All comics by tawanda

 

by tawanda
11-01-01
Tawanda is thinkin (for the first time!) ...
who will I annoy today?
During this time...
Cool! my employer!
OKay for 2 years of constant work you gained 5 dollars!
15 seconds later...
WOW! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Wow! she is really dumb! like Tawanda... who is Tawanda? ...

 

by tawanda
11-01-01
*take 6 beer* There was an idian and ..
I know! i will take out this stupid costume!
Huh? what am i doing there?
HUH?
Bad clothes
Mum! Look! A monster!
Let me start the story over!
NO! You the narator shut it!

 

by tawanda
11-01-01
Hi i am the narator.
well... I just lost my book!
So i will go to the psy!

 

by tawanda
11-01-01
OMG! I am having bad alucination! An Indigene is in front of me! AHHH! ILL WONT SURVIVE!.... *die*
...
Back to our heroes...
I dont think i am the good person for this box...
Me too...
They do telepathy...
Shoud we move?
yes...

 

by tawanda
11-01-01
Only 10 secs left
OKay
The end.... To be continued... MWUAHAHAHAHA
See you again for another messed up story!

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
Welcome to another Messed up story!NOOO I am still having allucinations! An Indigène! (read my first story to know what i mean)
... (again)
Let's start the story... Darn our heroes are late... well i hope they will get here soon
She want to kill ME!!
Nope but now you said it...
our heroes...
Hello... Mwuahahahaha!

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
what the hell is that?
Read: You will explode in 3 seconds... Bye
BOOM
Huh - ho....
The story of the story is : I am annoying
You are Rigth!
Darn... it was about to have action...
Do you want my tomahwak in the censored ?
no... *run away*

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
Back to me
Hey grand Papy... i think you should leave your job... I can replace you...
:( Noo...
...
I can eat you...
What do you mean?
Hahaha
Wrong box sorry...
ok....

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
I can eat you....
Try

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
He can't i am the narrator! Mwuahahah *heart attack* *die*
What are we waiting for?
For deuce to find the good box...
I am your new narrator!
No... I am the spirit of the narrator so i am the narrator!
No i am!
No i am!

 

by tawanda
11-23-01
10 seconds left
No I am! by the way only 10 seconds left...
I am!
Mwuahahahah see! i am!
I am!
What?
Can be continued... but i hope not... C you for another messed up story! Police man : Shut it!

 

by tawanda
4-23-02
Damnit! time to another messed up story!
Oh damn Indigens...
Damn Rabbit...
Hi everybody! welcome to another messed up story! today it's a love stroy (badly)...
I hoped for blood...
Well there was a guy named Ilo , He was secretly in love with a pretty girl.

 

by tawanda
4-23-02
But then the girl was in love with Ualot
Would you go out with me?
No thx , it's not that you aren't a good guy but rigth now i have a crush on Ualot... try again!
Ewww.... Well tell us that later!
Hello! it's us again!!
We camed to prob aliens!
But him , he was in love with Ilo, Poor Ve she will try for nuthing...
Ilo is so sweet ... I just love him!

 

by tawanda
4-23-02
So she dicovered he was gay or bi! what a messed up story!
Ualot! I like you very much you know ? ....
But me i like alot ... i like a lot ... Ilo !
EWWWW!!! Wait! gotta go puke!
The aliens enjoyed theyr probe! They wanted more!
So we won't have to buy milk!
But then , she fell in love with Ilo .
What ?! He love me you say?
Yes! Hi hi hi!

 

by tawanda
6-16-02
Then illo ran to kiss Uallot
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
After theyr probe the aliens asked for more probe and after theyr other probe...
so finnally we started an alien's milk company! but some ppl that drunk it got pregnant...
*puking*
Probe me again!
If you want...

 

by tawanda
6-16-02
illo and Uallot were bi.. so a year later , Ualot,illo and Ve got married...
Awww... what a beautifull story...
The moral: The next time someone says you illo ve uallot ... RUNAWAY!!!!!

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