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by rubix
7-29-03
At a bar somewhere John just picked up three wishes at 3wishes R us...
Do you think my haid is getting to long?
I wonder if those 3 wishes I got earlier will work!....... I Wish..
What are you thinking John?
Nutz

 

by rubix
7-29-03
John finds himself stoned
And then this guy came on to me at the farm
I know what you mean, I always get people trying to kill me and stick stuffing up my ass
Im talking to a chicken
I can still hear you
Im off
fine

 

by rubix
7-29-03
Later that day....
Oh look it's the stoned guy
So you can speak
Hi I'm Colin
Really!
Yep and I really would like to be your friend
I think I just heard my mother calling

 

by rubix
7-29-03
A little further down the road!
Morning Brian. Sorry I don't have any food on me today
So hungry
I think Im going mad. I just been speaking to a Chicken called Colin
mmm Chicken
He keeps telling me that people want to eat him
lead the way

 

by rubix
7-29-03
Meanwhile....
How to cook a chicken
Enter Colin
Hi there, What a big sharp tool you hold
mahdsahdjcn
You know you can't eat me............You don't have a mouth
True

 

by rubix
7-30-03
Somewhere in a quiet park area....
It's quiet toooo quiet!
Red Rum
Stop it
Red Rum, Red Rum
This is embarrassing

 

by rubix
9-10-03
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Jez Obi, where the fuck are we?
I can sense the force is strong here, I suspect we are near the trade federation
Damn, do you want me to whip out my sabre
The force is strong with you Mase but I don't believe we are in any immediate danger. I'll be back
Hell yeah, im a bad motherfucker, shamo

 

by rubix
9-10-03
Somewhere in Tatooine
Hell yeah, im so hot, im roasting
Hey man, I never knew you from the Star Wars movie
What's a guy like you doing in Tatooine? Did your mama make you that red sweeter? Call that a hair style punk?
Who are you calling punk, taste my sabre Bitch...............Hell Yeah, im a bad motherfucker
waecoowvcaowhvh oiwvhowehavio

 

by rubix
9-10-03
Mase looks after Anakin. Both fly out to the Robot factory under the Trade Federation
Hey Anakin, Obi Wan's left me in charge so no talking to strangers. Im gonna check things out.
Ok Mase
Enter Darth Sidious
Hey man, want to join the sith?
um.............sure
Release your anger you hatred

 

by rubix
9-10-03
Later......
My work is done
Hooooooooowkaaa
Shit man what did you do
hawka Mase hawka prepare hawka to face hawka your death
You want a throat sweet or something you sound pretty fucked up
..........................................

 

by rubix
9-10-03
Obi finds himself being interrogated by a Stormdopper
You don't need to see his identification.
We don't need to see his identification.
These aren't the droids you're looking for
These aren't the droids we're looking for
Wax on, wax off
Im not saying that

 

by rubix
9-12-03
City in the clouds
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
He told me enough man! He told me you killed him dude
No. I am your father
No way dude! That's not true! That's impossible! You look like kit from Knight Rider gone wrong.
Search your feelings you know it to be true
Noooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo Man!

 

by rubix
9-12-03
Emperor Palpatine and Luke meet somewhere in space
I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here
Your overconfidence is your weakness dude
Your faith in your friends is yours, you will turn to the dark side hippie
Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a hippie, like my father before me
So be it... hippie
Word dude.

 

by rubix
9-12-03
Luke and his father are reunited
Luke help me take this mask off
But you'll die dude!
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes
Luke?

 

by rubix
1-12-04
Somewhere in Middle Earth
If by me life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
...and you have my bow...
and my axe.
and my cow man
Fuck it, wrong movie
Moooo!

 

by rubix
1-12-04
Gimli and Aragorn fighting in the middle of Helm's Deep
Toss me.
What?
I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf.
My hands a bit sore but I'll see what I can do
Hey Gimli Have you seen..................Oh My

 

by rubix
1-15-04
At Minas Tirith
Because 10,000 orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.
No... He needs time and safe passage across the Fields of Gorgoroth. We can give him that.
How?
Draw out Sauron's armies.
*Later* Outside of Sauron's House
*snigger*
Get ready to run boyz

 

by rubix
1-16-04
Who's a pretty baby, You are, yes you are
For fuck sake woman, could you move me im getting a serious wedge sat here
Your so cute, yes you are
Right that's it, one super delux poo with extra spice coming up
Does baby need his nappy changed, does he? did baby do a poo poo?
I hope that when you take my nappy off you die of suffocation

 

by rubix
1-16-04
The Babysitter
He normally stays up until 7 then he needs to get his rest, I don't mind Mike coming over
Thanks, have a good evening
Later.......
You sure she's going to be back after nine?
Yes, she's at the cinema watching Childs Play 6, you ready?
Pick me up turn me around goddam you........my eyes, MY EYES
*moan*

 

by rubix
1-16-04
Later that same day...
Did he behave himself?
Yeah, we had a blast, but he won't sleep
Did you have a good time with carol
I have seen Dads video's before but he never let me see a live sex show
Time for sleepy weepy
I can't sleep now woman, you wouldn't believe the things I seen

 

by rubix
1-21-04
Stewie I got a fun filled day for you today
Don't lie, i am going to be wedged here while you sit on the sofa suffing your fat face watching Colin Firth in a film you can't understand
Your antie fanny is on her way round, and she's going to look after you while im out
You mean the fat bitch with the bad breath is actually related to me?
I'll just go call her
You Bitch

 

by rubix
1-21-04
Auntie Fanny arrives to look after Stewie
Hello Stewie
Your breath stinks Fanny, I shall call you "Fanny bad breath"
Now you stay there like a good boy while I go warm your milk
Fanny Stinks
Ok, Im off now Stewie
Your Fanny Stinks

 

by rubix
1-22-04
Later.........
Now that your mum has left us, lets play a little game
Please god no!
Where's the baby
Oh No
There he is
Cow

 

by rubix
1-22-04
Later that evening
Bye Fanny
See you soon
He Stewie
I'll remember this when I have to put you in a home dribbling and pissing your own pants, oh yes my day will come
I wonder what your thinking
Revenge! Revenge! REVENGE!

 

by rubix
1-23-04
Passive smoking is no good for Stewie
God theirs a lot of smoke in this room from fanny's cigarettes
Stewie are you ok?
Man Im getting dizzy
Hiiiiiiii everybody
Mother of holy crap

 

by rubix
3-10-04
A New Bird For Stewie
Stewie, I'll be right back I just need to call your auntie Fanny to thank her for the bird. Stay and watch the nice birdy
I wish she never bought that thing. I swear it knows what im thinking
"Raaaaaccccccck Auntie Fanny"
On the other hand the birds got some style
"Fanny wanna kiss" "fanny wanna kiss"
I bet that bird had some serious cock in its day

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