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by senseipug
7-24-17
Fuck niggers
He's right
I know what you're thinking.
What am I thinking then?
Coach is godly.
Bananas are the queens of toilet paper 🤠
Bananas are the queens of toilet paper 🤠

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
An experiment to see why office workers hate muslims. Amazing answers are found all around the place.
Why do you hate muslims?
Cuz they are responsible for hundreds of terrorist attacks
Well, this guy is pretty ugly if you ask.
Why do you hate muslims?
They're ugly and insult me. But they're also gay.
Outstanding answer. The only part that's wrong with it is muslims aren't amazing. This concludes our experiment, thank you for tuning in.
Why do you hate muslims?
I don't hate muslims, in fact I believe they're amazing. Although there's a few who have tainted the religion known as extremists which make me believe we should kill all muslims with nukes. Right?

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Can I succ ur did one last time before u die in my arms of candy? Pls
That's wrong but will feel good... also he wants to give the succ, then he can.
I would die for this
Give me the succ
*succing noises*
*geting the succ noises*

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Can I succ ur did one last time before u die in my arms of candy? Pls
That's wrong but will feel good... also he wants to give the succ, then he can.
I would die for this
Give me the succ
*succing noises*
*geting the succ noises*

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Can I succ ur did one last time before u die in my arms of candy? Pls
That's wrong but will feel good... also he wants to give the succ, then he can.
I would die for this
Give me the succ
*succing noises*
*geting the succ noises*

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Christmas Eve is a time of romance
I find this extremely romantic and sexual
That's gay and all but I agree strongly, what do we do to end it?
we don't have to end it
Should we have saxophone
Nigga that's gay
I'll be packing my bags for the salty splatoon

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Black lives matter
Niggers are property
I think you're on to something tbh
Well I do work for the government of 1792.

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Wherever the fuck Jesus was
I will go to heaven
Lmao whatever you say
Hell
I'm sorry Jesus but you called my macaroni and cheese hairy
I used to own a slave
Heaven
The Grim Reaper is a nice man.
Lmao I'm your father bet you weren't expecting that

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
What the fuck are you doing here
I'm checking out a book you dumbass
Snakes don't have arms or legs
It's funny how you can't read yet you're checking out a book
My snake is probably smarter than every other existing creature yet he cannot do much as a snake
''Twas a Dr. Seuss book
In that case what book are you getting? ... Is that a Dr. Seuss book?
I don't know I can't read.

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
I heard u say this town ain't big enough for the two of us
I wasn't talking to you tho 🤠
Well if ain't big enough for u and someone else then it ain't big enough for you and ME
Wait how'd you hear that you have feet instead of ears🤠
This town ain't big enough for the two of us 🤠

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Why are we here today Mr. uhhh buttfartmcweedsmoker?
I legit believe Andrew is stealing our transport mules
We are office workers
But Andrew has mules and we don't! What else could that mean?
If you want transport mules buy them! But when you're fired for that don't you dare eat my ass like cake.
I plan on getting fired if I have the chance to eat your ass. What does a jackass taste like though? This meeting is over btw.

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Ass
Ass
Agreed
Indeed
Yes please
With cheese

 

by senseipug
7-24-17
Your house is pretty lit
Why are you here mate
Wanted to see things from your house
This is just a painting tho
I know
As god why am I fat and not the buffest man off and on the planet

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