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by ruggala
2-07-04
Yes, everyone's talking about it
Ya know why the super bowl was near groundhogs day?
Yeah, Janet's boob popped out of her hole and didnt see the shadow!
It's everywhere
Senator John Jackson reveals his views at 9.
Governor Jack Johnson shows his political stance about 5 minutes afterward.
You cannot evade the boobery!
Uh, Janet, I'm gonna have to ask for my throwing star back.
It was a ninja malfunction, I swear!

 

by ruggala
2-07-04
Watch Russ, as he journeys through the nine circles of hell!
Micheal Jackson? I like the new hair color!
Since I raped little kids as we watched Peter Pan, I'm now raped by hideous demons that happen to resemble Tito and Jerome.
Typical. A lawyer.
I sent an innocent man to jail, so now I have to watch Ally McBeal for all eternity. My god she looks like a broom stick with nipples!
Carrot Top? Why are you here?
BECAUSE I'M CARROT TOP!

 

by ruggala
2-08-04
A comic about the person above you-
Uh, hey...
Whats your name son?
Infuckable man, I just can't get laid.
Well, thats understandable. So what happened here?
Well my comic was so bad, it caused this huge accident.
Don't worry pal, if you close your eyes, the electric chair kind of feels like a vibrator.

 

by ruggala
2-14-04
Meanwhile...in Heaven
Hey dad, let's play catch!
Shut up, I have no son! Besides, I have to think where this Russ fellow is going.
Dad! Straight to hell! He knee'd me in the groind in High School!
Well thats 'cause you're a pussy, son. So I'm gonna send him to Heaven.
Christ, Heaven's easier to get into than Paris Hilton, oh BA-ZING!
And you wonder why you're still in Purgartory.

 

by ruggala
2-14-04
Which celebrity are you?
You are: Carrot Top! People are annoyed by your mere presence and asshole personality!
Which Backstreet boy member are you?
You are: AJ! The queer alcoholic member of the band, who has absolutely no fashion sense!
Which Carebear are you?
You are: Funshine Bear! The nicest, best looking-HAHA Just kidding, Russ! No seriously, this is like your tenth time taking this test, you're just a deusche bad, face it!

 

by ruggala
2-18-04
Hey Kyle, no time, long see, how's it been man?
Well ya know all that junk e-mail ya get?
Yeah
Well I decided to buy into them. I now have a low mortgage payment, an enlarged penis, and I purchased a Russian wife
My little Boris! Come over here vit' your large-a-sausage! I have foot moles for you to file and my moustache isn't going to shave itseeeeelf!
Better get along, Boris
Oh god! Help me!

 

by ruggala
2-29-04
Oh, this new 7-up is so good, I have to tell a friend about it!
You're not my friend, Kyle and that'll never change. But what's so great about this new 7-up?
Well now the logo is upside down....that's it!
You're such a consumer whore...I mean I could get rich too, all I have to do is get some cheap gimmick to sell some crappy drink
New from Pohl Productions:
Hey Derek, I got dumped and I got fired and I have cancer.
Cancer? No problem! Take this! Yellow Piss gives you a girlfriend, a job, and a cure!

 

by ruggala
3-09-04
From the people who brought you Yellow Piss (TM), brings you...
Wow, this feels great against my itchy groind, how's it going for you Philbert?
The Crotch Pohl! (TM)
Just great Derek! With 3 easy payments of $99.99.99 and 99 pesos, it was worth satisfying my uncomfortable privates!
Try it with a friend!
uh....yeah...awesome!
Think about the money, think about the money

 

by ruggala
3-14-04
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE WAYNE BRADY SHOW!
Uh hi, I'm glad to be interviewed by you, Wayne, I mean I know you havent recieved the best ratings and all but-
Jewish, right?! I think I'm gonna sing a song about that: "Your people bitch about everything, Barbra Streisand still can't sing!"
Wow, that was really offenseive, Brady.
I dont care, I'm gonna be cancelled! "Nobody watches my show, so I'm really screwed-doo-ah-doo-ah!"
That didn't even rhyme, you cavorting has-been!
Now I'm gonna sing about the last song I just sang:"ABC fucked me over, Now I'm gonna uh...eat a clover?"

 

by ruggala
4-03-04
GAME START!
Ruggala: Time 2 PWN!
RCKSTR_Kyle87: Yea!!! Mercenaries own spies@!!ROFLMAO
In Game Message: xxTwisted_Psykoxx broke Ruggala's neck! SLaYerZz69 broke RCKSTR_Kyle87's neck! Team 2 spies win!
Ruggala: Ok, dis tim where spy net ninjas that's so bad@$$!1
RCKSTR_Kyle87: Gonna crak some lozer goth necks, muthafucka!
In Game Message: Ruggala and RCKSTR_Kyle87 cracked eachother's necks! Team 1 Mercenaries win by default!
xxTwisted_Psykoxx: OMG theez guys r so fukin EZ!
SLaYerZz69: Yeah, let's slaughtr tem a few moor timez, and then tell them where juSt artificial default playerz!!! ROFLMAO!!!@1

 

by ruggala
8-20-04
Oh man, so I hooked up with this girl, Sally.
Christ, even you?
Well everyone's doing it, why don't you hook up with some girl?
Uh...well I would, but I just have a fear of commitment...
Impotence?
exactly.

 

by ruggala
8-20-04
Torah
Well in the bible it says-
Shut the hell up with your bible, it's not like it's sacred or something.
Synagogue
Hey, you don't see me insulting the torah or nothin.
No, you're more of a "vandalize the synagogue" kind of guy.
Menorah
The menorah was right next to the gasoline, they were asking for it!
You brought in the gasoline yourself!

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