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by sector001
12-08-02
Dis is da Eminem sho!
All who listen will spend eternity in the darkness off hell
Where you will be constantly violated by large, well-endowed black men
Finally! My happy hole is tired of thin asian penis!
Heh, that's what they get for not worshipping my white ass! Booyah!

 

by sector001
12-08-02
Wait! Here it comes!
Me chinese
Me play joke
HAHAHAHAHA!
Me stick semen-encoated dildo
In the pope
I laughed
*giggle*

 

by sector001
12-08-02
The beginning
Can I touch your belly button...
Men: 1 Women: 0
From within your anal cavity?
About face
I'll take that as a maybe...

 

by sector001
12-08-02
This is my life
Dont you hate it when you go out with a hot girl and start fucking her...
Midway: Utter boredom sets in
and once you get started, she just lays there like a cold fish?
Reality: They still lie there
Maybe I shouldn't have killed her and THEN fucked her
The order doesn't matter.

 

by sector001
12-08-02
The nature of comics
Whenever I start a comic, the final product ends up completely different
Explain it to me, I'm dumb cuz I'm a woman and can't understand anything.
The nature of man
I start off with a witty, sardonic social commentary, and end up degrading women and minorities
That sounds so mean! You are awful!
I'm not kidding
Shut your hole slut and take this horse cock!
I see what you mean.

 

by sector001
12-09-02
But I wouldn't really know
We will now subject earth to the gay-o-ray
cocksucking will become rampant
Or would I?
just have to pull the dong-o-lever
wait till i get my mouth off of it *slurp*
Yes, yes I would
damn, we're too late. someone else already gayified earth
looks like they hit america first. *yummy*

 

by sector001
12-09-02
Trial and Error
So baby, what's your story?
Get away from me perv! I'm trying to grieve here! Go blow yourself
Oh, I've tried...and failed
Maybe I need a new approach...
Return of the Jedi
You WILL be my cock slave
I will be your cock slave

 

by sector001
12-10-02
I wonder, is there more to life than internet porn and Master of Orion III?
Nope

 

by sector001
12-10-02
Impromtu jam session
He was a skater boi
I said see you later boi
He wasn't good enough for her
Later boi
That's all I know

 

by sector001
12-10-02
It was Him
I cleansed the world of you sinful heathens
You need to get laid
Usama?
Maybe...
Booda booda
Oh my GOD the world is over
What do you think caused it?

 

by sector001
12-10-02
Noone in particular
Did you know that there are some *unnamed* women comic writers who complain they "can't get any"?
She must be ass ugly
Nuff Said
Blimey

 

by sector001
12-10-02
...and then he said, "Grease me up woman!" and the lunch lady said "okie dokie!" HAHAHAHAHA
Where are the hookers? 'Round back! (no laughter)
Hi, I'm Matt Jones

 

by sector001
12-11-02
Hey, Shadore...why are you such a fuck?
All you do is complain about webcomics women, and life...are you on your period?
You will see the ring
Think before you criticize
Heh

 

by sector001
12-20-02
So, you're back to writing eh?
Yea, I guess so
Well, personally I hate your cartoons.
Like I fucking care, bitch

 

by sector001
12-20-02
I'm a goat
Please don't fuck me

 

by sector001
12-20-02
Dear Lord, what can I do?
I try so hard to find a companion with minimal success
Gee, why didn't I think of that?
I give you the gift of sloppy, lubricated masterbation

 

by sector001
12-26-02
Hey kid, move it!
Blow me, fat slut
What are you looking at testicle boy?
Your mom's stretch marks
I OWN this field bitch!

 

by sector001
12-26-02
Why do women always DEMAND that you cum at a specific instant?
I know, we can't get away with that
It's like, damn woman! I can only go for about 3 minutes anyway, I'll spurt in your mouth momentarily
Word
And don't even get me on the whole "spit or swallow" debate
Pfft. I just shoot on Mrs. Claus' face, that way there's no debate

 

by sector001
12-27-02
I got this cool new cell phone for Christmas
I hate those fucking things
Yay, new phone tones!
Ya, it has "mobile internet" that is slower than my dial-up and less reliable
Ha
Ya feelin' me?
The most depressing thing is that I have no friends to call, so this X-mas gift is a kick really just in the cooter
Maybe you should shave your cunt to make some friends...fuckin women

 

by sector001
12-28-02
You know what I'll do Jesus?
What, bitch? Don't make me come down there, shorty.
I'm going to bring hell to Earth by make women completely intolerable.
Ha, like that will work.
Touche

 

by sector001
12-28-02
It can't be blue balls
How come setting up LAN action is always so hard with pirated software?
I just jerked off
I mean, I have all the settings correct and it still won't work
Note: Repetition does not cure pain in testicles
You would think we could make computers simpler than we made women
Word nigga

 

by sector001
1-06-03
Sometimes, all I want is someone to hold me...
...and tell me that everything is going to be alright.
Shit
When did you start driving the fag mobile?

 

by sector001
1-06-03
Would you please take advantage of me in my weakened emotional state
and finger blast my asshole untill i scream?
What are you, like 12?
I wonder if her brown eye is sideways too...
I'll do it

 

by sector001
1-15-03
...so I said to her, "See you in Hell bitch!"
Nice one
*looks at watch*

 

by sector001
1-15-03
Ice, Ice baby
Ice, Ice baby
Move aside, Dru Hill
Word to your mother

 

by sector001
1-15-03
Here's a list of the things Shadore says I can't talk about:
Real names, actual events, masterbation, lubricant, buggering, The Simpsons, anything to do with jism...
But he doesn't even have the God dammed courtesy to give me a reach around
What a fag

 

by sector001
1-15-03
I hate how everyone puts their friends on their stripcreator recommened authors
...despite their obvoius lack of comic talent.
Is this one of those comics that's REALLY about you

 

by sector001
1-16-03
hey, remember when you said we should get our friends to make webcomics too?
*picks ass* yes
well, after reading SOME comics, i've determined that it isn't a good idea
why's that?
cuz now i get treated to sean connery impressions even when iceman77 isn't around
i'll get the shovel

 

by sector001
1-19-03
I'm beginning to think Iceman77 doens't know where the G-Spot is
Why's that?
Cuz he always has his tongue in my ass
And I'm not a woman

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