All comics by serendipity2OO3

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by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I'm going to slip out of this into something more comfortable...
Score!!!
...What do you think?
$h!t

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I'm a talking chicken on a fricken stool! What more do you want?

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
wooooo
uhm yeah still not scary
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

I'd like to take a moment and speak to you about something i call "fart" Its not art its Fing ugly art, The random crap that people stick on the wall and go bam! art ... uhm yeah ...not so much
by serendipity2OO3, 9-09-07

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
Sir, Our policy is no shirt no shoes no service...
Your point?
yea, I'm going to have to get my manager

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I love being an art major!
6 Months after graduation ...
Welcome to Quick-Burger, may I take your order?

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I dont get it, Its become this big mystery, "why did the chicken cross the road? " I just did damn it! Ok?... There was a road, I was walking it was in my way ... So I crossed it. Happy now?

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I joined that pleasedateme.com, I have a date tonight, I cant believe it, First one in a pretty long time!
Well good luck with that Jack.
thanks man. see you monday.
to be continued...
Shit

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I Take it your date didnt go very well...?
not so much... but ill give it another try
try #2
I'm big into erotic foods... you know sardines & whipped cream...
I guess the third times the charm...
Try #3 ......................... to be continued
So i guess I should tell you that I wasnt completely honest in my profile
Shit

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
So this past weekend I went to the Anime Expo...
shit
Hi, my name's Tiffany...
Shit
to be continued...
LOOOVE ME!
I give up...

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
I feel like such a loser for being on pleasedateme.com, but what can it hurt?
...and im getting my tounge surgically forked next week...
uhm
to be continued ...
I'm into role playing ... can I follow your trail?
shit

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
Every guy on Pleasedateme.com can't be a loser...
I really am only 34 like my profile says.
I'm a scottish hawaiian stock clerk at an appliance store and I collect action figures
hey there toots. the names snake... but you can call me yours.
To be continued...
LOOOOVE ME please!!!
thats enough...

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-09-07
This is my last date and then i give up...
I dont even know why im going ... how much worse can it get?
oh I love baseball too! Ok on the count of three say your favorite team 1...2...3...
mets!
red socks!
shit
shit

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-10-07
dear Ned, We are writing to inform you that your identity has been stolden. Fruadulent charges have been charged to your account and although we idenifited them we regret to inform you that your...
social security number finger prints, adress, birth certificate, grocery list, tv v chip access code, Blockbuster member ship, Ritas water ice free card where you buy 9 and get the 10 free ...
have all been irreverseably stolen Basicly there is nothign we can do about it We just thought wed let you know your life if over Call if you have any questions but do we know its you Cherio your bank

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-13-07
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!!!
You had me at knock knock!

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-13-07
Monday...
Thanks for coming to jump the battery dear i think The thing thats starts the engine is going bad?
Tuesday through Thursday...
Dear, I think the gas pump thingy is broken...would you be a sweetie...
larry ...
Friday...
larry maybe we just need to get a new car larry, i mean really it wont start again thats the 5th time this week ...
Damn it woman, for the 6th time, Turn Off the damn lights!!!

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-16-07
So jim whatd you do this weekend?
Nothing.

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-16-07
Bobby, I think I Love You
I have to pee

 

What I'd rather be doing than be at the DMV
by serendipity2OO3, 9-20-07

 

What you feel like when youre 5 cents short for a cup of coffee on a monday morning...
by serendipity2OO3, 9-20-07

 

by serendipity2OO3
9-24-07
I wish to be gorgeous
TADA!

 

by serendipity2OO3
10-23-07
Over heard in the Teachers lounge..
These freshman are crazier then ever, I need to go out this weekend
we should, be like them, see what its like, maybe go to a club
oh yes, we can go do that cage dancing
do they still do that?
maybe it was just in the 70's

 

by serendipity2OO3
11-01-07
Babe, coming to gettysburg for a weekend get away is so sweet and romantic it just turn me on! You know just maybe tonight, I'll let you do that thing youve wanted ...
Saweeet. First lets hit up a museum or two, then bed and breakfast suite here we come. ow ow..
Uhm... you're not in the mood any more are you?

 

by serendipity2OO3
11-05-07
as my lesson to you, from now on any time you tell a lie your nose will get longer
mmk .. uhm I"M A REAL BOY!
well thats strange, your nose is the same, try it again
Im a real boy, I"M a REAL BOY!
oh well I guess i didnt specify the nose
I"M a BIG BOY!!!!!!!

 

by serendipity2OO3
11-18-07
My Fellow Americans. *Pause for poorly timed squinty smile* I'm here with Santa Claus to bring you this important message. After the recent tragedy of the California wild fires
And with the hoilidays so near, lets take time to remember those victims who lost their multi million dollar homes. *PAuse for second nervous squinty smile* ...

 

What Santa gets for Christmas...
Hoe Hoe Hoe
by serendipity2OO3, 11-18-07

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-03-07
Welcome to starsucks, may I take your order?
Yeah, uh give me a tall,no make that a Grande, double coco machiato, house blend, half cafe, sugar free, low fat soy creamer, with an extra shot of espresso...
now make sure its soy I'm lactose intolerant, and sugar free sweetner and a full extra shot of espresso, last time there was, im positive only a half extra, and make sure the lid is tight
Coffee with a lot of crap for the asshole coming right up

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-03-07
Welcome to starsucks, may I take your order?
Yeah, uh give me a tall,no make that a Grande, double coco machiato, house blend, half cafe, sugar free, low fat soy creamer, with an extra shot of espresso...
now make sure its soy Im lactose intolerant and sugar free sweetner im watching my figure and a full extra shot of espresso last time there was only half and be sure the lids tight because it never is
one coffee with a lot of crap for the bitch coming right up

 

yo... go stick it in a juice box and suck it sideways.
Dude, that was lame.
by serendipity2OO3, 12-04-07

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-14-07
Tony, I really love you.
I'm sorry, babe, did you say something?

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-14-07
Hun, I know its last min. but my boss and his wife invited me out for dinner and I really need you to go.
I'm sorry babe, did you say something?

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-18-07
ill never let go jake, ill never let go
bitch get off that board and let me float for a while
chivalry is so dead

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-20-07
my first boyfriend broke my heart into pieces...
the next guy stomped it to dust with steel toed work boots
the next guy i fall for better have stock in super glue and duct tape

 

by serendipity2OO3
12-31-07
the optimist...
Wooohooo, It's a NEW YEAR!
the pesimist...
wooho. It's another new year.

 

by serendipity2OO3
2-12-08
I'd like a Martini
You got it cutie
mm and make mine extra dirty

 

How much for a blowjob?
$3.75
by serendipity2OO3, 2-12-08

 

by serendipity2OO3
2-20-08
a-ha! Caught yer red handed.
Uh riight, i didnt even do anything yet,
a-ha! Caught yer red handed.
Damn.

 

And then what happened?
...and then i woke up.
by serendipity2OO3, 2-21-08

 

Now I know its around here somewhere...
by serendipity2OO3, 2-22-08

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