All comics by smampy

 

One too many pills for Ihamatt by smampy 7-03-02
Dood, this desert rave kicks ass	Got any LSD?	So then i was sitting on the toilet, and this dude was smoking pot and he went in the pool and also fucked this chick and then he like left and yeah, it was so messed up....... Kill me please

 

Beneath the robes by smampy 7-04-02
What are you doing here, Father McGuiness? This is the latest in confessional booth interior design	No Father, this is my bedroom! What would Jesus do?	Go get em !!

 

Kids say the darndest things by smampy 7-04-02
smampy at age 7 Hello little girl, can i touch you? My mom said never let someone touch you where your bathing suit covers	Fine then. Would you like to go for a ride on my lap? I don't wear a bathing suit How about you touch yourself and i watch??	This brings all new meanings to the phrase "nuts and bolts" If only there was grass on the field, we could play ball

 

SVSAM & scouse_dave by smampy 7-04-02
Buttfuck, WA *typing* I can't wait to meet you! I and I can't wait to MEAT you	Manchester, England I can't wait to touch you Damn I'm horny	Finally together, but old habits die hard Lets get it on! Get online?

 

And we all thought Ozzy was fucked up.... by smampy 7-09-02
Typical rebellious teenagers So I said "piss off you wanker, we're people, not a commodity" Dad took my knife	MTV arrives	The irony, it burns *singing* Papa don't preach! *smug* I am the best talent scout evar!!!!!!!

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