All comics by solochance

 

by solochance
11-25-10
i am your death
death, what's death?
you don't know what death is?
well of course not, i'm an alien ghosts
why the hell did you just say ghosts, oh my god your a........ gggiiirrrlll!
well of course. gil.

 

by solochance
11-25-10
What are you doing here Gil?
I don't know. Whats your name again?
IDIOT!
Did you here me, I said whats is your name?
BILL YOU NINKINPOOP!
oh yeah

 

by solochance
11-25-10
WHAT ARE YOU AT THIS EXPLOSION GIL!
ahhhhhh
RRRRRRR!
Oh, hi Billll
YOUR FIRIEDDDDD!
Mash patato mash patato mash patato patato patato patato patato

 

by solochance
11-25-10
Hello what is your name fellow champ
Dingus no Gil no Bill no CHAMP! no Gil yeah retarted Gil
Nice to meet you retarded Gil, i'm Bill
RIGHTTT
What are you doing this fine morning retarted Gil
Belting meself in he head with a nail and hamber

 

by solochance
11-25-10
Hey bro I mean retarted bro
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M AN AMPLEFIRE!
Well your kinda loud
What do you think i'm re...far...ted, or retaated
Well I think your retarted
DON'T CALL ME REFARTED YOUR STUPID ENVELOPE

 

by solochance
11-25-10
GET OF MY CAT YOU FREAK!
Sorry cat
Yeah you better be sorry
Well befor I go can I have the retarted cats head
NOOOOOOOOO!
BUT I LOVE THE CATS HEAD it tastes yummy

 

by solochance
11-25-10
Do you know the code to my locker?
nooooooooooo
I asked you a question
Y does taste nice?
WHAT EVER !
I might go and eat that code number up

 

by solochance
11-25-10
Hello welcome to the channal 15 5.00pm news
At DAY
This is one retared actor that is going to perform for us
ACTING YOU NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO ACT!
Well you are
Zoop p a da a da

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Hi I am a evil robot that is going to rip your head off
ok, I am retarted Gil
when shall we start the head ripping
what time am I free
I need an answer NOW!
how about n...o...w but I am talking to an evil robot that wants to bip me head off

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Now we go live to Gil Drain at the famous art gallery
What are all these pretty pictures
You drew em
I did, I'M A RETARED
But thats what makes you you
stuff this

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Welcome to the retared show with Gil Drain
I like printers
Why do you like printers Gil
Cause I can scan my bum
mind gone blank
this is the end for BILL MCGREGER!

 

by solochance
11-26-10
I lost my voice, how am I going to speak to the sagent
how are you today chum?
nod (up down) in movie
thats good
sign language
what

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Gil you will only learn magic if you listen, so we are going to go to santa's house
O....k...a..y
Here we are, time for you to LISTEN!
O-O-O-O-OKAY
I don't like this retarted student
I don't like this wizard

 

by solochance
11-26-10
whats up mato
i dont like it when you come around i always have mud on me
whos my retared
im your little retared
i love it when i come around to see you
i hate it when she come she dose not stop ta...lk....ing.....

 

by solochance
11-26-10
oh the retared is he
whats the news a..b...o....u...t
nothing exsept your fat
oh well hows this your um um um your um
what ever i will be sad if i leave
well then i will not fire you

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Hey retarted Gil
Don't judge me
I wasn't judging you
Don't call me refarted you printer
What
HELLOOOOO!

 

by solochance
11-26-10
This is for you
Cold spagatti
Hellooooooooo
WHAT!
Did you like the letter?
I can't read it

 

by solochance
11-26-10
Hi retarted Gil
Why are we so small
we aren't small retarted Gil
Well then why are we so big
we aren't big retarted Gil
this guy makes no se..n..c..e

 

by solochance
11-26-10
I'm not crying, i'm upset
Why are the crying
NO I'M NOT!
yes you are
Go live somewhere else
like hell

 

by solochance
12-06-10
Hey whats your name?
Gil. Wh-h-h-hats yours?
My name is Bill. Hey Gil Are you retarted ?
No I am not retarted
O think you are
NO I-I-I-I-I AM NO-O-O-OT RETARTED YOU STUPID TELEPHONE

 

by solochance
12-06-10
Hey I saw the way those guys through you into this robofactory. That would of hurt but I've got somthing that could make you feel better
What
Drugs
Drugs what are drugs?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUGS ARE! ARE YOU RETARTED !
Yes

