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by shweta
4-30-12
A typical day in Office
Why did you make it so complicated for Me and My client?
It all started with PTS, didn't it? :) Now we are PROS at it, arent we??
Yaaaaaa!!! but now I can't find my client in your CRPT????
Did you add him to PTS yet?
Now that makes sense..
Yes, in the morning itself...
Well..then you just need to wait for 24 hours for it be updated in CRPT records...

 

by shweta
4-30-12
If you dont send me a R6 while request Job number, you will not get a job number
huh!!! now where do I get that from?
Simple, just send the (i) Proposal report generated from CRPT & (ii) Centerwise cost estimate sent to you by DA. and yes dont forget the CCN and T&C :)

 

by shweta
4-30-12
Why isn't this CRPT working?
I could really use some help right about now...
Did you say you need some help???

 

by shweta
5-01-12
Why isn't this working?
I could really use some help right about now...
Did you say you need some help???
Noooo, not the Microsoft Office Assistant!!!

 

by shweta
5-01-12
On a late working hour
Why isn't this CRPT working?
the next day morning..
I could really use some help right about now...
Did you say you need some help???
Noooo, not the Microsoft Office Assistant!!! I need a CRPT expert

 

by shweta
5-18-12
Situation 1
Sir, I have never used a computer & am umcomfortable operating this device!
No worries sir, I will show you once again how to do it, its very simple!
Situation 2
Even though we are in Maharasthra, i'm more comfortable answering this survey in hindi
Ok, all you need it to select Hindi as you language option
Situation 3
Will you tell my bosses about my ansers?
Not at all! You name and answers will be kept confidential. Only an aggregate of reponses will be shared with you management.

 

by shweta
5-23-12
So where did Proposal Report disappear now?
Well, its now available in Project | Proposals | Costing | Client Service | CS-CC Time and External cost Entry module.
Yes, but when I check that its says DA cost is WIP!!!!!
Yeah, remember the problem of default cost appearing in a new proposal, So now we have a 'Confirm' button. Just ask DA to confirm the cost for this proposal and it will show as DONE
Done
Excellent! Calls for a drink?

 

by shweta
5-28-12
I created a proposal on CRPT yesterday, and guess what DA/GO already updated their cost even before I send then the email trigger! That’s like so cool???
Wait, That must be the default cost…Just check with them how did they know about the study?

 

by shweta
6-19-12
Doesn't look like much of a love affair going on...
Guess what? CRPT and Me - We're having a lover's tiff!!!
I can't believe my SELF... I specify if my study is a PAPI or CAPO
I forgot to specify the Center-wise breakup of my study...
Dude, you believe me I didn't tell DA that my study is a Product tes and just selected 'Others' in the Methodology section...argh
and if we were accurate in specifying as specs, our stress levels could go down by upto 30%
...and all this lack of clarity in specs has caused back&forth in DA/GO being able to provide me the cost...
My intelligence is so advanced that I can now get annoyed at all the stupid crap humans whine about!

 

by shweta
6-19-12
Doesn't look like a love affair..
Guess what? CRPT and Me - We're having a lover's tiff!!!
I can't believe my SELF! I forgot to specify if my study is a PAPI or CAPI.
and look at me! I forgot to tell DA the center-wise breakup of my sample size.
Dude, know what I did? I didn't tell them it was a Product placement and just selected 'Others' as methodology..argh...
..and if we were accurate in specifying specs, stress levels could be down 30%
..and this lack of clarity to DA has resulted in a long wait to get me the DA cost...Yikkess...I'm looking old already
My intelligence is so advanced that I can now get annoyed at all the stupid crap humans whine about!

 

by shweta
7-05-12
This company is full of acronyms.. RMS, CRS, PPR, CRPT ....how does one get started with all these?
It's easy dude! For CRPT fill the form with this email & send it to 'apcrssupport' keeping your BU head and Soumya Mohanty in the loop.
Cool, but it seems there is another devil called PTS..?
For that send your details as per the form to Megha Sachdeva and it will done in minutes!!
Wait dont go away..I may get lost again!!
Dude chill!! reach out to megha.sachdeva@nielsen.com for any queries u would have!

 

by shweta
8-19-12
9% while EATING Snacks/Lunch/Dinner
Mom, Can I have a drink with my snack today?
As long as you finish this up!
10% while doing ROUTINE work
Lets pour ourselves a drink while we finish off this routine work!
yay!!!
41% LEISURE at home
I need a break from all the work you asked me to do....
hmm...Let me get you something cold to drink!

 

by shweta
8-22-12
65% Leisure Activity
Let watch cricket, quick put the TV on
sure! will get some drinks for company as well
16% whiel doing daily routine work at home
Help me with my routine work and i'll give you a burger with a drink...
I will do what you say...Yay!
14% while Eating Snack/Lunch
Mom! Can I have a drink with my snack today?
As long you finish this up!

 

by shweta
8-22-12
69% At Store consumption
Hey, lets grab a drink, im very thirsty!
hmm...
16% taking a break while working
Lets take a break...you wanna have a drink?
ok..you go along, i'll join you in a min!
9% while doing everyday work
Hey, you wanna have a sip? I just got a cold drink during lunch
ok..

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