All comics by rosebug

 
by rosebug, 11-12-09

 

by rosebug
11-15-09
PLEASE!!! PULL IT OUT!!!!
Will Santa put me on the nice list if I do?
I don't know! Come on it hurts!
I don't know.
Well you shot me with the nail gun....
Good point! C-YA!

 

by rosebug
11-15-09
I need more coffee! Coffee for Christmas!
HO! HO! I see that.
Yes coffee for Christmas! Coffee! Coffee!
Perhaps decaff?
YEAH! YEAH! Coffee!
I'll see if the Elves can make a paper shredder.

 

by rosebug
11-15-09
I smell feet!
Promisses, promisses, Mr. Obama!
Gees Biden, look at you.
He's got room to talk.
That witch really tricked you. Ha! Ha! What a treat.
And you are really in some jams now. Toe jams! You don't want to know what she did with this carrot.

 

by rosebug
11-24-09
Change in the president
Hey Barack, whats with the stash and gotee?
Change in religion
I have grown into my religion in my adult life. So I grew this for it.
Huh! What is it now?
Change in religion because of politics
Plus it will help in my health care reform.
You gonna grow some horns too? After you told my momma to take a bigger pill?

 

by rosebug
12-01-09
Our country was founded by people who wanted to practice christianity in their own way.
You want me to take "IN GOD WE TRUST" off all of this money?
Yep! That's right so get to it!
Our founding fathers based our Constitution and Declaration of Independence on Judeo Christian principles.
And I won't get paid until it's all done?
That's right! Not until the new money is out.
In 1957 "IN GOD WE TRUST" was put on our currency out of respect for these people who wanted their own religion of their God and who fought for it.
You better get all them atheists to do it. I'll be damned if I go without a paycheck! I didn't vote for this, did you?
No I didn't. Hiring all the atheists is a good idea. We won't have to pay them. They will all starve to death first before it's all done.

 

by rosebug
12-01-09
WE NEED TO GO!
It's about time you sent me and my men into these hills of Afghanistan. Hoo Rahh!
I thought I would have done it when when Hell froze over but I froze over.
WE ARE GOING!
Clinton wouldn't let me get Bin Ladin, Bush tried to let me, but you will let me. What gives?
It would be cold hearted to let that murderer get away.
LET'S GET HIM!
Well Mr. President your looking mighty cold hearted now.
Yeah that's all the other Hell froze over things I need to fix too!

 

by rosebug
12-01-09
Help Santa
Hi Santa! Do you think I can get a new hat or scarf for Christmas?
After the government bailout of my workshop and getting trampled on at the department store, I just can't this year.
Don't kill or be killed shopping
But Santa! I was extra good this year!
Yes Frosty I know but I almost died at that store and my Elves are indefinetly layed off.
The N.A.F.T.A. act hurt our country.
People have forgotten what Christmas is all about. Friends, family, love.
That's right Frosty. And don't worry, there are some toy manufacturers and store franchises that won't be getting a visit from me either.

 

by rosebug
12-09-09
Christmas Tree or Holiday Tree
Holiday Tree!
Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! How I love .....
Who is our Government to say what to call it?
It is now called a Holiday Tree
That doesn't make sense Santa. How am I supposed to sing carols?
It's been a Christmas Tree before they were born. What do we tell our kids about the history of the tree?
You'll have to leave that up to Congress my Elfin friend. They will make some new words for you to sing.
I think I'll make my own... The presidents nuts roasting on an open fire, Christians punching him in the nose...

 

by rosebug
12-13-09
It's A Christmas Tree!
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how I love......
Your not allowed to sing that any more Santa!
It Always Has Been!
Not allowed to sing what? Oh Christmas Tree?
That's right. It's not a Christmas tree any more, it's a Holiday Tree.
Don't Let Government Dictate To You What It Is!
After I myself and billions of others have sang this song for hundreds of years?
It's a part of the clause when your workshop was bailed out by the government and the N.A.F.T.A. Act sent it to China

 

by rosebug
1-20-10
When a person thinks of Germany, they think of Nazis and Hitler.
See this picture Mary? Not all Germans were bad during WWII.
They look like very nice people.
There were a lot of good people in Germany during the war and still are living there.
These people hid a family of Jewish people from the Nazis.
That was really brave and nice of them.
To this day, Germany continues to educate the world.
Yes it was Mary and there were other families that did the same and even helped Jews escape the country.
Wow! Mr. Brown I like the German Museum. I learn a lot of good stuff.

