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by takedown
11-18-06
One day at the beach...
Excuse me, are you a whore?
I'm a lesbo, if that's what you're asking.
Wanna have sex?
I thought you would never ask.
If only I were catholic...
I'm a "doctor" I'm here for your- what's it called? Prostate exam!

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Welcome to the Daily Show with Steven Colbert. Today we have special guest: pissed off hippie. Pissed off hippie, what do you have to say about illegal immigration?
I'm not a hippie John Stewert. Hippies piss me off.
Oh yes, but I can make you a hippie. I can do anything I want. I can even smoke heroin.
Whoa! you can SMOKE heroin? I didn't know that! Teach me how!
KAZAM! You are now a hippie. What do you think about illegal imigration?
You my friend, have just made a big mistake.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
One day in a catholic church...
My name is Cosmic Charlie.
Hello Cosmic Charlie. What brings you here?
I have some things to confess
Wonderful. Tell them to me, so god can forgive you.
Well, I've shot 2 people, I snapped this guys head, I've stolen 3 Xbox 360s, I blew up wal-mart, I blew up a car with a guy in the trunk, and I'm not really a hippie.
Are you even catholic?

 

Isn't it funny how when we listen to music, we start thinking all deep, and an hour later we're laughing at Mind of Mencia?
by takedown, 11-18-06

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Hi, I'm Cosmic Charlie.
Hi. I'm a hippie, but i'm a chick! Isn't that funny? Let's have sex.
...
...
Damn dude, this is like the third comic he's made that makes fun of hippies.
I'll get him high first.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Before taking Wieght Loss Made E-Z
I'm fat and I'll never get skinny!
After taking weightloss made E-Z
Hi Jesus!
I'm Jesus and I highly recomend Weight Loss Made E-Z!

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Takedown will now be revealled to the stripcreator public for the FIRST TIME
Okay I admit it, I'm a bench.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Welcome to the Daily Show with Steven Colbert. I'm John Stewert, and this is Steven Colbert from the John Stewert Report.
Thank you John, I'm very excited to be on the show tonight.
Tonight we're talking about Bob Woodward's book called "Hi my name is Bob Woodward and Yours isn't, It's just Jeff or Some Piece of Crap."
How exciting!
Haha! Revenge! I hit John Stewert with my stupid hippie sign!
Actually, that was Steven Colbert.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
You suck
Why do I suck?
You just do.
...
A man may suck, but that does not provoke the suckness of his colleauge.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
I don't see how you can just decide that I suck!
You would see if you didn't suck!
Go to hell!
One may bring oneself to hell, but he is only burning himself, and his dog.
Ow.

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Welcome to The Daily Show With Steven Colbert. I'm John Stewert, and tonight we will have special guest Billy Crystal!
Here he is! Say hello to Billy Crystal everybody!
Thanks John. I'm Billy Crystal, and your not.
Now is it true your new hit single is being named "Up Billy Crystal's ass and out his mouth?
Huh?

 

by takedown
11-18-06
Welcome to the Daily Show With Steven Colbert. If you don't watch Comedy Central, then you didn't get that joke. Tonight we have returning special guest, Pissed Off Hippie.
Thanks John. I dream of killing you. Can you turn me back into a 21- year old virgin?
Well, as John Stewert I can do anything. But I do not want to turn you back into a 21- year old virgin.
Then I must now beat you with this sign.
What the fucking hell? He turned into a telephone.
I told you, John Stewert can do anything! Good night folks

 

What happens when we die? Do we go to heaven? Do we go to hell? Is our afterlife depending on how we act now? I wouldn't know. I'm an athiest.
by takedown, 11-18-06

 

by takedown
11-19-06
Hippies suck.
How dare you! Burn!
God dammit hell sucks ass.
Hippies suck.

 

by takedown
11-19-06
Hmm let's see... man, this is tough number three could you step up a bit?
Okay, and number four could you look like your about to kill that guy? Uhh.. your mad and you haven't seen him in awhile- okay take it down just a notch...
I've made my decision, it's definetly number 6
That's me dammit!

 

by takedown
11-19-06
Hey Jeff. Watcha doin?
Go away, I'm playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the Hedeghog? How do you play?
I'm Sonic the Hedghog!
I'm not!

 

by takedown
11-19-06
Welcome to an all new Daily Show With Steven Colbert. I'm John Stewert, and tonight we have special guest- wait- just a moment- I'm receiving confirmation that we are going to report actual news!
This is a first time for the Daily Show! We usually just have some stupid celebrity come in and get pissed off at me, but actual news! Wow! And so, without further ado, tonight's word!
Oh wait, that's Steven Colbert's bit. So what do I do? Uhhh... Iraq sucks and stuff! (Goddammit how am I gonna keep this up for half an hour? How does CNN do it?)

 

by takedown
11-19-06
Hey did you see that strip on Stripcreator that makes fun of you?
Yeah that was pretty funny. I think it went something like this:
boorite is a cunt
I just dissed you boorite
Yeah that was pretty funny huh Brad?
My name is boorite and you fucking know it you nigger. By the way, what's a nigger?

 

by takedown
11-19-06
The Fat Guy is all you guys's heros: Takedown!
A while ago boorite left stripcreator. He was here for five whole years. Why did he leave? That's partially crabby's fault (whoever crabby is) but it is not only his fault.
It is also the fault of many good people here on this site. Whoever ever dissed boorite, I'm going to hunt you down and make you feel guilt by telling you he is now gone.
That means all of you. Crackpanther included. If you have ever dissed boorite, then prepare for the guilt trip. Other than that, Boorite was all of our favorite heros.
He had his George Bush giving you the finger avatar, and his critic attitude. Somehow, he managed to build an incredible reputation over five years, and now he's gone. I'll miss him.
GO FUCKING SUCK MY DICK AND STOP WITH THE FUCKING SHITTY WHINING YOU MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMNED GEEK SHITTY PEICED OF SHIT THAT IS BEING SUCKED BY YOURSELF AND NOONE ELSE! GO TO HELL!

 

by takedown
11-21-06
Today I saw a guy puking.
Really?
What do you suppose it means?

 

Mind of Mencia
by takedown, 11-21-06

 

Retardation
by takedown, 11-21-06

 

Yo Momma
by takedown, 11-21-06

 

by takedown
11-21-06
RINNGGG
Aw crap, lunch is over but I'm not done eating!
C'mon Jeremy, lunch is over.
Suck my dick!
. . .
Do I really have to do this?
Hey, you suggested it! Now hurry up and get undressed!

 

by takedown
11-21-06
Welcome to The Daily Show With Steven Colbert. I'm John Stev- uh... Stewert, and tonight we have special guest Carlos Mencia!
Thank you Mr. Stewert. I was so desperate to get back on TV after getting beat up by the fans of Drawn Together for reffering to my "name" in the show.
Now, is it true that you are not funny, you don't write your own material, you're not mexican, you're half german, and you totally suck ass?
. . .
Takedown is sorry for having to use this character for Carlos Mencia. What did you expect? A photo?
Mr. Mencia?
I'm going to have to kill you now.

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