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by simon_on_fire
5-21-03
The Day Started Off Ok
Um, testing...I just like to introduce myself. I am Simon_on_f
I hate my name

 

by simon_on_fire
5-21-03
You study engineering, right?
Yup
So that means you're a mechanic, right?
Nope
Yes it does, you fix cars
Not another one

 

by simon_on_fire
5-21-03
So if you don't fix cars what do you do?
Well, I can fix cars
Then you're a mechanic
Now where did I leave that knife?

 

by simon_on_fire
5-21-03
If you call me a mechanic one more time, I'm off
Mechanic
Right, I'm off

 

by simon_on_fire
5-21-03
So what is an engineer then?
Hey Bob, what's an engineer?
Hmm.....
A mechanic

 

by simon_on_fire
4-04-04
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldy....blah blah.....
Bones, there's a destructive space entity moving towards Earth
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor
Spock goes and mind melds with V'ger
V'ger is that which seeks the creator
I feel any resistance would be useless
Iila merges with Decker
I think we just witnessed the start of a new lifeform

 

by simon_on_fire
4-11-04
Kirk meets Khan
I am Khan, I am wrathful
Khan steals Genesis device
I have the Genesis device, you can not escape
The genesis device explodes, and Kirk escapes
Hmm.....didn't think that one through

 

by simon_on_fire
4-11-04
The crew look for Spock...
Spock...
Spock...
They search high and low...
Spock...
Spock...
And find him
Ah, there you are

 

by simon_on_fire
4-11-04
Spock explains his plan
We need to go back in time to get some whales
Bones has doubts
Dammit Spock, isn't this messing with causality?
Spock dismisses all doubts and they go and get a whale and save Earth
Look, we needed a plot for a film, we are not discussing philisophical principles here
Oh...

 

by simon_on_fire
4-11-04
Spock's brother Sybok shows up
We must go and look for god
They find god and he is nasty
Raaaaaaah...
Oh dear, I was wrong
So they blow him up

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