| I like | Injokester | 11-16-16 |
| Can be pretty funny | seanator | 06-18-08 |
| Why are you so funny? | ivytheplant | 09-09-07 |
| prison knife! <3 | xxausrottenxx | 09-02-07 |
| There you go. | DrMorton | 07-06-07 |
| sucking my rocket (not optional) | RedfeatheR | 10-03-06 |
| I enjoy his random appearances. | Humpenstein | 09-25-06 |
| You're pretty cute | Zimri | 08-31-06 |
| m'eh | Cre8tive13 | 06-15-06 |
| Whoop dat trick! | LuckyGuess | 03-06-06 |
| shank-a-delic | umfumdisi | 10-22-05 |
| sexy teef. | boorite | 10-22-05 |
| aw I rate him like I would rate Ali G. Aaiight. | jes_lawson | 10-19-05 |
| Shank is like rape, but only up to 2nd-base. | alcoac14 | 10-18-05 |
| gnahaven | HotRodDeathToll | 10-18-05 |
| i laughed, i cried, i ate poop | finn34 | 10-18-05 |
| Word to ya Mothra | mmyers | 10-18-05 |
| Whitest black man I know | HCRoyall | 10-18-05 |
| Why don't people like this guy? | Hari_Nezumi | 09-20-05 |
| Don't let the man bring you down, BLACK POWA! | flipynif1 | 09-08-05 |
| There's some funny stuff in there. | Trippingbillee | 08-23-05 |
| Even whiter than I am, & I had a child with my mom | areallystupidguy | 07-31-05 |
| shanky shank! | mandingo | 07-25-05 |
| go white boy go white boy go | niteowl | 07-23-05 |
| I'm glad you like my jizz. It's cherry flavored! | UnknownEric | 07-07-05 |
| Ice is back with a brand new invention... | KajunFirefly | 07-06-05 |
| slapstick comedy along the lines of dumb & dumber | attitudechicka | 07-05-05 |
| Milky, almost. | ftc | 06-22-05 |
| Frumunda (GOOD) | matclarke | 06-13-05 |
| Still the whitest man I have ever met online. | NooniePuuBunny | 06-06-05 |
| Makes 50 Cent proud. | Rabid_Weasle | 05-09-05 |
| Can I get a WHUT WHUT? | Externalization | 04-29-05 |
| Macktastic! Play on playa. | crabby | 04-28-05 |
| Doesn't suck all the time. Just almost all. | Scyess | 04-27-05 |
| shank'd | cpausti | 04-26-05 |
| He's from SK. 'Nuff said. | little_kitty | 04-25-05 |
| Hey, shank is cool... | Inflatable_Man | 04-17-05 |
| I liked you better when....wait, no I didn't. | pslock | 04-14-05 |
| I LOVE YOU | BigFrank105 | 02-23-05 |
| witness the whiteness | possums | 02-11-05 |
| Its a nice day for a white wedding. | JESUSSANDWICH | 02-11-05 |
| don't quote me boy I ain't said shit.. | PhreakyChinchilla | 02-11-05 |
| I like cheese. | boinky33 | 07-20-04 |
| All his shootins be drive-bys | andydougan | 07-18-04 |
| Turns horses into his own personal cows. | biped | 07-10-04 |
| I liked you better when your mom was paying me to | MikeyG | 06-07-04 |
| I liked you better when you were in Warrant. | DragonXero | 06-06-04 |