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by starsex9
1-06-03
They have landed.....
The search is on......
Invasion of the penis snatchers!
Gimme a Big, fat, juicy one...

 

by starsex9
1-06-03
Phone Sex
What a fox maybe we can hook up.
Hooking up....
yum...
What a package!
Bad connection......
Evil bitch!
Fucking loser!

 

by starsex9
1-07-03
A surprise entrance
*#@*#*#*#
Looks like it.....
That old family favorite....
Sounds like it.....
Yes, yes, yes....
Make up Sex. . .with Mom & Dad..
Oh god, Dr Big Willy, fuck me, harder.....
Smells like it.....!!

 

by starsex9
1-16-03
True Love......
Come on Penny, I loves ya babe, you so fine, in my heart all the time, slide it on top of my heat seeking moisture missle !
Gee, I don't know Skeezer, my dad always said to avoid boys like you cause all they really want is pussy, ya know and all my other inputs working overtime for them..
Another sheep finds her way ....
Penny, listen, I tell you like it is, the solution to all your problems is between my legs, I fix you, make you moan, give you Big Orgasim, OK?
Adam, now that you put it that way, it's a whore of a different color, I mean horse, should I grab my ankles now?
Birth of a Drama Queen.....
On your knees skank Ho and suck my cock.....how many cocks you had in your fucking used little pussy anyway, bitch!!
Too many, but at least this time I've found true love........Big Daddy....

 

by starsex9
1-17-03
There's a place for us.....
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity, any girl who isn't me tonight...
A time and place for us......
Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning, And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy,
Hold my hand and I'll take you there....
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy!
I feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming I feel and so pretty that I can hardly believe I'm real.....

 

by starsex9
1-17-03
On this day you shall be with my father in heaven.
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I am the resurrection and the light.......
He who believes in me shall never die....
sob . . .sob . . we all died....

 

by starsex9
1-17-03
Please I can't. Please no. Somebody come. Help me. I can't lie here forever It isn't possible.
rrring!
Hurry mother, I'm having a nightmare, where are you?
rrring!
rrring!
If I had arms I could kill myself, if I had legs I could run away, If I had a voice I could scream...Oh please god, wake me.....

 

by starsex9
1-18-03
Found a New Place to Dwell....
Yum, yum, gimme some crack from the hair of your skinny bum bum!
Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize, that's what you get in Cracker Jack...
It's way down lonely street
My Sheik, slim, ivory goddess, I is talking to you!
La la la, it's my lucky day....
The Cracker Jack Hotel
I have gots to trash that juicy groove thing, with my choco root hammer
Would you like some Cracker Jack?

 

by starsex9
1-18-03
In between classes
I sure would like a tongue slurpy right about now..
Hi, I'm Chloe, I need some rooty tooty fresh and fruity, jingo jango on my groovey clango..
Students share recipes
I'm so wet just listening to her, I bet her steamy clam sauce is so dripping, ...oooh
Hey D cups I have to change my wet panties right now, would you like to watch?
For seafood love
Lizzie isn't back at the dorm yet, hmmm, cherry furpie for me and hot fudge mocha gerbils from my brownie shute for her
sob....she's ignoring me, she knows I have herpes

 

by starsex9
1-18-03
10,12,14 inches--ooooohh
Starlight, starbright, may I have a donkey dick tonight?
Oh shit, this is some fucked up acid....

 

by starsex9
1-19-03
Beeep?
Beep Beep!
U do Beep?
Beeeeeeeep!
Doggie Style
ah ahh ahhhh Beeep!
oooooo--ahhhhh

 

by starsex9
1-25-03
10,12, 14 inches....
12, 14, 16 inches...ooooo
Let it swing, jumbotron..
Power pump me, doody style...
later that night.....
me so horny....
back that thing up now, buster!

 

by starsex9
1-26-03
Come come, my lady, getcha sumpin good tonight..
La la la, that's what you get in Cracker Jack... A foot long hot dog is what I need tonight....
Rrrrrrppppp!!!
12,6,4 inches....now i'm useless
Oh oh, you better call Maco!.
and so it's off to the glue farm....
Damn.....!! Your missing the best part donkey dude!!
I just ain't what I used to be.....sigh..

