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by rossi_zeropunk
7-15-03
Kid wants bread
Bread Please....
Dude im a fucking cow.
COW shuts His aSS DowN!!1!1
Cmon please.
Talk to the hand biatch.
gotee man diesssssss
I am currently going to kill you now.
Check out my maaaaad gotee butplug.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-16-03
I know Kung Fu.
Youre not Keanu
I know Kung Fu.
Shut up moron.
I kow Kung Fu.
I know Kung Fu!

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-16-03
Stop copying me.
Stop copying me.
STOP COPYING ME!
STOP COPYING ME!
YOUR DONE!

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-16-03
YO YO THIS HERE GENERIC RAPPER AND THIS IZ MA NEW VIDEO FOR THE BLAZIN HOT TRIZACK, "YO WHAT WHAT BITCHES RAP SHIT NIGGA"
YO WHAT WHAT BITCHES RAP SHIT NIGGA, YO BITCHES GET NAKED WHAAAT NIGGGAAAAA
ANOTHER TALENTLESS ILLETERATE FUCK MAKES MILLIONS
I DONE GON AND SOLD 10 MILLION RECORDS WITH THAT CUNNING LYRISCISM NIGGGA BITCH ASS SHIT YO YO WHAAAAAT

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-16-03
Must hold back....
Hands to my self... Hands to my self...
Ah shit.
Thats the third time this week.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-17-03
I got the money you got the pot?
Yeah just come closer.
SHIT
Im actually a cop shithead.
dont smoke
fuck you asshole im in jail

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-17-03
This is how they dance back in France.
French haha like french kiss or french fries hahaha.
Hello Mister
hahah me chinese me japanese chong dong hong hahahha
Hello, could you tell me the time.
hahah look at the dumb towel head you must be a terrorist all muslims are and i can tell youre a muslim cause you look dumb hhahahaa say hi to osama in afganstonia or iraqistan or wherever your from

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-17-03
Hey honey, wanna work for some money?
Ewwww no way i have so much more class than that.
Hey Im a really boring rich guy whos never met you, wanna go bang in my Benz?
I think im truly in love with you.
NIIIIIIICE.
Ooooh i just forgot i really need to buy tons of stuff with someone elses money, can you help me out?

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-17-03
Whoa look at that girl she is really beautiful, where do you think she's from?
I donno, alaska.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-19-03
My hair is like a backwards mullet.
I really couldnt care less.
No but really check it out, buisiness in back, fun in the front.
Sometimes i want to kill myself....wait no i mean you.
(singing) Meeeeeee and my mullet. Yeah i turned it arounddddddddd. Its like taking a smiiiiiiiile, and making a frowwwwwwwn.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-19-03
First day on the job.
Well i guess them rotor turbines will generate gravitons by themselves, i can leave early.
Im sorry i just thought that...
WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-20-03
Hey two of my friends you havent met yet are gonna come to the baseball game with us.
Nice, are they hot?
Theyre both guys.
....ummmm that doesnt answer my question
What a fag.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
My eyes are yellow!
FEAR MY YELLOW EYES!
Yellow eyes arent very scary I guess.
BET YOU DIDNT EXPECT THIS CLOWN!

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
Im thinking of a number between one and a million, try and guess it.
Are you kidding theres probably a one in a billion chance i would get that right.
You are the biggest moron ever.
Why?
It's more like one in two billion.
Yeah you're right.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
I wonder what i would look like with pigtails.
I wonder what i would look like without pig tails.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
3 days later...
I wish we had computers to go along with these keyboards.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
What hold the button.com does to people.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
Does rossi_zeropunk think the strips he makes with us are funny?
I donno, but don't say anything, he's sensitive.
Hey c'mon i had to put something in the last frame.
My ass is fallin asleep.
Don't you mean its falling ASSleep?

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-26-03
Freed from their computer poses that conor finds funny, blue and evil go forth unto an unkown adventure.
Onward.
Yes, onward.
Hello policeman, behold my four fingered hand.
My father was murdered by a four fingered man.
Seen it.
Damn. Very well, good luck on your annoying, boring, unfunny adventure.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
7-27-03
Living in a trash can isn't all it's cracked up to be.
On Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch makes his trashcan look like a paradise, i quit my job sold my house and moved into this trashcan and you know what, i think Oscar the Grouch is full of shit.
Don't you love comics with no punch lines, plots or any mildly funny lines? No neither do I.
That man has a nail in his head! I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
9-02-03
WOW!!!! I've never seen a rooster!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!! I'ver never seen an elephant!!!!
Oh hi mom.

 

by rossi_zeropunk
11-17-03
Play some bball?
Do i look like a basketball player
im dead
im asian
rap is for cool kids only
i should be shot for making this comic

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