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by smajeon
2-02-06
Yeah, and so then I posted the corrected source code and he was all "oh yeah I must have overlooked that..."
uh-huh
and you could tell by the way that he posted the reply in plain text - sans emoticons - that he was just fuming that I caught the mistake before he did... I mean get real, grow up, right?
huhuhuuh... huhhuhuhuhu, craaazzyyy!
I know! That's LIKE THE WHOLE POINT of open source programming, right? I mean, HELLO?
I've got zero clue, bro - I am SOOO blown - i thought we were talking about the Jeffersons... DY-NO-MYTE! You remember that? That was the best...

 

Has anybody ever told you that you look like a character out of a Tim Burton cartoon?
All the time… Anyone ever tell you that you look like you’re not completely straight?
by smajeon, 2-03-06

 

by smajeon
2-03-06
We need to talk.
Oooh-K, shoot.
This is really going nowhere - the relationship - I think we should make a clean break. We just want different things from life right now...
Really? well, just for conversation's sake: what is it that you're looking for?
That's really complicated - I don't really want to get into all that right now. I should go now...
Fair enough... before you go - could you tell me what I'm looking for? You know, just so I'll know for future reference

 

by smajeon
2-03-06
You seen the Ubuntu 10.5 distro? It’s pretty sweet, mah-man!
Ubuntu?!?!? Ubuntu is windows XP for people who don’t have 125 bucks and don’t want to pirate! Ubuntu is linux with training wheels – where in THE HELL do YOU get off asking ME about some pseudo
Come on man, show some respect! I worked on the second revision of the Slackware kernel! ... Slackware, Jimmy! … Slackware!
So, you haven’t seen it then, huh?
Nah.

 

Take me to your leader.
I’m sorry sir, Mr. Rumsfeld's in a meeting at the moment.
by smajeon, 2-03-06

 

by smajeon
2-04-06
Are you here to kill me?
Are you gonna run if I say yes?
Yeah.
Then, no. I'm not here to kill you.

 

See, even the President knows that this whole global cooling thing is a crock - relax!
by smajeon, 2-11-06

 

by smajeon
2-13-06
nehhh nehhhh neh neh-neh neehhh...
neh neh neh-neh neh nehhh neh.
neh neh neh neeh... neehhhh!

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