Eyebrow piercing by samir2-26-01 Hey dude, how's it going? It's cool. I'm going to get an eyebrow piercing. Cool!
The Devil and Jebus by samir2-26-01 Hey man. Hey. How's it going? Not bad. I am being crucified though. That sucks. Well, see ya. Bye.
Press enter by samir2-26-01 Press enter I wonder what would happen if I pressed something other than enter.
Dog on a ball by samir2-26-01 Wow! A dog balancing on a ball! I wonder how it does that... They've superglued my feet to the ball. Call the RSPCA!
Gabe and the Squirrel by samir2-27-01 No. You're not going to turn into some sort of pyscho killer squirrel, are you? You better not. I hate it when that happens.
The letter by samir2-27-01 Dear Sir... blah blah... This letter will self-destruct in 30 seconds Hmm, it was more like 25 seconds
The ballad of John and Yoko. And Jesus. by samir3-02-01 Christ, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be... The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me Shut up.