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by seanwhat
11-22-02
Bill Cosby gets lonely...
Hi, little girl. Can I touch your pee-hole?
No Mr. Cosby, please leave me alone!
Mr. Cosby, just what is going on over here?
Hey man, don't cramp my style. I'm tryin' to score...
Did you forget to take your pills again, Bill?
... I come from Africa.

 

by seanwhat
11-22-02
You look good enough to eat.
For the last time Cosby, I'm a cigarette. You're not supposed to eat me, you're supposed to smoke ...
He really does look good enough to eat...
... Me ....
Somebody get me a fork.
Stupid son-of-a-bitch...

 

by seanwhat
11-24-02
I... I just can't deal with this right now, Bill. I'll be back in a... little while.
Dammit, Matt. You're going to have sex with that cat again...
Well it's not like you have a better idea... making sweet love to ol' Felix here is the... the only thing that keeps me sane!
Man, you've really got some issues. I think you need to go see a shrink.
Who are you to talk, Bill?... You've been arrested SIX times this month for asking the neighbour hood girls if they'll spank you with a tire iron.
For the last time, it's a medical condition.

 

by seanwhat
1-28-03
Eheh, and welcome back to 'Kids say the most f*cked up things.'
Uh... Mr. Cosby, sir.. isn't the show called 'Kids say the DARNDEST Things?'
Well yeah, but hell, when's the last time you heard a black man use the word 'darndest?' We're all like f*ck this mother f*ckin' whack shit. Shit dawg, you need a f*ckin' history lesson.
Hell yeah. Mr. Cosby, you tha' shit dawg.
Hey, watch your mouth y'little bastard.

 

by seanwhat
4-20-09
Once upon a time, roughly 2009 years ago...
Hey man... what uh, whatcha doin' up there?
Huh? Oh, the uh Romans. Yeah, they nailed me to this cross.
Oh yeah? Shitty, bro... Should I like, help you down or somethin'?
No! No, it must end this way. I must pay for all your sins. You see I am the son of the Virgin Mary. My father, your God, sent me to down to earth from the heavens above, so that I may-
Holy Christ, Sorry I asked!

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