God's vengeance is terrible, but hilarious. by sector00112-08-02 Dis is da Eminem sho! All who listen will spend eternity in the darkness off hell Where you will be constantly violated by large, well-endowed black men Finally! My happy hole is tired of thin asian penis! Heh, that's what they get for not worshipping my white ass! Booyah!
Take that Catholocism by sector00112-08-02 Wait! Here it comes! Me chinese Me play joke HAHAHAHAHA! Me stick semen-encoated dildo In the pope I laughed *giggle*
Don't talk, we don't like that. by sector00112-08-02 The beginning Can I touch your belly button... Men: 1 Women: 0 From within your anal cavity? About face I'll take that as a maybe...
So much fuss over a mucus lined muscular tunnel by sector00112-08-02 This is my life Dont you hate it when you go out with a hot girl and start fucking her... Midway: Utter boredom sets in and once you get started, she just lays there like a cold fish? Reality: They still lie there Maybe I shouldn't have killed her and THEN fucked her The order doesn't matter.
They just don't listen by sector00112-08-02 The nature of comics Whenever I start a comic, the final product ends up completely different Explain it to me, I'm dumb cuz I'm a woman and can't understand anything. The nature of man I start off with a witty, sardonic social commentary, and end up degrading women and minorities That sounds so mean! You are awful! I'm not kidding Shut your hole slut and take this horse cock! I see what you mean.
Hey America, gay men suck cock better than women by sector00112-09-02 But I wouldn't really know We will now subject earth to the gay-o-ray cocksucking will become rampant Or would I? just have to pull the dong-o-lever wait till i get my mouth off of it *slurp* Yes, yes I would damn, we're too late. someone else already gayified earth looks like they hit america first. *yummy*
Luc's potential was never realized by sector00112-09-02 Trial and Error So baby, what's your story? Get away from me perv! I'm trying to grieve here! Go blow yourself Oh, I've tried...and failed Maybe I need a new approach... Return of the Jedi You WILL be my cock slave I will be your cock slave
If it's ever released by sector00112-10-02 I wonder, is there more to life than internet porn and Master of Orion III? Nope
"Avril" is anal slut in French by sector00112-10-02 Impromtu jam session He was a skater boi I said see you later boi He wasn't good enough for her Later boi That's all I know
Quentin Tarantino does cartoons now? by sector00112-10-02 It was Him I cleansed the world of you sinful heathens You need to get laid Usama? Maybe... Booda booda Oh my GOD the world is over What do you think caused it?
Yet another reason why I hate women by sector00112-10-02 Noone in particular Did you know that there are some *unnamed* women comic writers who complain they "can't get any"? She must be ass ugly Nuff Said Blimey
Unfortunately, a true story by sector00112-10-02 ...and then he said, "Grease me up woman!" and the lunch lady said "okie dokie!" HAHAHAHAHA Where are the hookers? 'Round back! (no laughter) Hi, I'm Matt Jones
Don't fuck with the master by sector00112-11-02 Hey, Shadore...why are you such a fuck? All you do is complain about webcomics women, and life...are you on your period? You will see the ring Think before you criticize Heh
I'm back! by sector00112-20-02 So, you're back to writing eh? Yea, I guess so Well, personally I hate your cartoons. Like I fucking care, bitch
Master-what? by sector00112-20-02 Dear Lord, what can I do? I try so hard to find a companion with minimal success Gee, why didn't I think of that? I give you the gift of sloppy, lubricated masterbation
Worst comic ever? by sector00112-26-02 Hey kid, move it! Blow me, fat slut What are you looking at testicle boy? Your mom's stretch marks I OWN this field bitch!
Mo bitches mo problems by sector00112-26-02 Why do women always DEMAND that you cum at a specific instant? I know, we can't get away with that It's like, damn woman! I can only go for about 3 minutes anyway, I'll spurt in your mouth momentarily Word And don't even get me on the whole "spit or swallow" debate Pfft. I just shoot on Mrs. Claus' face, that way there's no debate
The story of my life by sector00112-27-02 I got this cool new cell phone for Christmas I hate those fucking things Yay, new phone tones! Ya, it has "mobile internet" that is slower than my dial-up and less reliable Ha Ya feelin' me? The most depressing thing is that I have no friends to call, so this X-mas gift is a kick really just in the cooter Maybe you should shave your cunt to make some friends...fuckin women
Devil 1 : Jesus 0 by sector00112-28-02 You know what I'll do Jesus? What, bitch? Don't make me come down there, shorty. I'm going to bring hell to Earth by make women completely intolerable. Ha, like that will work. Touche
My balls hurt by sector00112-28-02 It can't be blue balls How come setting up LAN action is always so hard with pirated software? I just jerked off I mean, I have all the settings correct and it still won't work Note: Repetition does not cure pain in testicles You would think we could make computers simpler than we made women Word nigga
I want hard, noisy fucking. by sector0011-06-03 Sometimes, all I want is someone to hold me... ...and tell me that everything is going to be alright. Shit When did you start driving the fag mobile?
The dirt road less travelled by sector0011-06-03 Would you please take advantage of me in my weakened emotional state and finger blast my asshole untill i scream? What are you, like 12? I wonder if her brown eye is sideways too... I'll do it
That bitch is never on time by sector0011-15-03 ...so I said to her, "See you in Hell bitch!" Nice one *looks at watch*
The pioneer of rap by sector0011-15-03 Ice, Ice baby Ice, Ice baby Move aside, Dru Hill Word to your mother
Homoeroticism.com is my homepage by sector0011-15-03 Here's a list of the things Shadore says I can't talk about: Real names, actual events, masterbation, lubricant, buggering, The Simpsons, anything to do with jism... But he doesn't even have the God dammed courtesy to give me a reach around What a fag
Me no likey da asian observation by sector0011-15-03 I hate how everyone puts their friends on their stripcreator recommened authors ...despite their obvoius lack of comic talent. Is this one of those comics that's REALLY about you
Scorpio, you're totally mad! by sector0011-16-03 hey, remember when you said we should get our friends to make webcomics too? *picks ass* yes well, after reading SOME comics, i've determined that it isn't a good idea why's that? cuz now i get treated to sean connery impressions even when iceman77 isn't around i'll get the shovel
In need of a desperate anatomy lesson by sector0011-19-03 I'm beginning to think Iceman77 doens't know where the G-Spot is Why's that? Cuz he always has his tongue in my ass And I'm not a woman