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by thinkorswim
3-15-04
There he is = Sid the Squid.
No shit. I've seen ink-squirts before, but this is ridiculous!

 

by thinkorswim
3-20-04
Are you an anime character?
Why, as a matter of fact, I am.
Well... aren't cha gonna molest me or something?
No, that only happens in Japan, or... well... maybe if you happen to work for the White House.
Ha Ha. Good one.
I read the news.

 

by thinkorswim
3-27-04
Here at the Julia Foster Anorexia Center, we don't hide behind our clothing. We're open & honest about how we look.
But hey... in your case... if you want to wear a trenchcoat... by all means... wear a trenchcoat!

 

by thinkorswim
5-23-04
This little light of mine.
I'm gonna let it shine.
This little light of mine.
I'm gonna let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine.
More wine?
Of course! Duh... haven't ya been listening?

 

by thinkorswim
5-23-04
Father, please forgive me for what I've done to my hair.
Nice try.

 

by thinkorswim
5-23-04
Come out. Come out little piggys. Or I'll huff and I'll puff. And I'll BLOW your house down!
It's NOT a house, it's a barn!
Well, that went over better than I expected.

 

by thinkorswim
5-25-04
I grow new teeth every 90 days. So I thought, "What the heck...
.. I'm gonna start glueing them to the back of my head!" I mean... phfff... why not?
Umm... ahhh... right... why not.
I work in accounting.
No way.

 

by thinkorswim
7-14-04
Trust me, we WILL be ready for the Olympics!
Excuse me. I'm looking for the bathroom.
You just walked passed it. It's that bush over there.
So... oh yeah... we WILL be ready for the Olympics!

 

by thinkorswim
8-02-04
Do not try to make the console vanish, that is impossible. Rather, realize the truth, that the console does not exist and that there is nothing in your hands.
Hey, is that Trinity over there completely naked?
Huh?
Oh, nice going Neo, you've hit the Oracle in the head when you threw the console across the room.
So; what are you saying ... that I'm not The One?

 

by thinkorswim
11-06-04
Nice set of threads but, it just doesn't work for me.

 

by thinkorswim
11-06-04
I fixed a bug with horizontally oversized comics in the Firefox browser today.
That'll teach him.
Oh yeah.

 

by thinkorswim
11-07-04
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall.
And all the King's horses, and all the King's men.
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
The men didn't have any glue.
Clue! They didn't have any clue! The men are hopeless. He said clue.

 

by thinkorswim
11-07-04
It looks like you're reading to a bunch of daycare children.
It looks like the country is under attack.
It looks like most people obviously don't seem to care.

 

by thinkorswim
11-08-04
Hey! How did you get to the next level?
You have to find and sell all of the weapons of mass destruction to a merchant named "Dubya".
2 hours later.
I can't find any weapons of mass destruction?
I know. There isn't any.
But don't let that stop you.

 

by thinkorswim
11-08-04
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a duck.
Yep. It's true.

 

by thinkorswim
11-12-04
I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am.
Sam?
S.avior A.nd M.essiah
I will not eat green eggs and Sam. I will not eat them Ham I am.
And thusly the expression, "Ham it up." is born.

 

by thinkorswim
2-15-05
It looks like you're about to toss your cookies!
I am.
To delete all cookies, save your work, exit Windows and reboot.
AHHHHHHH...... thud!
Exit Windows! Exit Windows! NOT, exit a window. Oh well, whatever.

 

by thinkorswim
2-19-05
Na Na Na NaNa.

 

by thinkorswim
3-02-05
What a crappy looking wall.
It's my first wall. Do you think the owner will be able to tell?
Steps. My wall has steps. Nice.

 

by thinkorswim
7-30-06
I don't know... launching rockets from a daycare seems like a bad idea to me.
It's a great idea! It would be an even better one if we could find a way to attach children right onto the rockets!
Hey... where's everybody going?

 

by thinkorswim
8-20-06
Did you even READ the sign? Hey... since when did you develop breasts?
Do NOT use Detergents during Cycle 3
I'm over here!
Pervert.

 

by thinkorswim
8-20-06
Honey... Toys-R-Us are having a massive recall on the Jolly-Jumper we just bought for Missy. Can you please ship it back to the store for me?
Thank you.
Too funny. The recall instructions actually says: "Remove infant before returning the item to the store." What kind of an idiot would ... Honey?!!???

