Something's wrong by sn0w12-15-02 why did the old granny cross the road ? to get to the other side did you do the shopping? ? ?
These Flowers are Rotten by sn0w12-15-02 i have some flowers put them in the box why ... why ... ??? cos they stink of shit
Festivities by sn0w12-16-02 You unwrapped your ice cream early Bob take him to bed and stop playing with your dads hardware waste not want not Liver for christmas dinner
Have Mercy by sn0w12-16-02 Hello oh my a talking reindeer Have you ever seen the exorcist NO ROFL LOLZ I'm too young ... :-(
Keep out of the dark by sn0w12-16-02 Hello PC Plod what a nice baton you have It's time for err baton testing time PC Plod is blackmailed You know what to do oh not again
Home sweet home by sn0w12-16-02 Look officer, i can explain YOU ARE IN TROUBLE LIZARDMAN No, no, no, I'll pay up SHUT UP YOU WHINING FOOL Good things come to those who wait Haha i ate a kebab last night, food poisoning for him too LIZARDMAN FOR DINNER MARJORIE!!
Violence! by sn0w12-16-02 So you come back to fight once again? I want to cut off your cheesy bow tie Do you want to buy one instead? NO i want yours Just wanna be a star ... KING OF THE WORLD Your decapitated head warms my feet nicely
It's for you by sn0w12-16-02 Jack the eternal skull receives a call wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly What you need is a nice cup of Kenco Jack ignores it Yes old chap I'd love some brew 2 teaspoons of sugar But the person will ring back NO ONLY 1. ONLY 1 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY. 1. 1 1 1 1. ONE. it burns
Bills bills bills by sn0w12-16-02 all hail I bring thee light and warmth. Bring me more of this tobacco product and thee shall see christmas here is your tobacco Good work minions hello? i forgot to pay the bills
Vicars Delight by sn0w12-16-02 bless me father for i have stinged HAaaaaaaaaahahaha nice one Bees HURT no i really did God has no time for bees Young alec it's time again to care for mr vicar
What Babe by sn0w12-16-02 .. and then i beat off the piranhis with my foreign worker ... i can tap dance ... i had to survive for 2 weeks just chewing tree gum ... dance magic dance ... i walked 10 miles with a broken leg and no shoes ... jump magic jump
Up up and away by sn0w12-16-02 Lovely scene fly me to the moon take me to the stars Nasty Scene tricked you! 10 years for unregulated flying what???? Last Scene goodbye yellow cheese where's my guillotine
Big wide world by sn0w12-16-02 i'm just a poor boy, somebody look after me hello young chicken. let me guide you in the ways of the dark side i'll do whatever you say ok, sod off. your singing is fucking me right off. chickens lay eggs :( stupid chickens!!
Trapdoor by sn0w12-16-02 In the year 2002 Taxi? Please? Taxi? let me rub your back with this piece of wood 1 lone fag set off in search of adventure ah that's good, i forgot what i wanted now it's poison tipped wood Shouldn't have opened that trapdoor... everything's going red your soul is mine, paper boy
Good robot by sn0w12-16-02 robot, bring me my tonsil extractors yes master robot, bring me my tongue crimper master sucks How the slave who had spoken ill of master was himself eaten robot, self ignite yes master
Good cop bad cop by sn0w12-16-02 everybody likes games ... hello little imp, want to play the B game? what is the B game? it's our little secret game, don't tell your mummy great!!! poor russ!!!! and your story is that our undercover agent was the one who suggested he get naked? he was like a beast on heat
Pie and jelly by sn0w12-16-02 sundays coming did you book the tickets? i like pie and jelly i love pie and jelly
Donkey by sn0w12-16-02 the farmers son controls the puppet i escaped from the funny farm i ate the farmer . what did he taste like? yummy like bees but he went down the pub i have a surprise for you Bee uh oh