Santa's Little Helpers by thisroadwedrive12-21-07 Thank god I fired all my elves. Who needs 'em when you can put some chinese kids in a sweatshop for 5 cents a day. I love to work. Me too. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
Interspecies Erotica Come on. There isn't anyone around for miles. Let's make some bacon. You're so romantic. Go meet me over by that dirt pile. I'll be right there. by thisroadwedrive, 9-07-14
Trick or treat. by thisroadwedrive12-02-14 What's with the mask---you know it's not even halloween, right? No shit, Sherlock. It's an ugly costume. Who are you even supposed to be? Your wife. The fuck you are. She couldn't hide those horns under that mess of hair.