 

by rosebug
4-19-10
BOO!
HEE! HEE!
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT LITTLE GIRL?
Are you the ghost that does the Ghost Dance my Grandpa was telling me about?
NOOO LITTLE GIRRRLLLL!
Oh! You must be one of the cowardly white men who ran when you thought the dance was putting a curse on you. HEE! HEE!

 

by rosebug
4-26-10
Mr. Edward Barter, how are you doing these days?
I know you can't talk.
All them slaves you traded being African yourself. Great work, now you are an eternal flame burning in Hell. Great job!

 

by rosebug
4-26-10
Hi Jolene! I heard you are a decendent of Sacagawea, is it true?
Yes Alvin, it's true. I heard your a decendant of York.
Yup! He was my great, great, great, great ,great,great uncle.
That's cool! Our family members were on the Lewis and Clark expidition together.
He had a body like Hercules but must of been ugly as a mud fence.
Yeah, they never made a coin after him did they?

 

by rosebug
4-26-10
That's a nice looking kitty!
Bin Ladin! It's you!
Yeah I had to take me a vacation here in Tahiti.
Your not afraid of getting caught?
Staying with Bill and Hillary I'm not gettin caught.
Ah! Ha! Now I know why Bill let you go!

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
STOP! OR I WILL SHOOT!
Why do you want to shoot me?
You must get back on the land that was set aside for you.
What land? I'm just a little girl and this is 2010.
Oh man! I must get back in the time machine. It's not the right date. Wait it's not right to shoot children.
No it's not. You better get to Wounded Knee and change things.

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
My Grandpa's back is in really bad shape.
I'm sorry to hear that Billy.
Your his age, why isn't your back bad like his?
We grew up in a era of segregation.
And that has to do with your back not being bad?
That's right! They wouldn't let us African Americans even work as furniture movers. That's why my back is straight as a board.

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
Did you know Shelby that in 1622 when the Indians massacred the whites in Virginia they left the blacks alone?
WOW! I didn't know that.
Yup, it is told through my family that the Indians and blacks mixed together so much it was if they were the same people.
That's really neat to know.
Yeah the whites treated indians and blacks badly.
I'm glad my family didn't come to America that early. I couldn't live with myself.

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
Yes class, during the civil war a black man named Henry Berry Lowry contolled a county in North Carolina with a small army.
His army was made up of blacks and indians and black and indian mixed. They killed all whites who did not leave.
We never heard of this before!
No you probably haven't. The true historians don't want you to know that after a ten year control of the county, they were defeated by the KKK.
KKK, rotten bastards!

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
I wish I grew up in the begining of the train era.
Why is that?
I would've been like J.P. Morgan, John D. Rockefeller.
You just want the money they had.
That's right!
If you were that would mean you would be partially responsible now for me not being able to do my job. All these roads blocked because all of these trains.

 

by rosebug
4-27-10
I'm sick of this depression. You crooked politicians.
We aren't crooked! We are doing what is best for you.
Sure you are, no jobs to get work. My house is being foreclosed on, my car repoed.
I guess you need a better education to get a job.
That's a crock! During The Great Depression they had Hoover flags. I guess I have Obama Flags.
Isn't that when they walked around with their pockets inside out?

 

by rosebug
5-02-10
Mr. President, you better put some clothes on!
Why? Does this bother you?
No! It's if it will bother the wife if she walks in here.
She won't walk in, she's out shopping. Besides I was hoping to spend some quality time with you.
Quality time with me? Uh un sucka! The presidents may have messed with the help back in the day but I ain't having no ugly ass kids with you!
Awe come on, I put these boxers on just for you!

 

by rosebug
5-02-10
Do you think if I filled my briefcase with some of this money, the bank will miss it?
Hell no! There is so much it probably wasn't counted.
You mind if I do that?
No go ahead! It's just bailout money.
You won't arrest me? Why are you guarding the money then?
I'm doing the same thing when nobody is looking. Besides when this is gone the Government will give them more. No questions asked.

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