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by squinky
12-06-01
I AM TACO!!!
I AM TACO!!!
I AM TACO!!!

 

by squinky
12-06-01
LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT HOW FUNNY I LOOK!
MORK! BOOP BOP ZIPP!
I bet I can eat you.
SURVEY SAYS YES!!
So he did.

 

by squinky
12-06-01
You...........are..............under..........arrest!
MUHHAHAHAHAH!!!! NOT BEFORE I GIVE THIS PRESENT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM TO ALL THE WORLD'S CHILDREN!!!
Fat chance, elfey! I know the magic words...... SLOOP FOOP MOOP!
NO!!!!!!!!!! I'm changing...... changing ...... channnnnggggginnnnngggggggg
Now, for Survivor Reruns. Let's go, lame looking Donkey!
Shore thang, Stonk!

 

by squinky
12-07-01
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know.
HERE'S WHY:
Baby, cause I'm a thug.
Oh. Well then. Teatime already?

 

by squinky
12-07-01
Uh what yo I'm an old man with a plan!
Do not make me kill you.
Listen here sonny! I'm older than yo mama's mama!
That's it......
mmmm...... crispy......

 

by squinky
12-08-01
TIME TO DIE GIRLIE!
excuse me, mister bug, but have you thought about the social and economic consquences of eating me?
uhh....... no
well then.... if you ate me, it would start a chain reaction of negative effects, ultimately resulting in------
FOOM!
hahaha..... works every time. now, for survivor reruns!

 

by squinky
12-27-01
Aren't you worried about the over commercialization of Christmas, little reindeer?
No.
Why not! TIME TO DIE!!!!
oh, like you've ever tried it.
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
poof.

 

by squinky
12-27-01
I am the devil! BOW BEFORE ME OR SPEND LIFE IN THE NETHERWORLD!!!
Don't make me destroy you, daddi-o. Be cool.
GAH!!!!! HIP-BERET WEARING RICH KID!!!!!
Whoa man! YOu almost made me spill my mocha choca locka latte.
must.......shut.........down...........brain........
Did I mention I make millions off modern art?

 

by squinky
2-01-02
DIE
DESTROY
KILL
BURN
I wuv you!
I wuv you too!

 

by squinky
2-01-02
I like this girl but I don't know if she likes me. What should I do?
Leave me in peace, kind sir! I have naught but a penny in my stash.
I ask not for money but instead for advice! What have you to tell me?
Alas! it is too far begone to comprehand the doo ma bob.
POOF
POOF

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