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by shelford
6-29-11
HOW STUFF REALLY WORKS
WRITE A LETTER AND CONFESS TO THINGS NOBODY THINKS ARE WRONG ANYWAY.
Like to Santa?
...relying on what you told us, we are satisfied...
THE STATE ETHICS BOARD WILL WRITE BACK AND SAY IT'S OKAY.
Like Grandma?
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO AFTER THAT, JUST WAVE THAT LETTER.
Oh! Like a Get Out Of Jail Free card!

 

by shelford
6-29-11
How stuff really works
You got this building by lying?
No... I just kept quiet at the right time. That's different.
Like when mom thought Woolfie broke her lamp?
Silence is golden.
And Woolfie isn't subject to a recall election.

 

by shelford
6-29-11
How stuff really works
Your building looks fine to me.
And next month when I resign over my own building code violations your building will still look fine to me.
How will we ever replace you?

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