 

by starsex9
12-08-03
This the way it always starts
I love the touch of his kiss, the warmth of his embrace, his breath on my neck, I love it
I feel so happy, I'm so in love with his sweetness, him saying, "I love you," whispering to me how good I make him feel....
I'm so happy, purring like a kitten in his strong arms, his only love....
"Extend" from the makers of Huge Wang Tool, pump it up, keep her at home, be a longer - thicker - lover
And always ends....
"Upsize it, Supersize it, be a monster pussy hammer!
If only his penis was bigger, thicker, bulging with veins, then he could stuff me like a turkey, if only....

 

by starsex9
12-08-03
This the way it always starts
I love the touch of his kiss, the warmth of his embrace, his breath on my neck, I love it
I feel so happy, I'm so in love with his sweetness, him saying, "I love you," whispering to me how good I make him feel....
I'm so happy, purring like a kitten in his strong arms, his only love....
"Extend" from the makers of Huge Wang Tool, pump it up, keep her at home, be a longer - thicker - lover
And always ends....
"Upsize it, Supersize it, be a monster pussy hammer!
If only his penis was bigger, thicker, bulging with veins, then he could stuff me like a turkey, pack me with man beef, if only....

 

by starsex9
12-08-03
AFGHANISTAN
IRAQ
I NEED MORE BOMBS!
Done, Master!

 

by starsex9
12-09-03
Young Tyler questions reality....
Were out of flu vaccine, my daddy says were all going to die...thanks to you....
"Forgive them father, for they know not what they say"
Ok dude Jesus but who's gonna help us now...
Shine the spotlight in the sky, make it red, white and blue, and HE will appear...
Lord Bush Answers .
Father forgive me, for I have sinned, it has been 1 week since my last confession...
There, there, sonny boy, no stigmata, I whooped the Taliban, Saddam, whooped the WMD, and the Clinton dynasty ... planet earth have no fear .. Wbya is here, bombs away...

 

by starsex9
12-14-03
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SPECIAL REPORT: The Rat has been trapped like a Rat in a spider hole
SPECIAL REPORT: A really huge rat has been caught for the Coalition, living in a dirt spider hole in Tikrit...
Spider hole? Rat?
Address to the Nation
W'bya this is Rumsfeld, we got him!
I have a message for the people of Iraq, good news and bad news, the Coaliton has trapped a giant Rat living in a spider hole,, the bad news is it's a rat-spider and thems the worst kind,

 

by starsex9
12-14-03
Have you seen Dr Dean?
zzzzzzzzztttt!! Dean, cannot compute.
Have you seen Dr Dean...
Howard Dean? I haven't seen him lately....
Consession Speach
Howard Dean aka Dr. Dean has submitted his concession to the Commander in Chief, Dr. W'bya.....
From one doctor to another, Dr. Dean , I accept your defeat ..... Rumsfeld, "give that man a fair trial and hang him...."

 

by starsex9
12-16-03
Afghanistan
IRAQ
Novermber 2004
Remember the Alamo !

 

by starsex9
9-04-04
The dark age of humanity
340 children, teachers and parents dead in Russia
W'bya it's me Vladimir, I need a favor,,
Father, our planet is under seige by the religion of peace - Islam,
My son, , I give you the savior of planet earth...
fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again?.....Vladimir, lets roll .

 

by starsex9
12-03-05
Calling all whores
Hi sexy, bend me over and enjoy nice furry taco .
yum yum girl
but i'm on my period
Yum, strawberry yum yum
Later that night back at home .....
would daughter like to play fun game with daddy's purple popsickle
He ain't never gonna make me happy with that little thingie .... sob

 

by starsex9
2-03-06
I'm in pieces
We love you Islam oh yes we do ...
When your not with us, we're sad and blue
Bits and pieces
We love you Akhbar
and Mohammed too..
We'll be together till the end of time
We love you Jesus
and we'll be true

 

by starsex9
2-18-06
JESUS
I'm so mesmerized
MOHAMMED
I'm so hypnotized
God sent his only sons to save planet Earth
MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED

 

by starsex9
7-07-06
Dunkin Donuts USA
mmmm, jelly donut good, hamburger, coffee good, , fire bad.
Planet Earth to President Bush! North Korean Missle Crisis! Time to leave Dunkin Donuts!
Freedom on the March
CHENEY, KILL THEM!
DONE MASTER
NORTH KOREA
one billion people
one mind

 

by starsex9
12-17-15
I'm looking for #blackliesmatter
to merry christmas

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