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by someones_story
11-30-02
And so begins a daunting saga, filled with tales of excitement and joy, an action-packed place on the edge of the world... starting off with a bang.
Full of epics, full of terror and pleasure, pain and happiness so intense youll be on the edge of your seat!
A bang, get it? Boom...
shut up...
That or mindless, senseless strings of idiocy.
**Phoot**
*giggle* he FARTED!!

 

by someones_story
11-30-02
Kimmy: age 6. Kimmy, our first beloved character, is about to learn a valuable lesson. Meet Bobby "BuzzSaw" Bobberson... bad news in these parts. Lets watch, shall we?
Psst... hey kid... kid! C'mere...
Me?
Yeah you... c'mere... i got somethin for ya...
Candy?
Not candy, Kimmy. What will little Kimmy do?
He... he took my mommys hundred dollar bill that i was carrying through unsafe streets to bring to my sick, weakened, but equally well endowed grandmother who can be easily robbed if anyone finds out!

 

by someones_story
11-30-02
Little kimmy searched high and low for her mommys franklin, but to no avail...
Have you seen my hundred dollar bill? I have more i can show you so you know what it looks like...
nope, sorry
Tiring of this thankless task, Kimmy began the walk to Gramma's house... empty handed.
what do i do?
Have you tried a killing spree?
A killing spree? this thought had never occured to the naive, innocent little girl... but somehow she knew it was the only way.
*giggle*

 

by someones_story
11-30-02
And the killing spree continues, sacrificing all in her way on the quest for her mommy's hundred dollar bill...
Watch it, there, sweetheart, or you may grow some cloven hooves. Heee hee? Git it? Cloven-
grrr...
And so she continued on her way, seeking her old pal "BuzzSaw"
owww...

 

by someones_story
11-30-02
BuzzSaw! You fiend! I want my mommys money!
Hey, ease up, i spent it... check it out...
Leaning ever closer, little Kimmy saw what her arch nemisis had spent her mommys precious money on- money that was to be used for medicine, or toys, or fun grown-up stuff she couldnt have w/out $$$
like 'em? 2 bucks a pop. Now if youll excuse me, ill be hijacking cars or something.
but...
Read on...
...its my MOMMYS MONEY!!!!

 

by someones_story
11-30-02
Kimmy got her revenge, but what was to be gained? Her money was gone, along with the things BuzzSaw bought with it... she would still get the punishment she deserved.
I just incinerated my money.
Such confusion in her head... and then disaster struck. Thinking quickly, she decided to use this oppotunity...
Hon? You gots my money? I need it tuh..tuh... whatchou doing?
Granny, how old are you?
Later, at the funeral...
Heart attack, huh?
Yeah. We cremated her...

 

by someones_story
12-01-02
Hey whats that you got there?
Just... stuff.
Hey, c'mon, lemme see...
No! You cant. I mean, its not mine. I mean, its my mom's. Im taking it to her. Buzz off, Kid.
Is there a real plot to this or will it dwindle off into nonexistence? Find out next in TRASH TO TREASURE
Hey! You dropped this!

 

by someones_story
12-01-02
Jonathan turned the tiny envelope over in his hands, wondering what to do.
whatever shall i do?
Hey ill take that envelope off your hands, boy-o.
*GASP* Its "slightly suicidal sam"!
I know what yer thinkin', kid. Im harmless. Fact is, i have a score to settle with the owner of this envelope... ill get it to him for yah.
And what a mistake poor johnathon had made, for as soon as he left, "slightly suicidal sam" shreaded the moral code and read the mail of someone he didnt know. The End.
alritethanksbye

 

by someones_story
12-01-02
Like omg hes like soooo perfect for me omg i never like thought he would like... y'know... like, like me!!
like, i dunno, like, awesome... he is, like, SO worth it... Hes like, hott!
see ya
Well, like, i better be, y'know, going, cuz, like, i gotta go like, call my hottie...
**ring** He broke up with me.
He was, like, SO not worth it.

 

by someones_story
12-01-02
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by someones_story
12-01-02
So hows it look?
Wonderful. Great. Big Texas down there is getting war happy.
Think they could use guidance?
Looks like a lost cause. Hey check it out- the fireworks are starting...
Shades?
Thanks.

 

by someones_story
12-02-02
Welllp. Ol' Dubya's at it again.
Yep.
Threatening other countries for no apparent reason. Sparks'll be flyin sure as these pigs'll be fryin'.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.

 

by someones_story
12-02-02
Join us in the newest saga, the newest tale of good and evil... i introduce to you, for your reading pleasure...Vicki, Tina, Sara ,and Joey-- 4 friends, 4 lifestyles, 4 life!
Im Joey, the hip young dude that everyone loves, and yet i repeatedly fall into mildly craaaaazy adventures. I am considered a leader, but all my ideas were stolen from practically everyone around me.
Im Sara, the one and only! I just LOVE life & animals & Joey because like cmon hes such a cool guy! I am just your run of the mill teen and i cant wait to see what wacky adventures we get into!!!
Watch the future comic strips for these wacky kids and their wild and kooky adventures!
Hey, im like, tina and like im all like, cheerleadery and stuff, and like, i like stuff like cheerleading & joey... but like, joey will like, nvr like me so like i sorta hate him xcept when i hate me.
Im Vikki. I hate all of them but know what? I have no life so i will pretend to be their buddies... and with a process of strategic competence, i may be able to convince the world of thier idiocy...

 

by someones_story
12-10-02
So whats wrong?
I cant tell you. I dont know about it.
What?
It really sucks. Because see this guy---
But you said you didnt know--?
i dont.

 

by someones_story
12-24-02
dont blink.

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