and look like a toad

 

god damn mexicans,
ole!
africans,
werd
and asians.
all i want for christmas is a wet and dirty Bukkake

 

this is pierre again showing his french side
i swear my names andy uihlein!
i fucking hate hicks. racial jokes are quaint and all but racism is fucking wrong. "we must confront our problems and act" - oi polloi
i hate people with big penises cause i'm jealous
i'm john holmes

 

i hate britney spears and all the other pseudo-"beautiful" pop stars. the only hot person out there is jessika. period.
hit me baby one more time
this is me on a rampage
fucking posers..
I also hate people that are better looking than me. which also happens to be everyone
har har har

 

this is duc duy. he smells like poopy. that rhymes.. hes gotta fucking learn that nirvana fucking sucks and grunge is fucking dead. dumb pothead. hey another rhyme
i wanna fuck kurt cobain
i hate sluts.
hey boys want me to ride the train on all of your cocks?
tom green is NOT FUCKING FUNNY
my bum is on your mom

 

i hate nofx that kind of shitty music is not real punk or real music. even though they did do a cover of last caress by misfits. their version sucked anyways
punk in drublic!
JEFF TATE SUCKS!
one taahme on my vacation on a jetski i killed off the yakuza and saved the egyptian prime minister and because of that i own the city of cairo and four bass guitars
at school of the arts there was this kid zach who hated me cause i listened to horrorpunk and tlaked a lot of shit about me behind my back.after confronting him he claimed none of this was true and
trembled so much that he fell out of his seat. i then made fun of him cause he likes the strokes and he's also ugly and has a mop top hairstyle and listens to the bouncing souls

 

this is me in twenty years. a drunk loser with no pants. .....................no future............
i hate my life
keith fucking chatterton is the biggest loser in the world his daddy buys him loads of music equipment and drugs for him to fit in and have friends cause his dad has no friends and rapes little boys.
xanax is awethome
santa's the biggest pedophile i know. trust me i know first hand
little boy what do you want for christmas? ooh a meat sandwich between your legs?

 

i hate midgets bearing gifts
however i do loooove zombies and ninjas.
i HATE smoking. everything counts, cigarettes weed babies anything. i like breathing fresh air. and potheads suck too. no one cares about how much weed you smoke.

 

i hate security guards that i'm not friends with. tryin to kick me off of public property for doing nothing.. fuck city hall!
god damn teen-agers.
fuck organized religion. fucking hypocrites, i hate anything non-sxe that restricts you in any way. name one war not started by religion. if there is a god, i'd like to say he hates you.
unzip my fly tommy.
I HATE PIRATES! any good ninja knows that pirates are the mortal enemies. them and their cum-filled bottles of plank walking.. grr..
yo ho ho and a bottle of cum

 

I hate death metal kids. they're so..dumb..it seems like they're dumb on purpose. then again, I was a death metal kid a few years back. but I was dumb. really. i was.
say have you heard the new Carcass album? how about Deicide or other non-mainstream-yet-commercial band?
get back into the cotton fields aunt jenima.
swing low, sweet chariot
this last one goes out to all you niggas i forgot. I hate you. wait, i take that back. I hate all of you kiddies
surfs up mothafucka
werd

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