 

by thinkorswim
8-26-06
Suicidal bombers rock!
Kamikaze pilots rock!
Will you marry me?

 

by thinkorswim
11-14-06
I don't understand. I've been fighting in your country for 6 years now - and it feels like I'm getting no where.
My people have been fighting for hundreds of thousands of years. Maybe even longer.
That's just dope.
Welcome to my world.

 

by thinkorswim
11-15-06
Another confirmation... from my uncle, Jerry.
He's the guy I met at Thanksgiving right? The one who kicked your butt at ping-pong...???
I let him win! He's very competitive ... I had to LET him win so he'd go to the wedding.
Well, he's going... so your plan was a good one.
Trust me... I know what I'm doing.
I wish I could say the same my sweetie... I wish I could say the same...

 

by thinkorswim
11-22-06
What should we do today?
What we do EVERY day...
... stand on the beach & smile for the tourists.
Yeah, that really gets my goat... they act like they've NEVER seen animals on a beach before.
Well... Barb's from Winnipeg Canada. They don't even HAVE beaches! Let's cut her some slack ok?

 

by thinkorswim
11-22-06
Did you meet Barb from Canada?
Yah... she's really nice.
She bought me this banana. I told her I hadn't ate anything all day...
Well, actually... you haven't ate anything all week.
Wow... has it been a week already? ... Boy, time sure flies by when you're having fun.
Or when you're a monkey.

 

by thinkorswim
11-22-06
This beach sucks. Where's all the sheep?
Hey baby... do you come to this beach often?
No... I usually stay in Dakar.
Ewww... that's rough... I hope at least it's a station wagon or something roomy?
Huh ???

 

by thinkorswim
11-23-06
Bowling was invented in Africa.
What? You don't believe me?
Barb? Barb? Hey... wait for me! Barb... come back... you haven't finished your coconut!

 

by thinkorswim
11-23-06
It's tough being a sheep in Africa.
You start to put on a little bit of weight and all of a sudden it's... no milk today... we're thinking lamb chops!
True, true. Hey... you know... you DO look like you've gained some weight lately.
Shut up. That's not even funny.
Yes it is.

 

by thinkorswim
11-24-06
Today I think I'll just swing from the trees, eat a few bananas and find a nice place to nap.
But we do that EVERY day.
So; you got a better idea?
Oh look... there's Barb!
See ya!!!

 

by thinkorswim
12-02-06
One day... we will occupy your country. And every man, woman & child will be living in fear.
I'm from Canada. You guys already occupy our country. AND... we already HAVE Stephen Harper as our Fear Factor.
True, that guy is pretty creepy.
You know it. Coffee?

 

by thinkorswim
12-05-06
Dddd.dd... do you think Bbbbarb is missing The ppp..p.Peg?
N..nnn...nn...
I'll take that as a N..nnn... nnooo...
Y...y...yyy...

 

by thinkorswim
12-08-06
" Jerry Jeff "
Who's Jerry Jeff ?
Not who... what. "Jere jef " is Wolof for "thank you".
Wow.
Waaw actually means, " Yes ".

 

by thinkorswim
12-12-06
Wha cha think of Eragon?
It was hood.
It was hood?
It was hood.
I don't get it.

 

by thinkorswim
12-22-06
What was the damage today?
5 U.S. Marines.
Aren't cha gonna ask me?
What was the damage today?
2 Freedom Fighters. 10 Villagers and a dozen camels.
We are SO going to win this.

 

by thinkorswim
12-26-06
Have you met Melissa? She's really sweet.
Yeah, she's like... giving out Medi Treats to everyone she meets.
She's pretty. She's smart. She's funny. She has it all . I wish that she was MY owner...
Whoa.. whoa... whoa there. Melissa already has a dog, Mickey. She's a border collie who could run circles around you.
I like circles.
And don't let her see you with that bone or she'll freak!

 

by thinkorswim
1-10-07
I'm from Winnipeg. We don't have red grasshoppers in Winnipeg. I love red grasshoppers! You are SO lucky to be living here.
Spare a dolla ?
{sigh} Just like Winnipeg.

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