All comics by sirad

 

by sirad
12-04-01
whats in the box? that madcows wrapped up
O a gift for the glory of legion I'll take that
sure mr legionaire send a pod to my planet and pick it up
meanwhile the cows are prepareing for grasing
Alright But because I'm super n00b legion I'm sending my whole fleet at you
alright I'll put you're packageon my planet and wait for you
Back at legion HQ next day
I'm sorry how was i supposed to know they'd defend when i send my whole fleet in I mean i only droped 20 mill in score
You Fool you're out of legion for ever you're not N00b enough for us GET OUT

 

by sirad
6-15-02
when we tuned in to the Virus Meeting (Irvine show meeting)
Turning to Viper he ignored my personal telephone call to him today there was little choice but to remove his access
but Viper was at his Exams when you called him ..
SiRaD gets a PM From Biggie it's been done..
SiRaD: Viper holy Fu*k the Twat kicked you from Virus .. soon the Irvine show will have only 2 members in the Audiance
Viper: Joy to the World, I'm away form Lee, we have Joy we have fun we have Beaches in the Sun
in #virus SiRaD gets a pm from Zuper
SiRaD: heh.
[19:25] U in touch with Biggie I see

 

by sirad
6-15-02
Irvine sends out the troops while describeing how he's makeing virus a leaner fighting machine
Virus Member: as soon as Zhil gets that E-mail I'm outta here
[V|CE]Irvine: And then I kicked Biggie and then Viper and then..
Meanwhile While Viper is writeing Exams he gets a phone call
[V|CE]Irvine: Hello Viper are you there .. hmm he's not awnsering
Ring Ring
Irvine's Planet comes underattack from Wipeout (wonder how he got the co-ords )
[V|CE]Irvine: Zuper Save me we only have 30 members left when we had 150++ yesterday
[V|EX]Zuper, Yes I agree with Irvine

 

by sirad
1-28-03
cbk joins #madcows on netgamers
{cbk}hmm, which HC can I annoy today
{SiRaD} Fuck, not me not me not me
cbk is ever relentless in his mission to annoy
Hmm, SiRaD is not replying to me here I'll try the Private server
Ha, hes finally stopped lets hope it's Trins turn
SiRaD notices a connection on the private server
/msg SiRaD Hi I am here
/kline cbk correction you were .... now stay off

 

by sirad
1-28-03
a wonderfull day on the pasture quiet and only moo can be heard
ahh nice beer, no twats in sight this could be a good night in #madcows
2 minutes later, Qazok/cbk/Xsploit/Storbo/anubis join #madcows
you Cock, you shit head, suck this , no I am uber l33t
ah Fuck, good thing it's Saterday Night I'm outta here
after a great night out at 013
slaap met mij astjeblief
Score! hope the cows dont dive off a building tongiht while I'm muff diveing

 

by sirad
1-28-03
Harem activities
figbash: hey baby how about showing me a good night
Xentric: I'd like to but I cant get it up =(
Command Room
Trin: you'd have better chances in a cold hell
SiRaD: thats It I gotta visit essex again
Tech room
zies: i got like this new shell account on a unix box hosted on a t3 line
Azrael: Shit I just had a Orgasm

 

by sirad
1-28-03
BK sets up the chess tournament
BK: ah hell i gotta win to keep the free account, i'm buying solo's anyway so lets hope he dosent suck
BK's thinking How well Solo will do
Solo: uh guys it wont let me move my horse to your horse how come?
BK realises he's going to have to pay up
BK : yo zaq your my only hope to win this
zaq: shit should I tell him I was just 4 move mated?

 

by sirad
1-28-03
Big Planetarion announcement is made
Prince: I'm a new creator. i rock etc
Planetarion community: who the fuck are you again?
The players are confused
Prince: I'm the guy whos gunna save PA I've done so much in the past I probley have one of the longest connection times on netgamers and yea i rock
Planetarion community: who the fuck is this guy and how long has he been in scat club
there has to be a positive side right?......right?
Prince: yea I'm 19 I dont exactly do anything and no one knwos what my job description is, but Hell I'm getting paid to play CS =)
Planetarion community: well at least there will be less typo's Zues made a lot of them.. maybee Prince would too if he dident just idle =/

 

by sirad
1-30-03
what started out as a nice quiet day...
cbk:You know Madcows was all me last round I did everything
SiRaD: uh huh, your ego is clouding your thought young one
SiRaD visits #cservice to get the proper command
cbk: a bit annoying that I have all the power I want to do whatever I want to do huh?
SiRaD: what that command to ban at level 490 again.. o ya
cbk still dosent earn and pm's SiRaD
cbk: and now I will not play nice. You said that I will never have a chance to get back in MadcowS so why should I be nice to you?
SiRaD: he's banned now for a month maybee for 30 days he'll get the hint and just fuck off?

 

by sirad
2-11-03
Aneu saves every Planetarion Player
Aneu: here i come to save the day, Aneu is on his way
SiRaD: O Fuck now what...
The usuall Propaganda
Aneu: EVIL MADCOWS VIRUS AND OLYMPIANS have made a block we cant beat so we must all gang up on them
SiRaD: Well that dident take long I wonder if he tells the members in his alliance the war is lost before it begins
He He
Aneu: I Will sell my soul to ensure VOM will not win round 9
SiRaD: O goddy, a new way to get souls gaurentee wins in Planetarion... excellent

 

by sirad
3-02-03
after a few Dozen drinks
sirad: so you know brain cells can be transfered thru the penis right
figbash: yea really? thats cool lets make like rabbits
ending the small talk and geting to business
sirad: ok is it that time of month that you'll get pregnant or not?
figbash : yea it is, so use a condom
after a entertaining evening in the sack
sirad: uhh thats because I wore a condom the brain cells were caught in there we'll have to try again later
figbash: I dont feel any smarter why?

 

by sirad
11-14-06
TeleReap Phones Ms Clark for the 12th time to explain she will not go to hell
Good morning I'm calling on behalf of Hell. This call will be monitored or recorded for....
God Again, why wont you people stop calling .Hey Telemarketer can you hear this REMOVE ME FROM YOUR CALLING LIST *CLICK*
TeleReap can no longer call Ms Clark
WTF...Idiot... I'm tired of this shit you can go to hell
There that will stop him from calling or the FCC will fine him and his company
Later that day
Hey Boss. Tomorrow morning at 9:00 you will have a new arrival Suszy Clark..... She dident accept the offer to let her go to Heaven
Oh She can work in my new call center all the souls will now suffer 1100 phone calls during each earth day

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