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by samgambo
6-16-03
Hey, Sam. She's Asian, not Indian.
So I was all like, "Stupid Indian bitch. Why are you in every comic?"
...
...
Help. Rabid Indian bitch. Attacking me. Ahh.
LET'S GROW CORN!
MATT R SAVING THE DAY. HURR!
You're cheap. Jews are cheap. Stop being a Jew.
Fine. I guess I'll join the National Socialists Party.

 

by samgambo
6-18-03
I <3 jooLiE wARchOL 4e!
Hi, Julie-face.
OH, HI THERE SAM I WAS JUST LOOKIN' FOR SOME PIZZA AT YOUR HOUSE I THINK YOU AND TIM ARE FUCKING UNDER A BLANKET YEAH I'M COOL WEEEE LOOK AT MY WINGS.
Field Fucking 4e.
Hi, Tim-head.
o hi sam i wuz just playin ur gitar all day n u wanted music but i kept playing mine hee hee when do we go 2 da field 2 have ta sex wif each uther
Back in my room ...
HIIIIII, LIKE, BEBE! You should like, call me. Because I signed offline and like, you didn't like, know. So like, call me. And like, pay like, money. Like, yeah. iLu. <333
You're crazy.

 

by samgambo
6-18-03
WE'RE IN OBLIVION. @$^&@$@IUA@^$!
So, the Mayans say that the world is gonna end.
... hmmm ...
RUN!
Ahh!
Ahh!
:(
I'm scurred of the world ending. :(
:: sad face. ::

 

by samgambo
6-23-03
CSI AGAWAM.
DON'T EAT ME, SAM. I'M MEAT! I AM A LIVING AMEENALLLLLLL ...
So then I was all like, "Oh God. He totally did not just fall on my Grandpa's glass ham."
Chicken pot pie.
Her breasts are triangular.
Stupid head. I'm trying to be a witness in this investimagation.
CHICKEN = KILLER SQUIRREL! AHH!
EAT ME. RAHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHH! MEAT! AHHHHhHhhHHH! (Sam equals running.)

 

by samgambo
6-26-03
Date of new Michelle Branch CD release.
:: RUNS TO DA STORE. :: OMFGGGG! MICHELLE BRANCH CD! YAY!
My name is stupid store clerk. Hello, hi.
Sam makes the tragic mistake.
I'S SO EXCITED!!!! :: BUY BUY BUY BUY. ::
:: TAKES $$$$$. ::
Hello, my name is Michelle Branch's new CD, and I SUCK BALLS.
What the fuck is this? Avril Lavigne meets LeAnn Rimes?
Hey, I liked it ...

 

by samgambo
8-08-03
LOL JOKE TIME!
HEY, ZAK, WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE FROM BALTIMORE?!
I don't know. What?
I DIDN'T SAY IT YET, YOU FUCK!
SORRY.

 

by samgambo
8-08-03
CHAPTA 2 YA HEARD
What?
I DIDN'T SAY IT YET! >:(
Oh.
BALTI-MORONS! LOL!
OMG! :D

 

by samgambo
8-14-03
HI I POST MY COMICS ON OTHER PEOPLES' SITES.
Who said there would never be a cowboy on the moon?
I think it was Nixon.

 

by samgambo
8-14-03
PARTY! ;D
:: MASHED POTATO. ::
Shake your groove thang.
WITH LIVE ENTERTAINMENT!
LA LA LA!
LOTS OF DRUGSSSSSS. :(
I SMOKE UP EVERY DAY.
Drugs are bad. :(

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