All comics by tcbarrett3rd

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
God, here comes that stupid song...
Nuh-nuh-nuh...
Hey, Gabe...What's up?
Ernie's about to start singing that stupid song again.
I'm fuckin' outta here!
JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW!!! FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!!!

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
This is fluffy. He knows many tricks.
Except for my other job, he is my only source of income.
How much for a blow job?
Fi' dorrah!

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Hey there, Luci. How's it hangin'?
God damn it, Cthulhu! I told you not to call me that!
I didn't call you, "That." I called you, "Luci," Luci.
Oh, that's IT!!! EAT HOT DEATH!!!
Bitch.

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Hey, Judi...Can lend me 30 pieces of silver?
I've told you time and time again, my name is, "JUDAS!"
Come one, Judi...Lighten up...
You know, I'm really glad this has happened to you.
Now that's just not nice.
No shit?

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Hmmm...I feel a little horny...I wonder...
Hey, Gabe...can I ask you a question?
No.
Do you have a vagina?
Jesus Christ, I hate him.

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Man I love this movie. It's all done in ASCII.
The only problem is it's long...And I can't control it...
Kind of like my dick...

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
You know, during Ramadan is when my people fast to cultivate piety.
Ummm...Gabe...You're not Muslim.
Man, why do you always have to oppress me?
Dude, I'm not oppressing you. I'm just saying...
SIGH
You don't even own any towels!

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
So, how's that conversion to Islam working out for you, Gabe?
Here we go...
What's it like? Isn't it pretty strict and all?
Yeah, there are lots of foods I can't eat anymore.
Say...I'm going to Pigs In A Blanket for baby back ribs and a ham sandwich. Wanna join me?!
Why does he do this to me?

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Russ asks Gabe about his new-found religion.
Hey, Gabe. Is Ramalamadingdong over?
It's Ramadan, Rusty...Ramadan...
Whatever.
Can't you respect my religion?
I do respect your religion, dude...but YOU suck!
I swear to God I'm going to kill him.

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
I heard Saddam Insane is building a monument in Iraq.
Really? Why?
Some...crap...about America's "evil" bombing of a shelter...
That's dumb. That's like Germans erecting a monument to concentration camps.
That doesn't even make sense.
Shut up.

 

by tcbarrett3rd
11-15-01
Face it, Bobo....I'm smarter, faster, and cuter than you'll ever be!
Yeah...That may be, but there's one thing I can do that you'll never be able to.
Oh? What's
Shit on you.

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