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by skullbreather
3-24-05
Why is he staring???
I hope she likes me, man shes hot, i want a piece of that.
heh, heh
Will you go out with me?
NO!
I'll never lose my feelings about you, although i am heartbroken

 

by skullbreather
4-08-05
Chipmunk.
why u talkin 2 me dat way?
Did i say that out loud?
of course u didn't.. i can read minds but i can't hear voice punk.....punk
you're fat and a nincompoop

 

by skullbreather
6-15-05
NOTE: REAL PRINCIPAL
hi youngster .........and ummm....YO!
you're such a principal
Every one goes dbjoenduiopfhbndftil
*cough* *cough*.....I'll kill myself if you say I'm lame!
your lame.......Punk
LOUD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
bvjsbvsghjhfhdfgkvsdfgsvghhjdfks...
Party at the principals office!

 

by skullbreather
7-23-05
Billy.........................................Johnny
Hi Johnny
Hey a kid...is he talking to me? I better talk to him, hey look, a knife.
Johnny dies alot
Dude, are you going to talk to me or what!
I should kill myself with it, that will be so fricken fun...did he say something again
ha i just set you on fire....ha!
you did? but if were in a school, how did i find a knife?

 

by skullbreather
8-12-05
Johnny returns
I thought you died?
Would you believe im a ghost?
I..I...I...I thought you were dead
Ohh a hammer and nails
To be continued.....(dont you hate those?)
Oh back to the silent treatment now hun? oh he's not going to answer me. WAIT! he...he talked to me earlier i think im gonna faint
Im gonna have fun today

 

by skullbreather
8-13-05
Continued from last time.
on the other hand, fainting can wait
Kill yourself with the nail you have. From Billy P.S. I need to get on with my life so would you just die?
Hmmmm......OK ..... Now, where did i put the hammer
All right! Fun time!!!!
So lets see here, 6*8-9/2+5-9*15-7+6*8/12-2+9000268+3-85004/1-1*1 .....so if im right i should die in oh ummm 20 mins TIME TO JUMP OFF A BULIDING

 

by skullbreather
8-13-05
The burping contest begins
*burp*
*BURP*
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP*
OPPS i farted
I should slap you sonny! ...think of the old you little, little, little ummmm i should slap you...what was i saying
umm you were going to give me all your savings

 

by skullbreather
8-22-05
well
well what
your savings?
oh yes
*BURP* How much is that anyway?
$5 i use money on records

 

by skullbreather
8-22-05
zzzzz
didnt You kill yourself with the hammer and nails?
its my turn to kill you!!! Mwahahaahahahhaha
ha ha haaaa
you didnt die, in the head
i hid

 

by skullbreather
8-22-05
oh my, my barn is on fire what am i going to do???
Hey cops my barn is on fire!!!
Well Dont just sit in your car and eat doghnuts

 

by skullbreather
8-22-05
im in jail
i know
im in jail
i know im busting you out
im in jail
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by skullbreather
9-05-05
oh my, a pencil, what ever am i going to do
DIRECTOR: Cut!!! i need more expression
dude in the pencil suit, he said cut.
RARRRR!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!
DIRECTOR: Thats what i was looking for ..............Pencil: DIE!!!!

 

by skullbreather
9-22-05
oh ummm RUN!!!!
i shall kill u with my pointy thing i have in my hand that the name slips on me right now
are you sure
maybe
oh ok then....RUN AWAY!!!!
yes, run....ummmm mwahahhahahahah*cough* ha

 

by skullbreather
11-29-05
waiting rooms are so gay
your telling me
i am telling you right now
i know im on your side
so...
so... hows the weather

 

by skullbreather
1-18-06
GRRR
I'm BACOMAN!!!!!
I'm going to beat the hell out of this dweeb.
Stop it, your making me cry.
WOO HOO!!!! Mission accomplished.
RUN AWAY!!! You scare me.

 

by skullbreather
1-19-06
I think i ate 26 thousand arms...
...I wonder if im gonna spew
Give me a minuet
Almost there
Bluuuah...one to many

 

by skullbreather
2-01-06
Fear thy awesome greasy powers....i will make you FAT!!!!
Too late
why are you mocking me!!!! You're making me cry
Well why in the world would you think that??
Bacoman in the end tragicly eats the big fat creepy not bald guy.
Awww i don't know,.....u could be eating a PIG WHICH DERIVES FROM BACON!!!!!
Oh you mean the sandwhich im eating...Its just a BLT

 

by skullbreather
2-03-06
Sorry, we accidenatally spilt some fromage in your cheese dinner, i hope you can forgive us
Uhh isn't fromage cheese? Better not tell him
and some ñûð
Thats cheese too buddy
Dude their all cheese, so u spilt some cheese in my cheese who cares
We care sir, We care

 

by skullbreather
2-05-06
So, uh,...how are you doing?
suuuuuup dude,...did you see the rocking wild childs last night at the lardome?
The rocking what
The rocking wild childs, the worst band on the block, their awesome, duuuude
But i thought you said they are the worst
dude, no i didnt, stop making fibs or ill child you.

 

by skullbreather
2-05-06
I'm going to kill you
No your not
Oh yes i am
Oh yeah well your just a guy in a pink bunny suit holding an axe with footies.
Now im defanitly going to kill you
CRACK

 

by skullbreather
2-06-06
Hey, did you hear about the what one shark said to the other?
No what
The right shark had a heart attack but fake child blocks wouldn't let me post it.
The conversation were having now.
WOW HILARIOUS

 

by skullbreather
2-15-06
Hmmm. It's been a long time hasn't it.....HEY!!! where did billy go?
His contract expired...
So sad, it left him out of a job but gave me 1
IT'S JUST SO SAD!!!
What Johnny doesn't know is that the new dude poisioned his water filled soda covered health bar
Are you going to kill me yet?
Nah, I'll give you a break.

 

by skullbreather
9-13-06
Today on Dateline, More flying squirrels have been found making contact with car windsheilds....
^o^
...Flying at speeds of 20 MPH, Flying Squirrels can become dangerous to the public....
OH MY GOD!!!!
If i knew what happened, There would be a seqel to this.
....These Squirrels can kill. If you see a Flying Squirrel, Call 1-800-FLY-KILL, thats 1-800-FLY-KILL. In other news, a swarm of bees have been found near the bench at the mountains.
Should I just kill myself now, or later???

 

by skullbreather
6-12-07
She bangs, she bangs...
Oh baby, yeah she moves she moves...
I go crazy
Shut your damn trap!!

 

by skullbreather
6-12-07
Damn blacks!!
Their so black!!
Sire, are you brainwashed yet?
I love the blaaaaacksssss

 

by skullbreather
6-15-07
Santa will die
Whats going on here! Im Santa's little helper, in more ways than one if you know what I mean.
What do you mean?
Im pretty good in bed.
Can I join?

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