All comics by rfossella

 

by rfossella
3-29-02
R-I-N-G! - R-I-N-G! - R-I-N-G!
Oh no... Nobody ever calls me except for mom. If I answer it she'll just start badgering me about why I'm still single...
R-I-N-G! - R-I-N-G! - R-I-N-G!-R-I.....
Phew! That was close!
Why do they give you their phone numbers if they're just going to ignore your calls???

 

by rfossella
3-29-02
I've started the plans for my new country. It's called Joeland.
Are you the president or the king of Joeland?
King of Joeland. That's me. There is but one rule.
Okay, king. What's your rule?
"If you don't like it, you can go kill yourself."
So, I'm guessing you won't have much of a problem with illegal immigrants, then.

 

by rfossella
3-29-02
Hey, Joe... Do you think it's totally crazy to leave my job, family, friends and every posession I own to move to another country and marry someone I met over the Internet?
Hell yes! That's whacked!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to do it anyway.
I thought so.

 

by rfossella
3-30-02
Hey! Marty! Excellent time at that club the other night!
The Kangaroo Klub?
Yeah, dude! I hooked up with that chick I was dancing with. And I got another girl's phone number.
?
There were girls there?

 

by rfossella
3-30-02
I see you've been reading Kafka again.

 

by rfossella
3-30-02
Somewhere in Fredericksberg, MD...
Hi. My name is Billy. I'm a DEA Agent and I live in a special government apartment in Washington, DC. I'm single and have no children. Want to chat?
I love the Internet. I can be whoever I want and meet gullible women.
Somewhere in Manchester, NH...
Duh... I want to believe...

 

by rfossella
3-30-02
Karaoke night at SJ Barrington's...
Half bree-eed! That's all I ever heard! Half bree-eed...
Half bree-eed! That's all I ever heard! Half bree-eed...
Good lord. These people are dancing.

 

by rfossella
4-05-02
Hey, Joe?
Yeah, Ray...
Something's been really bugging me...
What's that?
Well, what do you suppose the best thing was BEFORE sliced bread?

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