 

by solochance
12-25-10
Hi my name is Bill. Are you a superhero
Y yes I am
cool
Hi my name is Gil. My friends call me retarted Gil
hi idiot
If you call me that again i will put this nail and hammer through your head you stupid telephone

 

by solochance
12-25-10
Hey what are you doing at this party you drunk retarted dode
hello pretty clown
Whats your name?
Y
Cause im going to call the cops on you
K. My name is Gil

 

by solochance
6-30-11
Hey your name is retarted Gil right
I don't know what my name is. Do you want drugs
Why would I want drugs, I'm not that dumb. I'm to smart for you
Oh. You must be Bill that smart geek, Billllllllll.
Yeah I am
Your hot

 

by solochance
7-01-11
What are you doing here? This is for security guards only
What are you pretty pretty birdy
Did you just call me a pretty pretty birdy
well you are a pretty pretty birdy, arn't you
Are you reterted or something
yer. People call me retarted Gil

 

by solochance
7-01-11
WHY ARE YOU HERE IN THE BUNKER!
Why are you yelling
CAUSE WHERE IN A BUNKER IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR, AND ITS LOUD!
Oh. Why are we here?
ARE YOU RETERTED OR SOMETHING
Yer, people call me reterted Gil

 

by solochance
7-01-11
What are you doing here?
whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo
Did you here me I said what are you doing here
whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo
Your retarted
whooooo

 

by solochance
7-01-11
Hey. How are you going?
whaaa
I said, how are you going?
oh. I don't know
Hey look at me retarted punk
ehh

 

by solochance
7-01-11
Hey what are you doing in my labratory?
wow, this place is cool
GET OUT!
i don't know what you mean
I mean GET OUT OF MY LAB!
Ok jees, calm down you stupid fan

 

by solochance
7-01-11
Hey you get out of my house
no its my house
no its my house
no its my house
oh you must be that retarted Gil everyones talking about. I see why they call you retarted Gil
yer i bam

 

by solochance
7-01-11

 

by solochance
7-01-11
Hello young lad, what are you doing here?
I don't know, playing games
Ok, how are you then?
I don't know, playing games
Answer my question you retarted kid
I don't know, playing games

 

by solochance
7-04-11
Hi
Hello sweet mamma
Is your name frankenstain
noo y do you think that
Because you didnt answer me
cold spagetti cold spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti

 

by solochance
7-04-11
Hey babe, do you to make a baby zomibies?
Sure baby hold my arm so i can go get changed into my night gown
Give it to me
Im changed
Where should we do it?
Here right now

 

by solochance
7-04-11
Oh my god your a bitch
Y thank you, sexy
Oh my god your a bitch
Y thank you, sexy
Oh my god your a bitch
Y thank you, sexy

 

by solochance
3-03-12
Hi, my name is Bill and I am reporting live to you from the whitehouse. I am talking to our first robot presedient Gil.
Hello my name is Gil aand I am retarted
Gil how do you feel our county is doing at the moment?
Arrrrr I shall kill all humans.
Stop stop stop plaease
O now your insalting me. I know I am retarted so stop it ostop it STOP IT!!!

 

by solochance
3-03-12
Wo how cool is this retard.
Shut up shut up shut up
wo calm down dude
shut up shut up shut up
I am serious clam down man
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

 

by solochance
3-03-12
G'day mate want a snag off the barbe
whats a snag and barbe?
You don't know what a snag nor barbe is. Are you retarted or something?
stop bagging me you... poop face
Is that the best come back you got, you really are retarted
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!

 

by solochance
3-03-12
He baby
you shouldn't be here retarted Gil
i am going to sing now
get out
empty bag empty bags empty bags bags bags bags
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

by solochance
3-03-12
Get out of my basement Gil
no this is my basement beacon Bill
I am warning you retarted Gil, get out
calm down beacon
I wil not calm down till your out of here
calm beacon calm, calm beacon calm, calm calm calm calm

 

by solochance
3-03-12
What are you doing Gil this is the American flag not English
No its not it's the English flag
Oh my god you are so retarted
no i am not
I am going n=to call you retarted Gil, retarted Gil, retarted Gil
STOP STOP STOP!!!

 

by solochance
6-07-12
I look exactly like you we're twins
You look weird
Omg are you retarted
You look weird
retarted gil retarted gil retarted gil
You look weird

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