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by shank
1-25-03
This one time at cowboyboy camp...
hey big boy
?
;D
why, hello!1
The End.
take off your pants
k

 

by shank
1-26-03
Boy im glad i donated to stripcreator.com!
why?
becacause if i didnt, i'd have to leave this shitty comic intact, but i dont want to delete it because of the precious timestamp.
haha you got me there!
i was morphing!

 

by shank
1-27-03
im ugly
me too
i have a big head
me too
i look like a boy
me too

 

by shank
1-27-03
hi, im a little girl
why hello there little girl
say, would you like a horsey-back ride? ;)
k
just bend over
yes sir

 

by shank
1-27-03
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
...
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse fucker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote................ I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...
LMFFAO!

 

by shank
1-27-03
??
where the fuck am i?

 

by shank
1-27-03
i am goth man
so, what's your point?
i will eat your children
i dont have any children
then i'll eat your shit!

 

by shank
1-27-03
hello, this is miss cleo!1
call meh now fer yor free readin'!
who's da fauthor uv da babeh?!?

 

by shank
1-27-03
did you just touch my ass?
hellllllz no

 

by shank
1-27-03
Nice pecker!
?

 

by shank
1-27-03
lol
LOL!
pm meh 4 mor info, k?!!

 

by shank
1-27-03
yes, under the tree you useless chin nutted bitch

 

by shank
1-27-03
haha, you have no balls

 

by shank
1-27-03
all this spinning is making me fucking dizzy...at least i can still float on water
im hungry
HELP! ANYONE!?!?

 

by shank
1-27-03
piss off
i said piss off!
off to hell you go you cock-mastering bastard

 

by shank
1-27-03
well, see you in hell my diaper-head-wearing friend
aiy aiy
what the fuck is taking so long?
aiy aiy yippa zippa pooey wooey

 

by shank
1-28-03
want to here a joke?
ok
what do you say when you're in the dark and your t.v. starts floating away?
i have no clue
drop it nigga ahaha
fuck you bitch

 

by shank
1-28-03
oh man, you're so hot, i just want to lick your clam!
i want to eat your taco!
i want to climb in your box!
you can munch on my hotdog while you're at it too!

 

K
by shank
1-29-03
hello, we are twins
hello, we are twins
im the smartes wone
im the hottest
im blaund, blew eyes
i like when people play with my box

 

by shank
1-29-03
so, you are going to a party?
yeah
hahah
?
probably a pop and chips party
more like pot and chick party, fag

 

by shank
1-29-03
man, my throat hurts
thats what you get from smoking all that cock you fag
fuck you bitch
haha, cock smoker
man, fuck you
spit or swallow? LMAO!!1

 

by shank
1-29-03
what did you do last night?
got fucking wasted
cool, what did you drink?
a couple of coolers
haha you fag, im going to cry, TO MUCH LAUGHY LAUGH AHAHAH. you should have drank nigger beer
fuck you bitch

 

by shank
1-29-03
hey fag, whats up?
nothing, fuck you bitch
man, where the fuck are you?
over here dumb ass
MAN< FUCK YOU< DONT MAKE ME GO GET TEH FLASH LIGHT!
aha, bitch

 

by shank
1-29-03
im so sad
depression sucks
What would you like to do? •Kill yourself •Stay depressed •Set some more buildings on fire
getting rid of you would be a good idea, fucking assistant

 

by shank
1-29-03
you fucking bitch, where are you??
aha, that fucker still cant find me

 

by shank
1-29-03
HELLO< I AM CAPTAIN PIMPLE PENIS
oh hi there, thats interesting
YAS
k
YAS< NOW COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
nah, thats alright, im fine right here

 

by shank
1-29-03
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZWWAAAPP
PIMPLE PENIS HAR TO RASCUE THE ENDAGERED
trippy shit

 

by shank
1-29-03
hi
yay
hello
hey
howdy
i dont get it

 

by shank
1-31-03
thats odd, he didnt have a big nose before

 

by shank
2-01-03
aiy aiy bitch, WTFie
aiy aiy pippy wippy bamawama
where the fuck are we?
ah! satan aiy aiy!1
welcome to hell, shit sandwich. Get in line, today is anal-pube plucking day
aiy aiy wakka wakka, shit

 

by shank
2-01-03
yes, shit is right, because thats what you'll be doing all day while your diaper-head friend plucks all the pubes from your ass
aiy, toilet paper to wipe ass?
fuck no, bitch. use the goddamn roll of ass wipe on your head
aiy, the females like it
you're so full of shit, your entire body is brown
aiyaiayaiayaiyua thats what you think

 

by shank
2-01-03
and you, my friend, will be plucking some anal pubes today, tomorrow, it will be vise-versa
ah shit, come on man, he has every disease known
really?
yes!
alright, i'll get you to peel off the scabs on his dick, pick the warts off his balls, then roll up the warts with the scab and eat it. scabbage rolls will be your meal today, LMAO

 

by shank
2-01-03
hey man, can i do a painting of you?
that sound like a hot idea
sweet, do a pose!
alright, hows this..?
Great man, you're hot stuff.
oh yeah, how about this one?

 

by shank
2-03-03
what is your pets name?
hmm, i know...sparky
haha, none of my girlfriends are very smart

 

by shank
2-03-03
like i said, you have a baby dick, now piss off
hey bitch, fuck you. i have a 9mm peter
you dumb shit
...?
do you want me to get the measuring tape out for you? go back to school
i was just uh, i wasnt even being serious. so you go back to school, y...you big poopy head

 

by shank
2-03-03
umm, excuse me
ye.....AHHH TEH DEVIL
uhh, i just wanted to know where that arm went

 

by shank
2-03-03
stay away bitch
oh come on...
i said stay away, or i'll unload this into your ass
thats what i've been waiting to hear, come on baby. give it to me!
i've got a better idea
oh, sexy

 

by shank
2-03-03
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SWEET

 

by shank
4-29-04
eh
what?
what kind of question is that?
what?
give me my fucking ball back you stupid dog
bet you never knew dogs wore underwear...

 

by shank
4-29-04
you are here.
oh yeah...
now you are here.
and now you are here.
what the hell are you doing? will you just take me home already.

 

by shank
4-29-04
hey, have i told you that you look familiar?

 

by shank
4-29-04
hedow...what i can do for you??
excuse me?
what i can do for you?
yeah sure, and a large fry

 

by shank
4-29-04
hey little guy
WTF FOOL< I SHOULD BUST A CAP IN YO ASS, FOOL
*squints*
SHIT SON< YOU BETTA CHECK YOSELF
check myself?
IM REPPIN WEST SIDE< CHECK YOSELF NOW NIGGA

 

by shank
4-29-04
awww how cute
man fuck you
ok but no kissing :p

 

by shank
5-04-04
......?
ok, thats a big fucking bug, im getting out of here

 

by shank
5-04-04
chigga chigga boom boom chigga chigga boom boom
ohhhhh chigga chigga WOW
where's my sock?
YO OVER HERE

 

by shank
5-04-04
...hmmm turn computer on, check
YOU HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION

 

by shank
5-04-04
yo sup
AKA WAKKA YEEEEEEEEEHAW
AHH LOOK FUN

 

by shank
5-04-04
yeah so earlier today i walked into a bar...
...LOL...
...it hurt

 

by shank
5-04-04
heeeey, hows it hanging?
same as usual
...
...
yeah me too.
why does he always have to bring that up?

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